Andee

It is extra to watch you have an "eargasm"?

Have a great birthday - from one Gemini to another! :bowdown:

Anybody know where I can get my hands on a goose quill? :handjob:

Exactly....to carry on.... Ladies: Help turn Old Dog into a New Trick:butt:

Having said that, Meg and I are both "fighting" over you as I write this.

The award for best "what were you doing when the lights went out in Orleans" goes to Meg!!!

Skankiest Panties Award The Award for the Ad with the most typos goes to....

If you spend time with Meg, it will be like being with Elizabeth Montgomery of Bewitched (without the nose wiggle). Nicolette just told me she was with Tom Shapiro. I believe I had Shamu the Killer Whale a few weeks ago.

I am surprised at the number of SPs who get into this business and do not educate themselves about such things. These days there is so much information available, I consider such ignorance just plain laziness. For example, anyone who has heard or seen the Sue Johannson's Sex with Sue Show would know this. I have met SPs who didn't even realize men can orgasm without even being erect!! I have a client who is diabetic and although he orgasms, does not ejaculate liquid. Any SP who would treat you like you lied, should undergo some "sensitivity" training I think. I am truly sorry that that happened to you. She should be ashamed of herself.

New Service: Pay-as-You Go: $5 a minute. Secrets to Passing "John" School.

Now Collecting Donations to Buy Antlerman Kleenex Worst Hairy Butt Crack Award

My 8 year old red-haired, blue-eyed niece is already a heart-breaker. Her Dad says she can't date until she's 30. According to WIKI, even Charlie Brown first fell in love with a redhead during a school lunch period back on November 12, 1963, saying, "I'd sure like to eat lunch with that little red-haired girl... I miss her being between the ages of 2 and 4 years old when she believed everything I told her. such as it's time to go bed because the bunny rabbits have gone back down their holes. I miss the fact that I used to be able to pick her up and spin her around. I miss watching the movie Nemo with her twice in one day for months!!

I miss my mom too. It will be 10 years on July 28th and I still have a hard time accepting the invitation to have a cup a tea with someone because that was what I did "with her". Funny, eh? She made the best home-made apple pie (crust made from lard!!) and fried egg sandwich on the planet. Okay...back to lists...carry on...

As I sit not able to sleep, thought I would lighten things up with. I was imagining:handjob: topics for threads that would NEVER be posted on CERB but nonetheless would be funny to consider:mrgreen:. Here's what my demented imagination:twisted: came up with for some topics: Help - I Need Someone - Anyone - to write me a Recommendation CERB Biggest Dick Award! Attention Ladies: I Need to Get Laid TODAY. Can Someone Help Out Until I Get Paid on Friday Donations Now Being Collected Towards Celebrating "Get the MOD Laid Day" Today Only - All Calls Free Because I'm Just Soooo Horny SP Accepting Appointments Only From Guys Who Look Like Sean Connery Attention Ladies: When You See How Good Looking I am, You'll Want to Pay Me New Social Club: Lurkers who Never Book, Just Gawk at the Pictures and Waste Ladies' Time in Chat and By E-mail :sm185: Okay...now that I've totally embarassed myself:bowdown:, I know there are some other twisted minds out there...(Old Dog, I'm counting on you)....:smileysmontrefesse:

I believe whatever spice you ingest - in any quantity, it will eventually "cum" out (no pun intended). I have smelled curry, tobacco, mustard, rice and cloves off guys... I agree with Annessa, eating hot Buffalo wings and then going down on your partner is not recommended.

I can't resist a firefighter - in his dress uniform, handsome, in his blues is sexy...in his bunker gear -- smoldering!!! I even dated a firefighter I think mostly because of his uniform - I used to ask him to skip going home to change first because I liked to jump him when he came through the door. That's about my only weakness. No other "men in uniform" do it for me like that. Perhaps because many member of my family are military and I'm used to seeing those uniforms. As for policemen.... Back to the topic on hand...hygiene most important. T-shirts, jeans and biker boots welcome anytime....

What are some of your favourite movie scenes - here are a few of mine: Trains, Planes and Automobiles: "You Wanna Hurt Me" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q05p-5TWcj8 Dirty Harry: "Do You feel Lucky". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMLGkj91Og&feature=related Lethal Weapon 1 "Drug Bust" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUlfNMTc6Xc The Mask of Zorro "Swordfight between Elena and Zorro" Bullitt: "Car Chase Scene" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-y1VUdnQXo

A friend of mine tried to hook me with a friend of his who I wouldn't have glanced at twice on the street. The guy was very tall and slim and kind of geeky looking and shy, but what a body!!! But after meeting him a few times, I was feeling particularly frisky one time and made a pass at him. It was the most unbelievable wild sex I could ever remember having. We must have "did it" in every room in his house, including on top of a big oak desk in his home office over looking St. Joseph Boulevard with cars whizzing by. This went on for about 3 months until the so-called relationship burned itself out. Even after two years...every time I drive by his house, I am amazed at how I experience goosebumps when I think about him.:69:

Remember the Sky-Line drive-in on the corner of Fisher and Baseline? I think they tore it down in 1979. Yes, I miss drive-ins too!!!

Hah!! We did that at the Airport Drive-In (I used to live at CFB Uplands).

Since you've already posted your recommendation for her, there is really nothing more you are obligated to share with anyone, newbie or not. I would simply advise them to contact the lady directly to find out about rates etc.

What's that old cliche - it's not the destination, it's the journey. Release or no release, if I truly believe I have given good service, I don't feel guilty or bad and I would never be judgmental or make a client feel bad about his ability to release. Sometimes things happen and that doesn't mean you didn't have a good time. I have had some clients share with me that some of the best appointments they had did not necessarily include final release. To me most wham, bam, thank-you m'am appointments are not very creative or necessary memorable. Final release is not the end all be all, even for a woman. My two cents...:butt:

Waaaah!!!!

I would gladly entertain a gentleman who would love to talk and cuddle. Believe it or not, that type of request, although not common, is not unheard of. I have offered that service before and built some good relationships with clients as a result of it. No one here is going to judge you for wanting to do that.

Try Ottawa Laptop. They have 2 locations I know of - one on Baseline near Greenbank and the other on St. Joseph Blvd. near Orleans Blvd. in Orleans. They sell refurbished laptops. I know someone who has bought a few from them and says he considers them to be honest.