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Without sounding harsh, in Halifax, there is already a girl using Luscious before her name, Luscious Lacey and another girl named Lexy (902) It's a free country and you are entitled to use any name you like, but I would think you may want to rethink the name you have chosen especially since these 2 ladies are in your community. It will avoid confusion in the long run and I would imagine you would want to stand out as being unique. Just a suggestion.

As a former transcriber and desktop publisher, I can tell you that you should not use too many different colours on one page. Because RED is a bold colour, I believe it should only be used for emphasis or contrast. Not to hijack Sabrina's thread, the thing that many SPs don't realize is, if you type your ad using all upper case, or CAPTIAL LETTERS, you are not doing the reader any favours. The reader has to work harder to decipher your message as there is no contrast which is why CAPS are usually intended for emphasis, not an entire prose An ad like this will "lose the reader". You'll exhaust them by the second line - they won't even read the whole thing. USING ALL CAPS TO WRITE AN AD IS VERY DIFFICULT ON THE READER BECAUSE IT IS HARD TO FOLLOW THE FLOW OF WHAT'S BEING WRITTEN AND THOSE WHO LEAVE OUT PROPER PUNCTUATION MAKE IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT AND YOU WILL LOSE THE READER'S ATTENTION **************** Use the conventional form of writing which is to capitalize proper nouns, use punctuation, and writing text in upper and lower case letters like I'm doing here. The most common mistakes I read in ads are: ALL CAPS, improper spelling and improper punctuation. Centering or italicizing all text - again using overusing elements intended for emphasis and too many colours and font sizes on one page. You decide - which reads better: DONT MISS MY AMAZING SPECIALS IM ONLY IN OTTAWA FOR A FEW DAYS AND IM ALREADY ALMOST FULLY BOOKED. I PROVIDE THE ULTIMATE GFE SERVICE AVAILABLE AND MY REVIEWS FULLY BACK MY PROMISE TO SATISFY Don't miss my AMAZING specials. I'm only in Ottawa for a few days and I'm already almost fully booked. I provide the ultimate GFE service available and my reviews fully back my promise to satisfy. DONT MISS MY AMAZING SPECIALS IM ONY IN OTTAWA FOR A FEW DAYS AND IM ALREADY BOOKED I PROVIDE THE ULTIMATE SERVICE AVAILABLE AND MY REVIEWS FULLY BACK MY PROMISE TO SATISFY BUT SOMETHING THAT IS IN BIG BOLD RED LETTERS ALL IN CAPITALS - YIKES!!!! I THINK THIS COULD SET OFF A MIGRAINE IN SOME PEOPLE:-(

More where that came from:

Thanks for clarifying the minimum post requirement. I didn't realize it, but the logic makes sense. I will let one of my clients know, who has said he would post a recommendation but said he couldn't figure out how. I believe he uses CERB more to read ladies' profiles than to post. When I see him next, I'll encourage him to respond to a few posts.

Happy Birthday Carrie :boobeyes: Moon :butt: To one of my favourite people, have yourself a great day!!!

I would rather have you showered and clean with trimmed fingernails and be courteous - don't really care what you have on because you won't be wearing it for long anyhow.

City Slickers: Mitch (Billy Crystal) referring to Curly (Jack Palance): That is the toughest man I've ever seen in my life. Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddlebag with eyes. 48 Hours: Reggie: This ain't no god damn way to start a partnership. Jack: Now, get this! We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. And we ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry YOU ever MET me! Reggie: I'm already sorry. The 40 Year Old Virgin: Andy (Steve Carrell): You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them! The Odd Couple (1968): Oscar: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar! *** Oscar: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table. [Felix laughs] What hell's so funny? Felix: It's not spaghetti, it's linguini [Oscar picks up the plate of linguini and hurls it against the kitchen wall] Oscar: Now it's garbage.

No lists. My mom always said, don't keep anything around you wouldn't want anyone to find if you were hit by a bus.

You're so gracious!! Ah...the secret to having a kid without giving birth and no stretch marks.

We lived in Quebec, and if you wanted the bread man to stop in, you put a sign in the front window. We used to get a kick out of the fact that the word "Pain" was visible from the street.

That's why it's important to do your research, by going on boards, escort sites, etc. and googling names. I know you're relatively new to the SP scene, but for example, Carrie Moon, for has been around Ottawa scene since 2002 and in Toronto before that. She is well known in the industry as an SP and a porn actress. I am surprised you hadn't heard of her. There was also Amber Moon, who I believe is now retired. Taylor of course is popular soap opera name, so of course you're going to get girls choosing that one. Since you're on the topic and have already started to re-invent yourself, why not come up with a name that isn't common, but won't sound pretentious. I don't think the guys care so much what are names are, only that we provide good service and they're able to find us easily went they want to come a calling.

When hockey was HOCKEY!

Or... Living the Life of Riley

Riley's Rant The Royal Treatment Riley and Company The Life of Riley

Why change the name, I don't believe Charlie has grown up yet.

Yes, and those leather shoes with the ankle band were HOTTT!! You must post a picture for the boys. If I had drank anymore, I would have been embedded in the chair cushions as well!!

I think Meg and Valleyman have company...Old Dog and I want to get in on that AC/DC crank-it-up action too!!! DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!!!:pimp: Additional Comments: I'm a professional napper - just ask my friends and family!:smileysmontrefesse:

I almost peed my pants when I read this....

If you think that's bad.... I don't mind receiving texts, but when the client is ready to book, I request that they call me in person so I can hear their voice. I had one guy tell me that he had no "minutes" to call and that he preferred text. I suggested he then go to a pay phone and he said he'd pass because why should he play 50 cents when my requirements made no sense - that everyone else accepts text (which I don't believe). I have free incoming and free text on my phone for a set price per month and if I want to dial outgoing calls, it's 20 cents a minute - so I always add a $10 card on my phone in that rare case where I need to use my phone to call out. I could see if maybe he was might have the same kind of plan as me and maybe no extra minutes to dial out, but to not want to spend 50 cents on a phone call to book with a lady...

When explaining it to my friends who were worried about me being mixed up with the "wrong type of people", I always use the analogy (legislation and morales aside...) You can buy a car from some dude in a parking lot or you can go to a dealership and many other options in between. Like any "business", there is the good, the bad and the ugly.... You just have to exercise caution - do your research and like anything else, buyer beware. That is why moderated sites and review boards are so valuable. Like the MOD has suggested, the lower the level, the more likely the person is being pimped out or supporting a habit. I have worked at so-called "straight jobs" where I was treated worse than I am now and for not much pay to boot. I also know women who work to support their boyfriends and are treated just as bad or worse than SPs who are pimped out - abuse is not limited to our line of work. But because there is the opportunity to get "fast cash" it is of course going to one of the easiest ways (aside from stealing or some other criminal activity) for girls to support a drug habit or pimp, and of course it's usually the bad things we hear about rather than the good. Another reason why I say, thank goodness for boards like CERB.

The Partridge Family The Carol Burnett Show The Sonny and Cher Show Pet rocks Shag haircuts Platform shoes When you could flick your lighters at rock concerts When you could smoke.... at rock concerts Seeing rock bands at the Chaud (The Chaudiere on upper Alymer Road - anyone remember the Green Door? That's where we went before it closed and we had to upstairs to the Rose Room) Drive-in movie theatres When it was still safe to hitchike When we could get into bars underage When the worse thing you could get from unprotected sex could be cured with a treatment of antibiotics (pre-Herpes/Aids days) When Victor Newman had black hair on Y&R When most NHL hockey players were Canadian

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! In the case of the Canadiens, see, it helped!!! Keep on wearing that Jersey, girl...we won the last one...got keep it going!

Crank up hard rock music like AC/DC and sing along! When home (and a certain friend's houses), not wear a bra - feels more comfortable without it! Catch up on my TV/movie watching. Crochet dish clothes and hoisery bags etc.

Sarah - are you sure onion ring poutine is legal in Canada?