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Andee

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  1. You ever notice who else's head looks like a circumcised penis? Our "dickhead" mayor Larry O'Brien (I can't seem to upload photos on here - anyone??):sm185:
  2. Now from the female point of view: One of the main factors that led to my divorce was my husband's LOW sex drive. At age 32, I could not see myself limited to having sex once a month I had to be the initiator or it wouldn't happen period. He agreed to counselling but it never helped. I discovered a few years later that he had been suffer\ring from depression from which he eventually sought help. But he admitted to me (yes we are still on speaking terms after all these years), that he just lost interest and the woman he is with now doesn't care about sex. So they're perfect together. So it just doesn't happen to men - that their spouses lose interest - is all I'm saying!
  3. 219. Home-made fried chicken 220. Rollercoasters 221. Waking up refreshed after a good night's sleep 222. Spaghetti and meatballs 223. That first ice cold beer on a hot day 224. Being able to see dolphins swimming/jumping near your boat 225. Winning 4 up-front tickets to see the Police at Scotiabank Place (now THAT was a concert)!
  4. Yes there are SOME uncut men who don't know how who to clean themselves properly, but to say FAR TOO MANY is not accurate. I have seen just as many cut men who weren't clean. Being cut or uncut has NOTHING to do with how clean a person is - you are going by the opinion of one woman. I have seen many dicks over the past 15 years and beg to differ.
  5. Sorry, couldn't resist the joke about "chicks with sticks". I know...groaner....(it hides back in its cave) Additional Comments: Missed the game because I had to help a girlfriend move, but so glad to hear HABS beat the PENS - yay! :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
  6. 203. Watching my niece ride her bike for the first time without training wheels. 204. Fresh, squeaky cheese curds 205. Cold potable spring water gurgling from the ground 206. Watching the last item being removed from the moving van after 9 long hours 207. Watching favourite re-runs of the Flintsones.
  7. 159. Dating a guy who is okay with me being an escort. 160. When someone guesses my age younger than I really am. 161. When my 8 year old niece makes me toast and peanut butter. 162. When they have movies on TV with no commercials. 163. Driving a motorcycle and being "in the wind". 164. When someone cooks me breakfast - bacon and eggs(over easy), hash browns and lightly buttered toast..hmmmm 165. Fudge 166. Access to Gold Circle area at Bluesfest. 167. Getting a seat on a plane with ample leg room (near the emergency exit) or firs row. 168. PVR - being able to fast-forward through commercials. 169. Cranking a rock tune from the past and dancing by myself 170. Puffy bilious clouds.
  8. Yeah, but Pete, Meg's not a shemale! Additional Comments: I'm baaaaaad....don't own one. But I'll gladly model one if someone wants to lend me theirs for a pic. First one to book an appointment with me a HABS jersey gets a discount!
  9. I found it a turn-on that you could flirt with that stare in your eyes, without uttering a word, Pete.
  10. I am trimmed not shaved and sometimes receive requests to let it grow a bit. I am still waiting for a few younger members who expressed an interest in coming to see me but are shy about seeing an older woman. I'm here and ready to play anytime!:bjs:
  11. Good luck to you Bobbi. Hope all your dreams come true! :D
  12. I am hoping the Habs will be be fine without Markov on Sunday's game. As a native-born Montrealer, I can say is GO HABS GO! :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: Additional Comments: Help Saminisam out here - I joined. C'mon ladies, sign up too!
  13. My Sharona....yep, you're an Old Dog We're going to have to get together for a good old head banging session (and I don't mean little head). Here's some more head banging songs for your trip down memory lane. (Some not as musically brilliant as Bohemian Rhapsody, but they do the trick). Twisted Sister: We're not going to take it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs Rock You (the black guy in the video is my friend Bob - I got to meet the band at the 1984 Juno Awards Party) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs Notice the bare titties :boobies::boobies: And finally: Quiet Riot: Bang your Head :sm185: ROCK ON!
  14. 141. Receiving an unexpected tip. 142. Vine-ripened tomato sandwich on white bread with real mayo, salt and pepper. 143. The feel of warm sand between your toes (at the beach) 144. Breathtaking view of the Canadian Rockies. 145. When the Canadiens win the Stanley cup!:bowdown::butt::bowdown:
  15. I missed a phone call because I couldn't hear it ringing because I had the volume up so loud. I'm surprised Garth and Wayne they didn't run that pacer off the road.... You'll have to let me come over and rub your neck for you..... and then we'll do it again! :bowdown:
  16. For you, Old Dog...Bang away! :bowdown: 125. Reading the Saturday edition of the newspaper while still in bed with a hot latte. 126. Hot cinammon rolls with icing 127. Real butter on your popcorn 128. When my nieces end their conversations or texts to me with "Love you" 129. When a male friend pleasures me and doesn't want anything in return 130. When someone gives you an article of clothing that doesn't fit them that you absolutely "love". 131. When a baby gives you you big toothless smile! 132. When I'm on a sleepover with my niece and she wants me to tell her "another" one of my stories and I'm already on my 3rd one... 133. Being able to get to sit where I want in a movie theatre 134. Unexpectedly being offered tickets to some event I would really like to see that another person can't attend\ 135. When a younger person listens to one of my stories from my teenager years and they think it's so cool that I got to see the bands they listen to now back in the 70's and 80's (e.g. Aerosmith, Van Halen, Ozzy, Queen, AC/DC, etc.)
  17. 51. Being able to sample the turkey stuffing before dinner is served. 52. Being able to gaze at my amazing 8 year old neice while she sleeps. 53. Receiving a good foot rub. 54. Being able to get my hands on a box of chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies before they're sold out. 55. Finding money you forgot about in a coat pocket 56. Feeling the negative ions in the air when close to a waterfall. 57. When you think about someone and you suddenly run into them or hear from them. 58. Being upgraded to a more expensive suite when you book in at a hotel because they're all out of the rooms you reserved. 59. Homemade apple pie. 60. Getting all the green lights while driving to your destination. :bowdown::sm185:
  18. If mileage is what I think you mean by it, I do not think age is a factor. Carrie summed it up pretty good. It depends on the SP, her attitude and style.
  19. Interesting - doesn't apply to Canada (yet) but I see it coming because of all the flagging and fake ads (other people posting SPs phone numbers etc.) What's the saying, "sex sells".
  20. Meg told me she used to be big Bruins fan before coming to Ottawa, so that's where her loyalty lies. But I'm sure she could be convinced if someone brought her a Jersey to wear (and then take off of course) for a picture. Being from Montreal originally, I always root for the Habs when it comes to the play-offs.:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
  21. I never thought of that, but it makes perfect sense. As for stuff on the roof of buildings - I believe left-overs from tradesmen and the odd vagrant who can find their way up to the top. Big commercial roof-top ventilation systems can provide nice warm areas for the homeless. I dated an HVAC tech who told me he often came across people sleeping on the top of heating grates on top of office building downtown. They would shoo them away, but some how they always managed to find their way back up through an unlocked stairwell or something. Perhaps the vagrants were giving the building security some kind of kickback - who knows. Toilet brush anyone?
  22. If the conversation gets that heated (no pun intended), I just find a way to change the topic because it's not worth me trying to convince them of my point of view - plus it's a real mood killer. As for the best Prime Minister of England - Winston Churchill for sure!
  23. Reminds me of this guy I went out on a date with. He seemed really charming, nice guy. Everything was going along smooth - I was even thinking of asking him in. You know what the deal breaker was? When he was driving me home, he threw his empty coffee cup out the window of his car. I am not usually at a loss for words, but that one time I was shocked. Now I know why his car was so clean - he used the streets and highways as his garbage can. Yah, you guessed - I left him at the curb. If a child sees a parent doing this, they'll grow up the same. Never mind the cycle of poverty - we also have the cycle of littering. Some people!
  24. I think this sums it up - it is different for everyone. I do not want to just limit my friends to people I have met - otherwise when it comes to the men, I am basically parading a list of my clients from CERB. Unless someone's posts are vulgar or creep me out, I don't see any harm in accepting a friend request. I find it a compliment in a way that they are thinking of me.
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