Andee

Wanna be agency representatives? Boyfriends? Roommates? Pimps? Who knows? When I worked in Grande Prairie back in the 90s, the agency owner realized most guys preferred to speak to a female receptionist rather than the male owner. He was so cheap, he got his sister-in-law to do it. Not sure what he paid her, but she got up and quit one day and I know business when down when he took the phones back over. From my impression, DUDES don't want to talk to DUDES.

I'm in my late 40s and no sign of drying up for this girl!

Yes, she is featured on Cowboy Kenny's diary as posting fake pics and even denying the fact even though the proof is there. If she's lying about that and using other girls as references, we all know what that means. Stay away. Many nice MA's to choose from here on CERB.

I believe in keeping it simple. If you get a pm regarding a lady, simply refer them to their recommendations if they have any and/or Suggest they contact the lady directly. Period.

Moderation does not work with everyone. But unless you "pick up", you may not know how you are going to fare with pot or booze or any substance. Most people can agree there are virtually no recreational crack users, but even pot can be dangerous to some. I have witnessed it and despite what others who don't have a problem with it will say, for some it can be almost as bad as doing harder drugs. I have seen my share of drug use over the years and I still agree that pot is probably one of the more harmless substances we can consume, but it's still a mind-altering substance and as such does not have the same effect on everyone. Years ago, one of my roommates came to me and said he was seeking treatment because he felt he had to be stoned every waking minute of the day and could not function without pot. I knew he smoked, but had no idea he was actually telling me he smoking every few hours. He would get highly agitated if his supply was getting low and it started to drastically affect his life. He actually got laughed at by his friends for seeking help, but now after 17 years clean, he tells me that for him, it was just as bad as harder drugs might be for someone else. And what about a friend of mine's 17 year daughter who is a self-admitted pot head has difficulty going to school and only has grade 9 because of her pot use since aged 15. Should we blame her age and immaturity on the fact she chooses to get high over getting to classes on time. It's because of the pot, plain and simple. For her, pot may well be a gateway drug. Time will only tell. I hope not. Her parents have heard stories about kids in her circle doing ectasy and poppers. So what goes from there. I'm sure if there was thread about promoting cocaine use on here, it would get shut down. Maybe I'm sounding like a old prude, but should we be celebrating this here on CERB? If I'm wrong, I can take the flack.

Many threads related to this - running a common bawdy house, procuring, living off the avails, etc....

Wow, where have you been my whole life? Seriously though, I wish more men were as "tuned in" as you. I try to be patient and give direction when necessary, but some men just don't get it. I love DATY, but lousy DATY is worse than no DATY at all.

I didn't disagree with you about the MOD's standpoint, but obviously Tracie does see this as worth getting worked up about and I just felt you were kind of fluffing it off, that's all.

I find this comment very condescending. Even if you don't agree with Tracie's sentiments, it doesn't mean that what she believes is any less important than other things like "world peace".

I must have missed something. So did the girl come forward then. I was under the impression it was just hearsay when the thread was cut.

Whoah, Tracie, please slow down here. First of all, we are getting second hand news - the girl in question did not actually post and reveal who the agency was, we are hearing it from some guy who said he was told this. First of all how do we know this is reliable information. Remember, I got slapped terribly for "outing" an SP who I heard from 2 of my reliable clients that she had children in her apt. Because I did not actually witness it, I was shut down and perhaps rightfully so. The MOD and others on here have no way of knowing my clients are reliable so I had to accept that. This is the same thing. We have no way of actually knowing this was Pink Kitty. Why, because Dave said that some girl said so. I do not think that is enough. I can understand your frustration, but that thread was getting way out of hand and nasty and I do not blame the MOD for deleting it. I am not a big fan of agencies but really I am not defending Jason per se - I am defending the process by which we post credible information on here. Love you girl!

I found a definition for a greek salad. sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.

Sounds simple to me - you want an open relationship, but after 14 years of friendship have been unable to tell her that? But you're telling us she wants a more committed relationship. You can't feel like a hobbyiest with her unless you paid her and since she's not an SP, then perhaps it's guilt about the fact you do want to continue hobby if you were with someone, hence the open relationship. Since you both want different things, I think you need to be honest with her, and then she won't be wondering if it's a possibility. Rude to ask for the bill before she's finished - I think so - it's like you're trying to hurry her up - or that's at least how I would take it. As much as I am an SP and in the business of seeing attached men, I would never advocate someone starting a relationship with the intention of having a secret life on the side.

Way to go Angie!

It's obvious the assumption on his part was that since you were in a strip club, everyone you were with knew what you did. Not cool of him...

My ex-husband had the decency to at least close the door while he was doing his business...and washing his hands afterwards.... No amount of spray though....never mind.

I'm not sure I'd want to hear Ava's after Soleil said she beat her hands down. I have one about a crapophiliac from way back when I first started in the biz and was a bit naive. Luckily I got out of there with no "residue" on me.

Congratulations! Keep 'em coming!

All I can say is "pure genius". The first time I saw Queen was back in 1978 here in Ottawa at the Civic Centre - even have some awesome photos. One of the best rock concerts I ever saw.

Which is why when girls leave or end the session before the time is up, some of us refer to that as "street walker" mentality. From what I hear these days, you'd be lucky to even get the service. Some of those girls would just take your money and run. I figure some girls don't know who they are or what they are - it's up to you to find out what angle they're coming from because there is "everything" out there due to easy access to free Internet advertising. You have to be careful. What can be frustrating for ladies like me is when a client says he's good for two in an hour, wants to get the first one out of the way fairly quickly so he can recharge and then says, "Oh, I really didn't think you'd actually be able to make me come that fast - I'm not really good for two at all". Then I feel guilty. So even communicating beforehand doesn't always help. All I can do is try and work with them and try to tune into their rhythm. This is sometimes difficult to do with first timers. I do my best and hope that whatever happens, my clients walks away with a smile on his face.

That's what a friend said about getting his buddy strippers for his bachelor party. I didn't laugh at the joke.

I am so glad I am not in this situation. I believe some ladies answer blocked numbers because they are afraid to turn away business. I think most genuine clients understand the rationale behind an SPs policies not to answer blocked calls. Those who continue to call blocked and those who continue to answer and book - sorry to say, deserve what they get. I am concerned about the poster's advice to follow the guy out to get his license plate - I would be very careful in doing so - it might cause further problems including a physical altercation. Another reason to stay away from CL.

Alexa: I just love orange tom cats! Too bad my roommate is allergic.