Andee

People who can't seem to decide what they want when they go up to the counter to order and hold up the rest of the line. Sales people who still knock at my door when I have a clear sign posted "no canvassers or sales please - do not ring my bell as I will not answer". One woman the other day was ringing and ringing my bell - I thought maybe one of my neighbours was hurt or something. I pulled back the curtain to see this woman standing there with a clipboard in hand. Like can't ya read?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you can go around the world as many times as the ship can sail in the time you're with me. Call it MSOG, or whatever, like who's counting? We're there to have fun and please. To limit someone's shots on goals is limiting one's chance for repeat business as has been suggested here.

Thanks, Capitalman. Geez, I wouldn't have noticed that. Thank you. I've always been somewhat of a chatterbox - can't yah tell.

Let's try it - breakfast in bed is socially acceptable - so why not?

I still remember the time you told me about the guy who called you up while he was munching on potato chips. I am positive one was urinating when he called. Another one, I could hear a toddler wailing in the background. The best (or worst) one yet, was the guy who called from phone number that was for a church office.

Happy Birthday, girl!

So we can flush this thread down the toilet now?

Yes, this is true!

"Regulars" are what I call the bread and butter clients. Sometimes you never know when they're going to call but you know that within the month you can "probably" count on them. There have been other threads on here about "regulars". As I stated before, some are every couple of weeks, once a month, once every few months. Some will see me twice in one week for two weeks and disappear for a couple of months. I just never know when they're going to call. I think it's different for every lady. I have an SP friend who has a regular Sunday night standing appointment with a gentleman who she says "pays her rent". I know some other ladies who have clients on "retainer". I would think every SP hopes for those types of arrangements. But yes, regulars are the guys you count on when times are slow. I knew after the long Easter weekend, my phone would ring on Tuesday for sure. Some things can be counted on. I normally only see 2 gentlemen a day. I stretched it to 3 and could have easily done 5 appointments. Two of them were regulars. Today was quiet. Who knows what tomorrow brings.

That you are! You always "cum" through for us, dontcha?

Oh, no, let's not pick on Santa. Hasn't he been around just as long as the world's oldest profession. Okay, Pete, where's the picture of Santa with a naughty girl on his lap?

I mostly listen to Chez 106. I don't listen to 89.9, but I agree, it's very distasteful. I know my sister usually has it on in her car and my 8 year neice listens to it. I'll have to let her know because I'm sure she doesn't want her exposed to that. Thanks for alerting us.

Geez with a deal like that, I'd be wanting them too! When I die, I want to come back as one of your pets, Christine!

I believe I mentioned this on a thread somewhere else that a few years back there was speculation that an SP was shilling her own reviews because there was some word that was misspelled in 3 separate posts. I can't for the of me remember what the word was, but the odds of 3 people misspelling it couldn't be a coincidence.

So are you saying louju means "SP"?

Either does the Queen of England - probably why she looks so stern.

My "cat" person suggested you give these folks a call for faster/cheaper service: Ottawa's Spay Neuter Clinic 26 Concourse Gate, Unit no 5, Ottawa Ontario, (613) 798-8970 Spay Neuter Clinic Hours of Operation: Monday: 7:30 a.m.- noon, 1:30 - 4 p.m. Tuesday to Friday: 8:00 a.m.- noon, 1:30 - 4 p.m. Closed Saturday, Sunday and statutory holidays. The Spay/Neuter Clinic is a City-operated facility which provides dog and cat sterilization services. Spaying or neutering pets reduces the number of unwanted domesticated animals and the cost of animal control.

The words "rub" and "Hand" got my attention. What were you saying? (Sorry couldn't resist)

Thanks for letting us know, and I agree with Angela to ask MOD to move this for you to SP discussion area.

I didn't realize it takes so long to get an appointment to get a cat fixed. Or am I missing something here?

I agree with the MOD on this one. If reasons are posted, it's just fodder for speculation and gossip which has been evident on here in other threads. People do make mistakes and hopefully learn from them and come back. The ones that don't learn, don't come back. Simple as that.

I don't want to toot my own horn and would love to give you a sample of my raunchy talk if you called to set up an appointment over the phone, but if it's over that quick for you, you'd never end up booking me - it would be all over before you hang up. I would however be more than pleased to accommodate you, in person for the real thing. And yes, you get the full time you've paid for with MSOG and all the raunchy talk you can handle. I love dirty talk role playing - believe it or not, not all guys like it and I miss turning up the heat that way.

I love my bed too! Sometimes reading the Saturday newspaper with a cup of Joe curled up in my jammies is like heaven!

You're so funny - picture this girls: Capitalman outside your place meowing and scratching at the door to be let in. Oh where is Pistol Pete when I need a picture?

My siblings all know except for one because he is hard headed and his wife would like nothing better to have another excuse to hate our side of the family. Most of my friends know except for a few from my "straight" office job world and some I see occasionally for social get-togethers. I'm at the point now, if someone finds out and for some reason doesn't like me for who I am and what I do, too bad for them. I'm tired of trying to please others. Even when I meet a new man now, I'm always upfront pretty much from the outset with them about what I do. I see no point in keeping it a secret. The man I'm sort of seeing now thinks it's kind of cool and seems to gets off on it. He finds it intriguing and I feel so relieved that I can be exactly myself around him with no fear of being judged. It's great.