Andee

I checked with my cat people and they agree to get her spayed as soon as you can - if not, you better make sure she doesn't get out the door when she's in heat or one of those horny Tom Cats (you may actually hear) roaming around will be sure to get her.

Thanks MOD: As you suggested, let's have a restful Easter Week-end.

So now we wait for the "bump" jokes? Seriously though MOD, you're job is tough enough. Thanks for the compromise.

Getting a camera can help, but I agree Cat, cut right to the chase and at least have the report on file with the Police. Just love your sensibility.

Nice try...you knew all along - you we're just hoping it would be something else! If it was being showered with $100 bills, I'd be down for that in a heartbat - pick me, pick me!

Wishful thinking - I guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to tell. Additional Comments: I was reading in the Ottawa Sun about a new Internet surfing tax - there was some very peculiar about the article and sure enough - an April Fool's joke. Read all about it: http://www.ottawasun.com/news/ottawa/2010/04/01/13445131.html

There is product called "bump stop". Here's an article I found on the Internet. Applies to men shaving their face, but useful tips for us as well. http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/8-9-2006-105011.asp

I just got bumped - it freaked me out that my two threads got merged. Thanks for letting us know. I thought there was a glitch in the "matrix" program we're all living in.

I came across this and forgot how hot Jamie Lee Curtis was (still is). Check her "bikini dance" in True Lies (she was 36): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFj5MTp4lLo&feature=related Tina Turner in her early 40s back in 1984 when Private Dancer came out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuuCEx3c_pA

Me too - and male razors are often cheaper in price!

As much as I am a stickler for fixing up my typos, it's not the worst thing in the world, not being able to edit - at least we can preview it first. If worse comes to worse, we can always reply to our own threads to correct mistakes such as wrong dates, etc. To me a minor inconvenience makes up for the fact this is a free board, it is moderated and not a vicious pit like some of the other boards out there - so I'm willing to live with it. As for people wanting all their posts deleted as means of "damage control" for those who want to erase their so-called secret life, I agree, it throws the board off.

Has anyone ever pulled a prank on you. Years ago I had a roommate who was a prankster. Heard a scream, ran into her bedroom and there was all this hair stuck to her hairbrush and all over the dresser. She was cowering on the bed with a towel over her head, saying, my hair, my hair, it's fallen out! Seems she had just gotten a haircut and the hairdresser let her sweep up hair and take it home. She got me..for about 20 seconds.

True Story: I was in a strip club once and a guy sitting at the next table took out a big wad of bills and started counting his money right at the table. He had no trouble attracting girls to his table. My friend and I thought it was rather stupid of him to be flashing all that cash so openly. He said, I hope he spends it on lap dances instead of getting rolled in the parking lot for it. We left shortly after, but I always wondered if how his evening went. I still have visions of that guy, lick his thumb to count those 20s. Must have been easily a grand there.

C'mon give them up people of CERB. There's got to me more you pranksters out thre! I didn't think we were that boring. Appears that the roommate poured the rest of the green milk down the sink...(it wasn't a full carton to begin with). The joke was on me - I had no milk for my cereal! Later...

We are indeed in the "Customer Satisfaction" biz - now there's a term I am so going to use. Thanks, Meg. BTW, we're the opposite. I was blonde for a day once - years ago - looked so ridiculous, I had to dye it back to brown the next day - my hair took a beating for doing that. I learned it's best to try on wigs before changing your hair colour. As for good wigs, not sure, I'll ask one of my "wig" friends and get back to you.

I put some food colouring in my roommate's milk carton. Be interesting when they pour green milk on their cereal (which they eat every morning). Read about the worst April Fools Day Pranks: Worst Top 10 http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/worstaprilfools.html If you are planning a prank, remember, keep it safe and harmless. And don't be too cruel.

What do you mean by mature? Over 30? Over 40? Over 50? And when you say "best" - How can one say when there are many super ladies in those age categories to choose from. It depends on what you are looking for - slim, petite, medium, large, BBW etc. I believe if you are more specific, you will certainly get some recommendations here.

That is most insane example of bad business practice I've ever heard of. I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to see her for fear of not meeting her standards and have their name added to the list. I think it's tacky because it's open for all to see.

I'm not sure what kind of set-up you have outside your door, but a hidden camera in a plant or something is the best idea. There's a great store on Bronson, called Spytech that sells all kinds of gadgets. http://www.spytech.com/

If you think that's disgusting, I was asked once if I could do a roman shower (vomiting). I told the guy he should have called me 20 years ago when I was bulimic. Can you imagine? How would prepare for something like that? Ah, would you like to eat spaghetti and meatballs before I come over, or will a bowl of cream of mushroom soup do?

I have known instances where people's CL accounts were shut down because they did not conform to their policies and even heard of IP addresses being blocked. You need to keep e-mailing the abuse section ever day and hopefully you will get someone's attention, more seriously. They will be able to tell which account it was posted from. If it is the same person doing it, they can cut them off. They may open a new account, but they'd have to go to another computer - do you think they'd go to all that trouble? Good luck!

You go girl!

One CERB member was so horned up about reading about my soft silky legs, he came by personally to check it out. Do I owe someone a kickback for that? I've always said, "you just never know what's going to get those boys going".

Why don't I pick you up in my limo and we can discuss it at length? (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

Is this an SP or a hobbyiest who is contacted you. Not sure why they'd be asking for your contact information - did they elaborate why. I agree that if you find it intrusive, report it to the MOD.