Andee

Perched up on a parked Harley Decker. That's all I'll say for now.

That's hilarious! I've been on for months and still learning my way around this magical place!

I'm thinking of providing a new service. I will fly my helicopter to wherever you are, pick you up and drop you off when we're done. That way you don't have to worry about commuting by bus or car and finding parking, etc.

I don't know of any that rent by the hour, but some have day rates - the Welcominn off the 417 at St. Laurent used to accommodate day timers.

Have you checked Sudbury? If that doesn't pan out, there a plenty of lovely ladies to choose from in Ottawa if you come this way.

A friend of mine passed along these to me - I hadn't seem them before. Cute: Banned from FOX and CBS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgoDjTPyg8M Using Sex to Sell: Further to what Tracie was talking about in another thread, if this isn't an obvious attempt at using sex for selling something, I don't know what is: 4 Banned Ads: My favourite was the first one for durex condoms.

Used conditioner on my legs and they're as smooth as silk. Thanks Lexy.

You just had to share that with us, didn't you? I know, you couldn't help yourself.

Bailey Summer said it best. I'd like to add: If certain guys are so interested in girls from CL, let them start their own discussion board and leave this one to the CERBites.

Not to hijack the thread, but I reminds me that I wish I had thought of escorting as means of making extra money when I went to Ryerson in the early 80s.

Hah! I knew you couldn't resist me poking at you.

Pasted into my browser didn't work.

C'mon Pistol Pete - still waiting for that picture of you in your shell!

I'm not laughing at you, but you're cute. Not sure if you'd ever get a consensus on those terms. This thread could go on forever...

Let me know the dates - there are some other cool ladies here - sometimes we've been known to even go out for karaoke.

Further to what Alexa was talking about, there seems to be this mentality that if you have to take more than 15 minutes to get somewhere it's "too far". Downtown, with traffic and parking, I can understand and vice versa you are downtown with no car. But I hear this all the times from girls in Westboro, Bayshore, Hunt Club and Riverside area as well. In your case, I can understand why you wouldn't be able to come out to Orleans. But there are also guys in the east end and Orleans who come to see me because they don't have a lot of time (e.g. lunch hour) and they don't want the hassle of going downtown or west because of time constraints or parking, so they like it that I'm in the east. But I do have clients that come from Kanata and Barrhaven as well. I guess if they want to see me bad enough, they'll make the hike if they have the time. To add to what you're saying which I agree with, it's the "complaining" we get from clients who aren't willing to bend. I had someone call who told me he worked the NRC at Montreal Road and Ogilvie and said he thought I was too far until I explained to him that all he had to do was simply drive east down Montreal Road which turns into St. Joseph, up Forest Valley and and a left on Orleans takes 10 minutes tops with no traffic. He said he'd check it out. Now he's a regular. But for those ones we refer to as being 'lazy' - what do they want - an SP right at every intersection?

Usually Pete is on the ball - first to respond with a photo. Either he's ignoring my comment or hasn't read it. Or like I said, he's pulling your leg so he's hiding (perhaps in his shell?)

Good for you! I have heard so many stories about "bad" first encounters from clients - it's no wonder they ever gave hobbying a second chance. So it is so refreshing to hear when someone has experienced a good first encounter. And never be shy about writing a recommendation if you truly think the lady is deserving of one.

Bailey: Don't believe a word of it. He uses Gene Simmons avatar for a reason, you know. Pete: Where's the picture of you in your shell? And please, don't post one of Franklin the Turtle or I'll have to report you to Cowboy Kenny.

Believe it or not, I actually have some clients who are in my house no more than 15 minutes. I charge for time, not acts, so I never rush anyone and tell them they are more than welcome to stay the full time. Nope...They don't seem to mind that they came fast and say they're good to go and leave with a smile on their face. So really, who am I to argue? These are usually the guys on their lunch hour or who have jobs where they pop in between appointments. I love daytime in the burbs! The record was Mr. 3 stroke. After he was done, I asked him what he would like to do for the remaining 27 minutes. He said he would never be able to go again and that he was fine, that that happens all the time. Now that time, I actually felt guilty. But yes, different strokes and time categories for different people. That's why guys like you would not be impressed with the "get 'em, get 'em off and get 'em out" type girls.

Good luck to you sweetie! Glad to have had the pleasure of your company around here.

I would say the same thing to you. There are some ladies who only accept clients who have references from other SPs. If this is your first time, you will of course not be able to offer a reference. In that case she may wish to verify your contact information in some other manner. Please do not be offended by this as we are in the business of being discrete. I would suggest starting off by communication by pm or e-mail and take it from there. There are lot of really nice ladies to choose from - I recommend you check out profiles, websites and recommendations posted here. Good luck with your first encounter - I hope it will be memorable for you.

We've never met but I do enjoy your posts and the fact you seem to have a vast collection of pics always at your fingertips. But you're just not that important to be raving about (sarcastic remark, but true) in the general discussion area. Emma is right. We have enough on our plates with bad dates, no shows and other issues to be discussing other client stuff in general discussion. It might seem negative to you, but look at this way. If a client is NOT mentioned in the SP section, then I consider that a good thing.

I would have been a more blunt to say, unfortunately some girls are bitches and don't give a damn about anyone else. And for those SPs who don't do the reference thing, they have no incentive to respond to you, even if it's just to take 20 seconds out their moment just because.... I've been at this off and on for 15 years and still cant' figure it out.

I'd rather have the motorcycle, thank you. Would you do a trade for that?