Andee

Just goes to show you there seems to be a ongoing gap between "class" and "crass". I'm sure it's hard not get rattled over this but you're right - they are not going be more popular - in fact, it just goes to show how pitiful they must be that they have resort to such tactics. I hope this doesn't drive you away from your home in Nova Scotia for good.

First Wives Club: (Elise (Goldie Hawn) Talking about Sean Connery): He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!

Here are some of mine: Sex and the City (Carrie Bradshaw): Where's the line between professional girlfriend and just professional? Animal House (Otter): Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Scarface (Tony Montana): 1) I always tell the truth, even when I lie. 2) Say hello to my little friend! 3) You know what? Fuck you! How about that? 4) Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pussy? Tony: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? Blues Brothers: 1) Elwood: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Jake: You lied to me. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit. 2) Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. The Golden Girls: (Sophia): 1) If this sauce were a person, I'd get naked and make love to it. 2) Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood? Sophia: Excuse me Rose, but I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves. Looking forward to reading all of yours....

Love the sent of vanilla...

What exactly do you mean by "puffy" nipples. I'm not getting a visual on that...can someone explain.

When I first started advertising on CL 4 years ago, there were maybe 10 or so ads per day. But then again CL was not very well known yet in Canada. The other day, I counted over 100, many of which were repeats of the same ad. Unfortunately like the MOD suggested there are many bad apples who advertise there and who go there to troll, but that is the chance you are taking on a free site. Looking at Cowboy Kenny's diary recently, it's not getting much better. Like Annessa, I have been fortunate in that I have met some very nice gentlemen from CL, but I agree, moderated sites like CERB and EC are a better way to go.

That just means they'll have to come up with more ingenious ways of smuggling explosives on board aircraft, like specially fabricated clothing that is timed to combust at certain time. Some of those spy movies are not so far fetched...remember Get Smart and his shoe phone? Seriously folks, as inconvenient as it seems, I guess the question is, isn't it better to be safe than sorry. Not a guarantee by any means, but perhaps will give some reassurance. When you're up in the air, there's only one way to go, and that's down, if you're not blown to smithereens before you get there. I'll take my chances with the body scan. That will be the only time I look like like a "stick".

I only call back or text clients who have given me permission to do so. Even when someone leaves me a message to call them back, if I am unable to return the call within a few hours, I do not call back. I think we can agree that this SP behaved totally unprofessional and disrespectful. It's not like we're your dentist's office where they call you to remind you you're due for a cleaning...c'mon. The words "don't call me, I'll call you" always apply when it comes to this business. That is what we are are trusted to be discrete. When she starts losing clients, hopefully someone like you will tell her why.

I would assume that if she is doing car dates it's probably because she doesn't have a regular in-call location. In Toronto, you can find ads for this on CL and in various tabloids. Even though it I agree it's dangerous for her to be doing so, it's also risky for the guys picking her up as they can be spotted and followed by police or other sketchy people who might want to rob (or worse) the guy or her! From what I understand, since street girls get hassled so much these days, they have taken to the chat lines and obviously CL (free Internet advertising) to ply their trade. Just means clients have to be more cautious about who they call, that's all.

I realize you meant the question in jest, but seriously, if someone has overdosed (for real) the only logical and humane thing to do would be of course to call 911. As someone who has been with a client who did overdose on crack, I can tell you, it was not something I would not want to repeat - so maybe the MOD is right, humour or not, perhaps not in best taste...especially when you say don't administer anything to help or call for help...like what..leave them to die? Not everyone dies from an overdose, but how do you know that when they hit the deck? I am not so much offended by the inference to an SP doing drugs, as anyone, client or SP overdosing period which in my 40 some years I have been witness to more than once.

Thanks for providing a valuable service to us all...giddy-up!

I'm old enough to remember this one being on the radio...haven't heard it in a while. Thanks for the memory.

I like House of the Rising Sun, but I prefer the hard-rock version by Frijid Pink that came out in 1970. Roxanne by the Police is a classic too from 1978 - I just watched the movie 48 Hours and Eddie Murphy was singing it (to his walkman). Another favourite is: Honky Tonk Woman by the Rolling Stones: I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis, She tried to take me upstairs for a ride. She had to heave me right across her shoulder 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind. It's the honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues. I laid a divorcee in New York City, I had to put up some kind of a fight. The lady then she covered me with roses, She blew my nose and then she blew my mind. It's the honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues. (Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women. Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues. (Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women. Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I don't think most guys are going to use an SP who they think might say something unfavourable about them. I suppose it could happen. Also, just because I click with a client, doesn't mean he will necessarily click with another SP the same way. Most of the references I've been asked for were mainly questions like, does he respect your boundaries, does he show up with all of the requested donation, is his hygiene good, does he try to overstay his welcome, etc. - more safety and respect type questions, I would say.

Someone sent me an anonymous e-mail (to my angelaofottawa e-mail address), telling me they would never see someone without checking a reference first and could not understand why I would take the risk of not doing so and that I should be careful. I am careful and let me ask you this? I appreciate the way you work and understand why you may want to have a reference before seeing someone, but before you go judging me, please think about this: Some SP somewhere had to have agreed to see that gentlemen for his first time (where he would not have had a reference), whether she verified his information some other way or not (which does not guarantee he's a nice guy). And I do provide references if asked, so it's not like I don't help out those SPs who feel more comfortable receiving them. Thank you for letting me vent.

It think it looks delightful!

There are always the not so-attractive motels like The Prestige (almost always full), Concorde, Bellevue, and Beacon Hill hotels on Montreal Road which accept cash with key deposit and some sort of ID. The only other one I know of that accepts cash (with driver's license) is the Valu-Inn on Montreal Road at Ogilivie. The rooms in the "newer" part of the motel which is basically the top floor of the building where the office is housed in, are nicer than the older part.

The reason why I believe some SPs don't provide references is because what some other ladies already suggested - they don't like sending clients to the competition. I think this is ridiculous. If a client wants to see another SP, they are going to do it regardless of whether someone provides a reference or not. We do not "own" our clients, just as I would not want a client to think he "owns" me. I believe if an SP is forthcoming with a reference (unless the guy is total dud, but that's another conversation), chances are he will still come back to see you again anyhow. Good thing is, it works the other way too. An SP may actually refer business to you as well. I have a "circle" of SP friends and we regularly "refer" clients to each other. In fact I can think of a few gentlemen who frequent at least four of us. I only request references if the requestor is asking for something unusual (role playing or fetish) or wants to book in advance for multiple hours etc. I understand why some SPs only see clients who have been recommended to them, but since I am available on short notice many times, the whole reference thing would not work for me. I do not accept blocked numbers and when going to out-calls always verify the address information first and have someone who knows where I am going. I believe a client should respect the way a lady works if he wants to see her. After all, our business is to be "discrete", so if you have nothing to hide, it shouldn't be a problem after all, right?

If it was Canada, he couldn't kick her out of the matrimonial home and she would get part of the house even if her name was not on the title. As for getting part of the winnings, not sure if she would be entitled to some.

I was working with an SP friend and one of my old boss' boss from one of my previous "straight" office jobs came to see her. I don't think he recognized me, but to this day, I can't get the image of Mr. X in her apartment. So you just never know who you are going to run into. So far, haven't had any co-workers or ex-managers come and see me. If that happened, not sure how I'd handle it.

Even if they did issue a receipt, your private insurance wouldn't cover it unless they are RMTs (registered massage therapists who are provincially licensed). Body rub parlours and massage studios can be licensed by the city, but that is not the same thing. As far as I know, from having a couple of friends who are licensed RMTs, they wouldn't delve into the adult services because if found out, they would lose their license to practise. So, you would be "stealing" from your boss if you just gave him a receipt and he reimbursed you directly (if he was stupid enough to do so).

For what it's worth and not having met you personally, from your pictures, I think you look fabulous! I do not think there is anything wrong with saying you are thin, but you are definitely not "too thin", so yes, perhaps Petite is a better word to describe yourself. You are, as you say, proportioned to your frame. It's unfortunate you haven't been able to befriend any other SPs. I have met some very supportive SPs over the years. I have also met the catty types. But I can understand the tendency to not want to invest in something and possibly get burned.

That would definitely be "doable". Or if you win the lottery, you could pay her for two weeks lost wages (lol)!

Even if an addict has a moral centre, they will still be driven to lie, steal, manipulate or whatever to get what they want while they are active in their addiction. That is the truly tragic part of it because it's like good people doing bad things. In that sense, they appear to be the same as the no good pieces of shit you describe. You know, if it walks like a duck. I agree that the majority of hobbyiests out there are just regular guys looking to get laid. I would guess the actual number of "sex addicts" is seeking the services of SPs is probably very low compared in comparison. Oh, and let us not forget -many sex addicts don't necessary see only SPs if at all they are on the prowl to get sex whenever from whoever. If it's free, even better.

To ask a lady to let it "grow" for a few weeks is not realistic unless she plans to not see any other clients. Most can handle trimmed, but "bush" - not all gentlemen share your fetish unfortunately.