Andee

Having a lit cigarette nearly miss my head while riding behind a fool who thought they'd use the road as their ashtray.

And now for a comedic interlude. :) :) :) Check out how Agnes Brown (Mrs. Brown's Boys) deals with her snooty daughter-in-law's mother.:)

The four letter word that every biker hates: RAIN

Happy birthday Carrie.

Full tank of gas for my motorcycle: $13.00

I have met a few clients who take blood thinners and when they take viagra, they actually end up ejaculating blood in the semen because of the increased blood flow. I am surprised their doctors even allow them to use it. I actually urged them to discuss it with their doctor, because there might be something else going on (e.g. prostate), but I'm not sure if any of them followed up.

Just a side note. I am amazed at the number of guys who have asked me if I can get them some. As suggested here, please go to your doctor and get a prescription because only he/she knows if there is anything with your health or other meds that might contraindicate. My clients and male friends tell me they prefer cialis over viagra.

I had an elderly gent come see me for an hour who wanted me to spank him hard. After about 15 minutes, I noticed he was bruising badly, almost like a pool of blood forming under the skin. I asked him if he was on blood thinners and he said yes, so I told him I could not continue with the session because I did not want to have a 911 case on my hands. He begged me to continue, but I said, no. Told him to get dressed and handed him part of his money back. He just stood there at the door pouting and stalling and then I had to tell him if he wanted to continue to stand there, he could give me back the money and and stand there for the next 20 minutes. He got the message and left.

People who use texting short-cut language when writing pm's or emails. Drives me crazy. Whoops - caught myself - used the word "UR" instead of "your" when I sent someone a pm this morning from my iphone.

Happy Birthday Luxe, my "old soul" young friend! You are one special lady deserving of everything good in life.

Watch for Katherine (from Halifax) when she tours St. John's.

This is an old thread. We have not had "favourite" Provider or Hobbyiests awards for a few years now because of the drama it created. However you can still see the labels of the winners/nominees from those days gone by.

Just a reminder that we're not supposed to discuss rates on cerb, but just so you know, my hourly incall Ottawa rate less than what you have quoted in your opinion as "the going rate". I suggest you tread lightly with this topic because you will never get everyone to agree with that the "going rate" is, in Ottawa, Halifax or anywhere else. My last word on a very delicate subject.

This type of bargaining is not limited to the Quebecois or people from Montreal or Gatineau or la belle province period. When guys talk like this, I say to them that perhaps they best wait until they are back in their home town to see a lady and bid them a nice day. Likewise I have had gentlemen from Montreal who drove 2 hours to see me and not once tried to bargain my rate. So I personally don't tend to generalize about clients from Montreal or Quebec period. I have had plenty of guys from right here in Ottawa say the same thing to me. Well so and so only charges this. Or I can get it in Montreal for this. Same response - then go see them. Bargain hunters are everywhere and it has nothing to do with the "supposed going rate" (which in my opinion does not exist). But yes, if you peruse the ads for Montreal, rates vary according to provider and services just like anywhere else.

Yep, was informed AFTER I booked and paid for my Porter flight to St. John's in June, that when I get to the airport I will be required to pay $25 per checked bag (each direction). You also need to pay attention to the dimensions and weight of your checked bag(s) or you'll get dinged extra as well. You are allowed 2 carry on bags not exceeding 20 lbs., and they told me a lady's purse is considered one of the 2 items.

The Guns of Navarone! Coffee black, cream, or milk?

Short answer: No. SMS is not 100% reliable. When I had Bell pay-as-you-go a few years back, it was horrible whenever someone with a Telus number would text me, the text messages would often get stuck somewhere in cyber space and hours (even days) later, they'd all come surging into my text message in box all at once. Of course Telus blamed Bell and Bell blamed Telus and I never did get the issue resolved. When I switched to Chatr two years ago, sometimes when I would text other Chatr customers, they never got my text messages. Haven't had any problems (that I know of) as late. But just to make sure, I always incorporate an actual phone call as part of my screening protocol when booking appointments because of this issue.

Yes, I have but I'd rather not get into the details because he was in poor health and I have been told passed away recently. I also have reason to believe his wife may have seen subsequent correspondence between us where I had to let him down gently that we would not be seeing each other anymore as clients, friends or anything else. These things don't always end well so in my opinion, for me, not worth it financially or otherwise.

Just in time for the long weekend - Mott's Clamato Caeser with Bacon Vodka. Old Dog, they stole your recipe!

Opposite sex. When you're on hold, would you rather have silence or muzak playing?

Ladies who come to mind are: DD Emma Highsexdrivebabe Nicolette Vaughn Summer

Like e-cards, but with more sass. Check it out: http://snarkecards.com Here are some of my favs. Feel free to post yours.

So will we now be seeing you in a HABS jersey? You'll still beat out Mrnnice2.

Not to hijack the thread, but since we are on the subject of hockey jerseys, has anyone seen this video: http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=7653 Back to the thread...

Please join me in bidding Carrie Moon farewell as she is leaving Ottawa this week to move to the Niagara region. Carrie was one of the first escorts I met back in 2002 when I decided to get back into the business as an indy. She has been a source of inspiration and generosity. She has often gone beyond the call of duty to help me and other ladies in this industry. I will miss her. (Thank goodness for technology). Note: Some people were asking me if Carrie is retiring. Just to be perfectly clear - NO Carrie is NOT retiring, simply moving!