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No contest. Meg hands down (even though me Habs fan)

Bear in mind folks this document is dated 2007 so it's 7 years old and obviously not up-to-date.

Listening to the thunder and pounding rain outside my window.

Since my mother has passed, I will be visiting the cemetary and cleaning the plaque and placing fresh flowers there. My sister and I will also replace the artificial flowers that we place in the flower holder beside the plaque. We do this every year because the winter takes it toll on them. I will acknowledge all my friends who are mothers and probably join my niece and sister for lunch. I will make some phone calls to some elderly ladies I know who I am fond of. What will you be doing for Mother's Day (if anything).

Jacuzzi tub. Draught (on tap) or bottled beer?

Ordered something online and was advised to order 2 sizes up as it was sized smaller than usual sizing. Guess what, it arrived and is too big for me and I don't want the hassle of trying to return it as it came from the States, so I guess off to the tailor I go, lol.

Without casting blame on anyone, the smaller the hotel, the more likely you will be questioned as to where you are going. For example a small boutique hotel with 10-20 rooms would not be a good place to host out of as the staff would pretty much recognize everyone who's staying there. Yes, we are allowed visitors, but since we are not likely to want to give the client our real name, that wouldn't work either. And even if we did, multiple guests a day might raise some red flags for management. Discretion is key. Always best to stay in a larger hotel where it's more common that people are coming and going all the time. Just saying...

DD Emma is in that area. Fun Valerie is a little further down Carling near Westgate.

Iced Cap Touch Screen or Keyboard?

Missed a call from one of my favourite clients. Dang!

Last night I watched a movie called Five, which consists of five short stories of women (and a man) battling breast cancer. Stellar cast including Jeanne Tripplehorn, Ginnifer Goodwin, Patricia Clarkson, Rosario Dawon and Lyndsey Fonseca. It was originally broadcast on the Lifetime channel, but you can stream it for free on Putlocker.

Being able to contribute towards getting my 23 year old niece from her small town in Alberta to Ottawa this summer for a well deserved vacation. Haven't spent much time with her since she was a youngster, so it will be fun showing her around Ottawa and catching some shows at Bluesfest. I can't wait!

Congratulations, Meg. You've come a long way baby! Looking forward to future posts.

Although Dorinda seems to be the only lady who actually lives in the area, there are other ladies who pass through/tour there on occasion. I plan on taking a trip to northern Ontario this summer and will most likely stop in Pembroke as I make my way to Timmins. I suggest you use the Search function to search on the word "Pembroke" and that should pick up any ads of ladies' who are touring there. Since there is no separate city listing for Pembroke, most would likely advertise under the Ottawa section. I would highly recommend you consider Dorinda Bloom who is a well reco'd courtesan. She's not only beautiful, but a real sweetie too!

I don't usually get specific outfit requests as I consider myself to be pretty vanilla, but I do enjoy mixing it up sometimes, e.g. Naughty secretary/boss/teacher. Light Domme (high boots, black fishnets, corset etc.) Motorcycle Mama (Suede fringed Leather Jacket, Riding Boots, etc.) The girl next door look (casual - seem to have more requests for that lately including "no makeup") The most unusual outfit requests I ever got were: T-Shirt Type Night Gown Flannel (Granny-type) Night Gown Baseball/hockey jersey and cap One guy asked me to wear his dead wife's dress although it was falling off me (she was obviously a very large lady). I refuse to do the school girl thing - I'm 53, not 15. I could totally see other mature ladies Bianca carrying it off because let's face it the lady is a Goddess. But for MYSELF, I just can't fathom the thought at my age of dressing up in knee socks and a short skirt, with m hair in ponytails, lol. I think I'd look ridiculous.

MA: IM Krissy SPs: Katrine Cannon, Trisha

You look forward to drinking your morning coffee while reading new updates to threads you've been following and get cranky if you're not able to.

The anti-scratch coating on my glasses is pretty much shot and no amount of cleaning keeps my glasses from looking cloudy a few minutes later. I am due for a new prescription and have an eye exam next week, but in the meantime I have to take my glasses off to read up close. So excuse any typos I may make posting over the next week.

As a short-notice, same day "booker", it would not work for me not to publish my phone number. But if a lady chooses not to publish her number, then that is part of her screening/protocol and should be respected. My take on it is, you want to see the lady bad enough, make the effort to contact her by email first and see where that takes you.

I have personally seen and can attest the hottest are: Katherine and Lexy Grace! C'mon guys, back me up!

Good point, Lovey. I am 53 years old and I feel weird about seeing someone my nephew's age, but if he's respectful and courteous and follows my requirements, I may consider seeing him. But generally speaking, from my experience (FOR ME) there is always some kind of hassle with guys under 25. It's just the way it is. Remember I was 25 in 1985 back when the dinosaurs still ruled the earth so even simple communication can go awry (Yo escort lady, I wanna git wit u). If you present yourself in a mature way and don't expect to have jack rabbit sex for 29 or 59 minutes straight, you might be surprised that ladies might make an exception. I personally am not offended if someone asks. But some ladies who state explicitly they do not see men under a certain age may not respond favourably to you or just not at all.

I have no problem responding to emails and I am of the opinion ladies who don't may be missing out on meeting a great client. But as part of my screening process, in order to confirm a booking, you must call me from an unblocked blocked cell (no payphones, calling cards, google numbers, etc.) before I give out details pertaining to my location. And even then, if we have never met before, you need to call me from that same number at a designated parking area before finalizing exactly where I am. So in your particular case, me not being to use your phone because of privacy reasons would not work, email or not.

If it "comes out hard", I wouldn't mind at all darling, but it may end up soft when I'm done with it. Sorry I couldn't resist.

Nope, but also off topic, I thought my eyes deceived me. The thread below this one was "I love boobies" and I thought I had read "The end of Boobies". Whew.... For what it is worth, when I first became an SP in 1995, I worked for a few agencies in Alberta and in "those days" the term GFE was unheard of. If it was found out that any of us performed bbbj or daty without a dental dam, we were terminated immediately and blackballed from ever working for another agency. (In those days you could not work independent because print media would not publish your ad unless you were with an agency) Kissing, and digits were frowned upon as well. Anal was something that was never mentioned, although perhaps back-door deals were made (no pun intended) in private. I am beginning to think maybe in some ways things were better because it seemed the ladies and the gents were less stressed about "expectations" Oh, and off topic, but nonetheless worth mentioning, hardly ever had anyone call up and try to bargain our rates down. I know this because the agency owners required us to take shifts covering the phones. (always at my discretion).

I am chuckling because I have met newbies in the past who called it KERB including Old Dog when he first came on the board. I heard it pronounced SERB from another SP who told me about the site, so I alway pronounced it as such. Considering the word Canadian is pronounced with a "hard C", it technically should be pronounced KERB.