Andee

Smoke detector is chirping and I am unable to stand on a chair to remove it from the ceiling to change the battery. I'll just have to wait for my helpful neighbour to get home. In the meantime, it's annoying as hell.

Miss Manners may not approve but I like to drink my beer straight from the bottle (no glass).

Giving. Some hair or bald pussy?

69 - me on top. Doggy - you standing or kneeling behind?

Good news: fracture is healing well. Bad news: still have to wear a cast for the next 4 weeks.

wild women French kissing or kissing on the lips

Ankle feeling much better and so I decided today was a good day to work since my incall was available, but now lost my voice (laryngitis) so can't speak to clients properly on the phone. "It's always something" - Gilda Radner

Size B-C breasts Front, middle or back of the theatre for a movie?

Carrie is Moon is 5'11" and even taller with heels.

I have always offered a 45 minute option, but since I started specifically advertising it, I have had more takers.

I like Roaming Guy because he was one of the first people to welcome me back to cerb.

LuxeMulvari for sure! And Annessa.

Slipped in fell on the wet floor of an apartment building lobby and broke my ankle. So no motorcycle riding for me for the month of August. Anyone know how to dress up an aircast to make it look sexy?

Thanks, everyone. It's great to be back!

Discovering that I had a reserve fuel tank on my bike when I ran out of gas 20 minutes east of Ottawa on Russell Road.

Half hour ride on my motorcycle on the backroads east of Ottawa.

I am now accepting payment from hobbiests of $45 which you can send to me by email money transfer or drop off to me in person in Orleans. Please pm me to let me know your intentions and we will work out the details. There are only 60 spots available (ideally 30/30 split), and it's based on first-come, first-served, so don't wait too long as the event is sure to be sold out. Gents - only 2 spots left!!! Sorry Ladies/Spas - FULL!! There is no cost to the ladies to attend, but we now have more ladies wanting to come than spots. You can still put your name on the "waiting list" and at time of confirmation, if some who have expressed interest cannot attend, I will let you know.

Stand-up: Richard Pryor George Carlin Physical: John Belushi Chris Farley Jackie Gleason

Wow, I can't believe I missed this thread. That's a lot of beer...I mean posts, Lee! Keep 'em coming!

Happy (Meow) Birthday, Cleo!

I'd go back to the early 80's and invest in Apple and Microsoft. Enough said.

I am the queen of receiving cum on me! Which is why if you search on the word Bukkake or Bukakke on this site, you will see my name.

Singapore Sling Black Sabbath: Ozzy or Dio as the singer

Brand new pair of stylish cowboy boots with rubber soles to wear when riding my motorcycle.