Andee

People actually put bills in their mouth? Eek - no comment.

I am loud and love to dirty talk!

Phone was on silent and missed a call from a friend who was going to come by this morning with coffee.

Like Cat, I am "old school" don't generally require references. I am a short notice, same-day booker, so I go with my intuition and I require the minimum of a call-back number. I have never had my safety compromised with the way I screen because I always book via phone (never just text or just email) and I don't go into bad neighbourhoods at night so to speak. I don't have any problems giving references if it will help another lady. I do understand how travelling ladies, in particular may request them in order to ascertain whether or not they are wasting their time putting out the time and expense of travelling. I have no comment about local ones who do - that is their choice. But yes, there are some of us who are willing to take "first timers" which are the benefit of these ladies in the long run. That having been said, obtaining a reference is not guarantee that the gent will treat one lady the same as he did another. When I travelled to the east coast last summer, I did receive references for a few of the gents. One in particular bailed on me last minute and promised to send me a cancellation fee which never did materialize so in that case a reference made no difference to me than if I had accepted him on my own. The lady who referred him felt terrible, but I do not blame her. I don't live down there, so I guess there was no incentive for him to make it up to me. We all need to do what we have to do to feel comfortable and safe and if we can help each other, then we should strive to do so.

People who rummage through my recycle bin looking for empties and then leave stuff scattered on my lawn.

Generally, the more intense the orgasm, the louder I get.

Hope you had a great day, Bunny. Just keep on going and going and going....

People who ride on your bumper with high beams on, pass you and then slow down.

I know a few ladies who thought who ended up with a few $50 tips because of this.

I'd crawl over broken glass to have a piece of Christian Bale!

Gee, that musta been one wild party with all you folks celebrating. Hope everyone had a great day!

Keep 'em cumming....I mean coming.

Hey Princess - hope your day was filled with lots of laughter and fun. And good thing you didn't have to call on the bunny for bail money <snicker>.

I have been criticized for doing this and admit sometimes have had to distant myself from this person depending on what they have going on in their life which is sometimes hard to determine because I have limited contact with her because of her lifestyle issues. But having had very short stint (2 months) on the street back in 1997, I can tell you, I know first hand what it's like to be "out there". I sometimes post ads on CL a lady who has no Internet who works from her apartment but used to be on the street. Initially she was going to give me some money for my trouble, but after 6 years, I've only received $40 from her and have pretty well resigned myself to the fact that it's not going to happen. When she gets $, it gets spent right away. I know what she uses the money for, and perhaps I should not be enabling her but she is a good soul who does not rob clients and will buy food for her dog before she eats. So I figure perhaps I am helping her avoid wandering out onto Merivale Road and getting beat up or robbed by the Fentalyn patch addicts who are epidemic in that area of town. I don't expect a pat on the back for doing this, but if I were in her position, I would hope I had one person I could call who might put my ad up. When I lived in Vanier, I used to always carry condoms on me because when I got off the bus to walk home, I would always get asked by one of the girls if I had a cigarette. I would say no, I don't smoke, but if I had change, I'd give them 50 cents so they could buy a couple from the guy at the corner store and I'd always ask them if they needed a condom, and they'd say yes. That's it for me.

Forgot to put the leftovers in the fridge, so now have to throw them out.

Agree. Most maid services of this type are just that. They clean and you get to look, but don't touch. That's it.

I've been told Valerie Bertinelli, but I have green eyes, not brown. I think it's the hair.

Chambermaid at the Branscombe's Motor Inn on Richmond Road in Bells Corners which is now a Baron's Best Western. I just graduated high school. I only lasted a few months before I got hired by DND as a typist at CFB Uplands. My rate of pay: $139 a week.

Realizing the blade on my razor is getting dull and not having a spare cartridge.

Congratulations. Keep posting!!

Boobs circumsized or uncircumsized?

Bell Video Media Player freezing up every time I try to watch shows on the ctv.com website.

Little known fact about me. I actually attended a month-long course in the mountains of Colorado (Golden) a few years back and actually have a piece of paper that states I am certified Master Hypnotherapist. It's been awhile since I hypnotized anyone, but I find I use what I learned in that course to help me understand and get to know people. Maybe that's why I'm so good at phone sex and putting clients at ease. BTW, you cannot be hypnotized or made to do anything against your will. As for quitting smoking, if you are hopelessly addicted to nicotine, you have less chance of quitting by hypnosis than if you are more simply a "social smoker", which is to say you can take it or leave it.

I keep forgetting where I put my cell phone and have to call it at least twice a day to track it down.

I like Mrrnice2 because he's just so bloody "nice"!