Andee

Sales people who are supposed to be experts in their field and don't sell you the right or enough supplies to do the job and you can't attain the results you were seeking. As a result, I am a strawberry blonde instead of a brunette with highlights this evening. Stay tuned.

Sorry Folks, I just couldn't wait. Carrie Moon was the one who first told me about CERB and encouraged me to sign up and I am forever grateful to her for that amongst other things. Congratulations, Carrie!!

For the Bad Boy experience, tag team Opie and Tig

I feel like having samuri deli

I've done this many times.

Looking forward to an appointment with a special client who is driving to Ottawa just to see me.

Yes, for those who might want to try, but not ready to invest in there own. Like any other toy, I would only use it covered. If a gent came to see me with one of his own, all the better. Rubber gloves and lube here I come...

I like Mistert because not only is he a fabulous cook and delivers goodies without any expectation, he also never has a bad thing to say about anyone.

I'm an SP, not an MA, but I would be willing to use such a device as I already am experienced in administering manual prostate massage using lots of lube and my finger (covered). Maybe it's time to invest in one...hmmmm.

I normally use one. I find it more effective.

Sitting down to do some paperwork and realizing that what I need is nowhere to be found. Now I have to phone around to get replacement copies. Arghhh!!

I have no problem admitting it. Of course there are guys who come to see me for a half hour or even an hour who don't have my pleasure in mind. Time has nothing to do with it. And yes, it's pretty hard to expect both parties will be pleasured in 15 minutes, which is the main reason I don't offer 15 minute specials. However even with a half hour session, if the client is there to get in, get off and get out (yes there are some who don't want to stay the half hour), and we both know what the drill is, I have no problem foresaking my pleasure or an orgasm to ensure he has one. After all, I am providing a service. And let's get real. I've been around long enough to know that sometimes it's not going to be about me, just them, and for me to get upset about it, serves no purpose. Enjoying myself is a bonus of course, but never an expectation. For me it's providing a good service, having fun, and if I have a orgasm, that's great too. But I refuse to fake it.

If I have to ask a guy to take a shower, then the time starts when he walks in the door. If the guy asks me to take a shower, then the time starts when he's done unless he takes more than 10 minutes. Just wanted to add, this has never been an issue, expect for the dude who spent 20 minutes in the shower and then I discovered later stole my electric toothbrush and spit in my mouthwash bottle.

Decided to stick with Rogers. They gave us a deal on the package I wanted, so we'll see how that goes. Thanks for everyone's input.

I like Mistert because he is a good friend who doesn't mind sharing his home cooked treats with other cerbites.

I am going to throw an "end of the world" party on Dec. 21st. May as well have a good time on the way out, if that's that's the way it's going to be. If not, still had a pre-xmas party. Anyone care to join me?

Are you referring to ladies you have already met, or someone new? You may find that some ladies might be reluctant to meet for the first time in a public place and I urge you not to take offence to this. Also, be prepared to pay a social fee for this part of the encounter since that is officially when the time between you starts. I think the biggest concern in this case is that both parties behave accordingly in public. Someone who is not going to drink too much, get too touchy feely, etc.. As someone who knows you as a friend, I can vouch that you are above board, a total gentleman and that you can provide references for same. Have fun!

I like Mistert because he so willingly gave of his time to deliver a Thanksgiving Dinner will all the trimmings to another cerbite who has been under the weather recently. I just love this community (and Mistert's brownies)!!

I like Roaming Guy because he is willing to travel over two hours to visit with a lady. I find that to be very complimentary.

Opening the hot oven door, only to have the outer pane of tempered glass shatter into a million pieces all over the kitchen floor. Luckily the inside pane was intact, so the food did not get glass splattered all over it.

Running out of paper towels.

It depends who you book with, how long the session is, and what kind of play you wish to engage in. Half hour duos are a challenge, but I know a few ladies like myself who can pull it off. It's true though, there isn't much room for conversation. When you start with an hour or more, it can be done. The chemistry between the two ladies is as important and with the client. In my experience you have two types of duo clients: The ones who want to get down and dirty right away and get in as much action as they can; and The ones who want to be seduced and eased into the experience (in which case talking is part of that). My experience has been with the first scenario however I find the latter to be better overall.

(The) Red Skelton Show

If an SP does that, she needs to do a reality check and realize we don't own our clients. If a client comes to see me and I know I provide a good service, he will repeat. Then if he expresses a desire to see someone else, I encourage him and even make suggestions for SPs who I think would be a good fit. If he has a good experience with them, he's likely to see me again anyways. And if the SP finds it positive as well, she will in turn refer me to others. If a client is determined to see other ladies, there is nothing I can do to stop him, but if I can recommend someone to him who I think he'll click with, I do not hesitate to do so. I'd rather send the business to someone I know will give him good service than to dissuade him thinking I can keep him to myself and him possibly having him go to see someone regardless and possibly have a bad experience. Appreciative clients and SPs will always make sure they let me know they are grateful even if it's just a simple "thank you". Recently I have been the recipient of been treated to dinner, two road trips, reiki treatment, clothing donation, gift cards, and referrals. The only time I might have a problem is if a client promised to see me and cancelled the appointment in favour of another lady. That might sting, but hey it happens as well. Additional Comments: I am so glad that I have you as my "neighbour" in Orleans. You are one of the classy ones!

Makes them look like "asses" ha ha.