Andee

I hear you, Gabriella. The funniest ones I get are (considering my handle is Angela of Ottawa): Are you in Ottawa? At least "Hey there" is politer than the texts or emails that start with "Yo, escort lady" or "Waddup" or "Wassup" which don't get answered.

Happy Birthday, Star99 - hope you have an awesome day!

I like WIT, because he always seem to be able to word things in a logical and straightforward matter and he has courage of conviction.

desire to become

It's not you, sweet cheeks, it's them, but when you get a slew all in a row, you start to doubt yourself. I find these days, most people do not practice etiquette in following up to emails, with even a simple, thanks, no thanks. Keep your chin up and just keep doing what you do. Don't change because of a few morons.

I like Mrrnice2 because he takes my jokes concerning potatoes with a grain of salt (and pepper).

washing each other's

All the best to you, Candy. Good luck with college.

muscular hairy arm

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righteously and very

Maybe it's time for you to TOFFT and be the first to write one.

Done with the flu, but now I've lost my voice. I literally "squeek" when I talk.

I believe these guys will be there for sure:

The one girl that comes to my mind, is the exotic Kianna. Imagine those cheeks, long flowing hair and lips peering out from under a hoodie. Oh, she can round out a pair of yoga pants nicely too! (with permission)

Pat Benetar - Crimes of Passion

My friend Nicolette Vaughn, doesn't advertise it, but she will give you an erotic massage as part of the session, if you request it. I have had her rub my upper back and shoulders, and if it's any indication of what you guys are in for, you'll be back for more, I'm sure.

Peachy, you are right. These are all common sense things anyone with any decency should be already doing and if they're not sure, they should ask about, but for some reason, a minority few will spoil it for others. I believe Cristy has just started recently contributing more to the board and she is perhaps unaware that this territory has been covered ad nauseum before, so I will say let's cut her a little slack for now. In my experience, the majority of guys are awesome and the rest, pay no mind. It doesn't matter much we remind them, there will always be guys not show up and if they do, they will be stinky or short of cash, etc. (the list goes on). That's the downside of the business for sure. But guess what there's an upside and we get paid a pretty good dollar for it as well. Here's how I look at. We can pick our own hours, set our own rates, agree to see whoever we want, and if we don't like them, guess what the good news is? WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN!!!! And if we do like them, and they like us, they will probably be back to see us and that's what motivates us to keep going. Try telling your boss in the straight world you don't like your co-worker, or even him or her for that matter, or that instead of coming in for 9:00 a.m, you'll see them at noon. Yes, no days will be bullshit-free, but things need to be nipped in the bud at the source and if those one or two slip past our radar, we deal with it and we move on. To post reminder threads is like making the whole class stay after school for that extra hour because of a couple of immature bullies who didn't behave. That will eventually build up resentment among the good guys who will ask why do we have to listen to this? Let's try to keep the board positive and friendly. Have a nice day all :)

I have no issue with the client being married. In fact, most of my best clients are the married ones. They come to see me of their own accord. Many have admitted to me they love their wives but aren't getting certain needs met at home and don't want to have an affair and don't want to break up (mostly due to the kids). I have heard the term "sexual surrogate" used by some SPs to describe what we do and I think that's what we are. And if, by coming to see me that client's needs are met that aren't otherwise being being met, then perhaps that will make him a better partner, husband, father, friend, etc. and that makes it better for everyone. The client is not only paying for my "services", he is also paying for my silence. I believe I save marriages, not ruin them.

When I said "you", I meant anyone, and no offense taken. I would never expect a client to do anything he's not comfortable with either because I would not want him to get all the way over here and then bail.

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So, not to be rude, but I'm curious as to why would someone like yourself would become a member of an escort board. Getting back to the thread....

white creamy liquid

Back in the 80s when I drove a motorcycle, I pulled into a friend's place who who was having a party. As I was parking my bike, I spotted a friend I was excited to see and got distracted. Stupid me, didn't realize I hadn't flipped the kickstand down, until I took my hands off the handlebars and the bike started to tip over. A couple of guys standing there, helped grab it before it fell on me, but not first without my leg getting the brunt of it. I still have a hard patch of scar tissue on the back of my right lower leg, that isn't visible, but you can feel if you try to massage that area.