Andee

The car changing scene from Get Smart A classic - cracks me up every time I see it. Watch what happens each time they change cars to avoid detection

the alarm clock

After reading Nicki and Meg's posts, Angela has a visual of Meg bringing Nicki coffee and getting stuck herself and then having to pass the time away stranded with together in a Jeep with tinted windows...hmmmmm. But that wouldn't suck...so back to the thread.... How about not getting much sleep when staying over at a friend's house, due to demanding pussycat insisting you rub his belly all night.

Happy Birthday, Spud! Have fun, but keep yourself together ;)

the lights went

Good point. And let's not forget genital warts as well. I can't imagine how painful it would be getting sores ups and down the butt crack after doing an Italian and then having to have them "burnt" off. Ouch!!

Way to go, Malika!

Congratulations, Katherine!

Exactly. There's an old saying, "if they want to bust you, they will". However, from what I seen having been in this business for awhile, unless the police receive a complaint (e.g. loud noise, people coming and going at all hours, cars impeding traffic, suspicion of underage or trafficked persons, drugs, etc.), LE does not have the interest or manpower to set up stings for every inside provider. I know an SP whose neighbour came across her website, called the police to complain and after a short "investigation" they concluded there was insufficient evidence to prove any laws were being broken (yes, she saw them sitting outside her place and she was able to verify she was being investigated). When they informed the neighbour of same, they reminded them that they were not the "morality squad" when the neighbour balked "but you have to arrest her, she's a prostitute". I would image for massage providers (indy and spas), it would be somewhat the same logic. If you aren't being a "heat score", you are probably going to be okay.

I'd say a cross between Bugs Bunny and Taz

ELO - Don't Bring me Down

Speaking of Roy, Mr. Roy Buchanan doing a cover of Sweet Dreams

Congratulations, Cleo!

Looking forward to going out and realizing I don't have access to the car today.

Has anyone noticed that over the years, "they" are putting less sheets per roll so you end up running out faster. And the double rolls aren't really double at all, then. It's a conspiracy to make us have to buy more toilet paper. Either that, or I am peeing way more in my old age.

If you don't mind a mature lady, I would recommend Chanel Reign. She refers to herself as a Domina and I know she offers the services you have listed. Cerb Profile: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=30227 Website: http://chanelreign.escort-site.com/

You've always been a Goddess to me, darling!

Congratulations, Sophia!

Another way to use your credit card if the lady doesn't accept them, is to take a cash advance from it. The interest starts from the day you withdraw, but it's minimal if you pay it off when you normally do.

It's a bummer to see you go, SD, but so happy to hear you have found someone special. Just remember, you can never know where you might end up, but taking that plunge is the first step. Best of luck to you!

I tease Nicolette sometimes by affectionately referring to her as Niagara Nicki. I know DD Emma is also a squirter as is Chanel Reign.

Loverboy - Working for the Weekend

and fondle gently

Finally getting together with someone I have been wanting to get know a little better. It may be a long and wild night....

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