Andee

Exactly. Back in the day when I first started escorting (outcalls only through an agency) we provided FS (full service) which was intercourse with a condom and may or may not have included oral with a condom CBJ and definitely only one shot on goal. Kissing, DATY, and bbbj and any extras like COF, COB, MSOG and digits were off the menu and if the other girls found out you did and reported to the owner, you'd be run out of the agency. GFE came along later mostly when indies started offering their own brand of service (and thank goodness for that).

What I wouldn't do for someone to do this for me right now...

Wow - thank you. I'm speechless!

You know you're old when you used to own skates that looked like these:

I was seven years old I remember how excited I was when we took the Metro from Longueil. I remember gazing at the pavilions with the image of this one forever etched in my memory. The best part for my siblings and I were the rides at LaRonde although the exhibits at Man and His World were interesting too although I don't remember much about them.

Congratulations, Lee! May the Gods party with you!

So if I ask him not to flush it, what is he supposed to do with the condom? I do put nor want condoms in my washroom garbage. I take it off with a tissue and dispose of it in the "play room" garbage pail (with lid) right in front of the client. If someone insisted on taking the condom with them, they can ask for it and take it, no problem.

You are "actually sort of serious?" Well I am absolutely serious when I tell you that I nor anyone other SP that I have ever known has any alterior motives for wanting to be sure the condom is disposed of properly. I have heard horror stories of SPs finding used condoms in the most unusual places such as thrown on the floor, under a bed, floating in a toilet bowel for the next guest to come across, etc. No thanks. Just as I don't do anything grievous with a client's phone number, nor will I with his DNA.

I always make sure I retrieve the condom and the package and put it in the garbage myself, so I know exactly where they are going. That way, no worries about anyone accidentally flushing anything. My motto to ladies is: "always know where the condom is at all times" and that includes when you're done. And it's true condoms will ultimately cause plumbing problems for sure and I can imagine somewhat embarassing if you have to call a plumber and the source of plug is evident.

Welcome to CERB. I am sure you will find that we are a friendly and informative community!

More funny signs:

They're looking for volunteers before putting it on the market. Anyone of you guys planning a trip to Europe?

The only problems I have had are to/from Rogers customers to/from my Telus phone.

Poppy Montgomery (Unforgettable) Molly Ringwald: Kate Winslet:

I like FR because he's always welcoming and open to my sense of humour when we meet in the chatroom.

BBW Vero's account on cerb is still active because she has not completely retired. I was in contact with her today and she told me she may be back on a limited basis in the coming months and to thank everyone who is asking about her.

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Glad to hear about your wonderful news and thanks for dropping in and keeping the cerb community up-to-date. We miss you terribly!

I like Roaming Guy because he is the "model client".

In his youth, our esteemed Old Dog was quite an athlete and excelled in these dog sports: Frisbee Champ: Surfing Dog Champ: Obstacle course champ: Scuba Diving Champ: Now that he's retired, he prefers to just entertain good friends:

Since Lick's burgers is no more in Ottawa, and The Works isn't actually a fast food joint, finally we have the option a "real burger" at Five Guys now in Ottawa. After eating one of these, you'll never go back to Rotten Ronny's. Read all about it: http://blogs.ottawacitizen.com/2011/08/15/they-may-be-messy-and-not-cheap-but-five-guys-burgers-are-bliss/ This was my last treat before my diet - yummy!!

I've been to at least three place I would call "hell on earth" and saw with my own eyes the living conditions that some people endure in North America (never mind 3rd world countries). The South Bronx, New York: The lower east side, Vancouver (East Hasting Street, poorest postal code in Canada): (Except the junkie I witnessed was passed out on a park bench). Watts, California (after the riots in 1992):

Shovelling...ugh!!!

Meatloaf might look gross, but the way I make it, it tastes awesome. Just close your eyes. Just remember, whatever you eat, turns to.... Additional Comments: Once cooled down, one can carve out the perfect orifice for..... Hey you started the thread, Jabba!!! Ha ha.

Hey 500 beers!! I mean posts. Way to go!