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I am glad you brought this up Gabriella, because I would like to know the answer to that too! Mine says the same thing - limit of 200.

It was Carrie Moon who told me about CERB. I didn't care for the other boards out there, so when I finally registered here to give it a try, I really liked the "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" policy. I remember the first time I went into chat, Etasman was the first member to say hi and made me feel very welcome. He kept joking around calling Sprint Sheeba, Ms. Sheeba, and I thought for awhile Sheeba was a lady. I learned words like mullet, SP, hobbyiest. The past two and half years have just flown by. Thanks for being here CERB.

Thanks, Baileydog: It will certainly go to good use. First order of business, buy batteries to go with toys that require them. I can imagine nothing more frustrating than a child waking up on Christmas morning not being able to play with their toy because the parents don't have/can't afford batteries. Okay, listen up Gents, I have received pms from some of you stating your intention to come. I am holding your spot, but not for long. You need to respond to me no later than Thursday, Nov. 24th, and after that, it will be first come, first served. Right now, we only have 5 tickets left for the gents. This event is already full on the ladies side and sure to sell out for the gents. So to avoid disappointment, make sure you get back to me. In other words, don't delay. Respectfully yours, Angela :vf: and Old Dog :chug:

I hear yah. Coming in with already sweaty junk and working up a sweat two different things!!

I don't really care for sweat. But if the gentleman is well groomed and showered before the session and works up a sweat, so be it. He is more than welcome to shower afterwards. And I always shower between appointments. What I can't stand is guys who show up who are sweating already. A real turn off, actually.

You know you're old, when you remember reading Archie comics like this:

So Spud, you know you are setting yourself... Spuds and Bacon...hmmmmm

Do you mean, Jolie who is also a member here on CERB? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=24541 If so, here is a link to her recommendation. By the way, she is an SP, not an MA. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=12236

I haven't seen one yet, but some of my friends have and they said it was "weird" because they had never heard of them. I guess the Bank of Canada needs to do a bit more advertising to get the message out to the general public.

How about these ones, RG:

Sorry, Sami we are full for the ladies. (Just for your information All SPs are General Members until they are vouched by another lady or have an paid ad running on Escorts-Canada for a certain length of time and are given access to the SP-only area. So, you are still an "official SP" no matter what, darling). Okay, listen up Gents, I have received pms from some of you stating your intention to come. I am holding your spot, but not for long. Right now, we only have 5 tickets left for the gents and then if the rest of you don't get back to me, then it's first come, first served starting Thursday, Nov. 24th. This event is already full on the ladies side and sure to sell out for the gents. So to avoid disappointment, make sure you get back to me. In other words, don't delay. Respectfully yours, Angela :vf: and Old Dog :chug:

OMG - Goof Balls - the code word for barbituates. I had an uncle who ended up on skid row for awhile who was popping "goof balls" back in the early 70s. We came home one time to find him sitting on our front step, half naked jibbering nonsense. That was the only time time I ever witnessed men with white coats haul someone away in a strait jacket. I was 11 years old, and I can remember it like it was yesterday.

"paddling in this terrific predator's pantry"? No thanks, I think I'll stick to swimming with Flipper. But go for it Castle, and report back and let us know how it went (if you're able to report back, that is).

Hey SPs love massages too! I become "butter" when at the mercy of some nice strong, but tender hands. I don't often get one, but would welcome the opportunity with someone I trust should they offer it. Hmmmmm.....

Hey guys - we have a bacon thread for all that stuff! Now behave! Back to the thread....

I wanted to be a rock star and play guitar or bass like these icons. Suzi Quatro Nancy Wilson

The key word here is "revised". Yes, you edited your original post, when you realized how offensive it was. Perhaps you should be directing people back to what you originally wrote (as quoted by Elizabeth Saunders in post #4) which is what we were responding to you, not your new revised version. You are just digging yourself in deeper by backpeddling now by declaring that you would never actually dare ask the question. So why start the dialogue to begin with. I agree with what others have said that you did not like the answers that were given, and so you revised your post to try and save face. Just because you put the caveat that you don't mean anything offensive, does not mean it wasn't so. It is more offensive now, that you didn't leave the post as is and man up to what you originally said. A bit late after the fact. The barn door has already been closed. Enough said.

We are full when it comes to the Ladies!! As for the gents, I have a list of names of those who have pm'd me asking me to hold them a spot. I am waiting for you guys to send your money by email money transfer or make arrangements with me to drop off your $40. It's first come, first served. Don't assume just because you attended every other social, that can wait until the last minute. So, I am now lighting the fire under all of you and urge you to get going on this, as we need to have our deposit in one week's time. It's only $40 and it's going to be best bash we've had yet!!! :sadomaso: This is your gentle reminder!!! Cheers :chug: Angela and Old Dog (your social organizers) *********************************************************************** I am around this evening (Thursday) until 9:00 p.m. for anyone who wishes to drop by to pay for their ticket.

Not only is it impolite, it's also none of your business. Period. And I echo April Dawn's comment - that there is no guarantee that an SP who sees fewer clients than another is necessarily SAFER.

My regular clients who choose to only stay for 15 minutes, are quite happy to pay my half hour rate without complaint. I always find that anyone who asks for a a 15 minute specials are usually those looking for discounts, which I do not offer. So, yes, it generally attracts a different clientele and I am not interested in lowering my rates and increasing traffic to my location.

Burning your dinner because you're to busy screwing around reading posts made by Castle on cerb.........damn you Castle!!!

Although I loved Sabbath when Ozzy was with them, I never thought I would, but I did end up really liking the Dio years as well. Heaven and Hell is a masterpiece. Tony Iommi is a guitar genius. His riffs are classic! Okay, so now there are 3 ladies, me, Gabriella and Erin. Where are the rest of you rocker ladies??

Hope I'm not hijacking the thread, but all this talk of bacon has me thinking of other bacon-related possibilities including: Bacon Poutine - yum yum

Same here.