Andee

When some ladies aren't available, or don't want to be "found" so to speak, it may seem like something is wrong when in face they haven't actually dropped off the face of the earth, they've just moved on so to speak. Please don't take it personally if you don't get a response from her. Everyone deals with their business life differently. Some choose to announce retirements, while others, just stop all communication. No ads, no response to emails, phone calls, etc. I hope for your sake, she does get in touch with you but you seem like a caring guy. I know, I would appreciate hearing from someone, if it was me. But don't stay anxious about it - as suggested, move on, mate!

I like Old Dog because he really is man (and woman's) best friend around here. He loves to joke around, but can be profound and say just the right thing when needed. Luv yah, OD!!!

I'm having no problems viewing. Not sure, why you're having a problem. Perhaps clearing your cache as suggested will help.

If I click on the first tab that says Cerb - Canadian Escort Review Board the shout box pops up fine for me.

From saying he never got to enjoy "head', I would assume he looking for an SP who provides this service.

There was a very popular Winnipeg SP who once told me she was heavily recruited to work for her and let's just say some things happened to this lady when she politely declined which were more than a coincidence. The fact that this SP didn't want to give up almost half her earnings, be on a mandated schedule and be forced to purchase her lingerie and condoms from this woman, tells me this woman was clearly living off the avails. (Hell, condoms are distributed free to sex workers in every major city). What I find the most offensive is that she had minor children living in the same house where all this was going, including illegal drug use, encouraging her teenage son to procure for her and living off the avails by making these girls work under very rigid work conditions. I am all for safe working conditions for all sex workers, but not where one person is controlling and profiting from it to their advantage. This was no a co-operative type of arrangement, it was clearly the opposite. I think whatever sentence she gets, she deserves. Although it is sobering to read she is trying to redeem herself somewhat by volunteering.

All three!!! But if I had to pick one, it would be Javier Bardem Shirley Partridge Or Carol Brady?

Do you REALLY need to ask, Malika. Pink of course!!!! Additional Comments: World's tallest woman with world's shortest man. Something is just NOT right!!!

ATTENTION LADIES: Sorry, Full. Now to get back to business: Gents and Agency/Spa Owners: Tickets are now on sale at a cost of $40 which will include but not be limited to decorations, appetizers, some drinks and door prizes for the ladies. You can pay two ways: 1) By email money transfer to: [email protected] PM me first here on cerb before emailing me (as you will need to provide me with the security password) 2) In person at my in-call location, Monday to Friday, from 9:30 a.m. until early evening. Again, you must pm me here on cerb to arrange a mutually convenient time. I am available until 6 p.m. on Monday and then again from 8:30-10:00 p.m. if you wish to drop by to purchase a ticket. PM me first so I know who you are before texting to make payment arrangements. Thank you.

Italian, Spanish, Russian, Scottish and Southern accents my favs. I am going to see the Puss in Boots movie so I can drool over Antonio Banderas' accent. (Puss is quite the ladies man). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Jh1jgsgZk&feature=related And who could resist Sean Connery as James Bond? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnAv3Y2EBfI&feature=related

I'm just worried about arriving at the concert on time. Lee's van might break down.

Looks like we may end up having to rent a van or bus if we have that many interested rockers wanting to take that road trip. That should be interesting enough in itself, never mind the concert! (Especially if Gabriela is there). But hey, do we have any other "female" rocker chicks who would like to see Sabbath? Otherwise, I suppose Gabriella and I could handle you guys!!! (get your minds out of the gutter please, I am referring to the road trip).

I like Cato because he likes redheads (my favourite person in the world, is a redhead).

I like Touch because he uses big words like "discombobulated". I like MrGump because he's coming in all the way from Winnipeg to Ottawa to join us for the social.

Happy Birthday, Christine! Hope your day is filled with happiness and joy!!

Me too!! I never had the chance to see Black Sabbath back in the day! Can't wait!! No expiry date on being a rocker, that's for sure.

I always said if I had the means, I'd get myself one of those fastback mustangs. Muscle cars - those were the days!!!

Happy Birthday. You are indeed one classy chick!!!

I was surprised to find so many pms in my in-box this morning thanking me for posting the poem (post #6 above) This is why I find that poem so special. I lost my Uncle Kenneth in WWII who I never met (he's buried in France somewhere and the only family member to visit his grave was my mother when she was stationed in Europe with the Airforce in the early 1950s). I also had another uncle, Austin who lied about his age to get in the Army and was overseas when he was only 15 on the front lines in Italy. Uncle Austin NEVER spoke about the war to anyone including his own wife. However, when he was dying of cancer and coming down to Ottawa for treatment in his last days, I had the rare opportunity of being alone with him for a few minutes and he grabbed my hand and said to me.... You know I had to kill people in the war to protect our freedom. Do you think God will forgive me for that and let me into heaven? Without hesitation or further comment, I replied "of course, you were doing God's work". He seem satisfied with that response and nothing further was said. We sat there in silence, for about two minutes. It was one of the most treasured moments of my life. To this day, whenever I think about, I feel like crying and shivers run down my back. So that poem reminded me of the time he chose to honour me with talking about the war. I told my mother and my aunt later what we had talked about, and they were amazed. He must have made his peace with God because he was gone a few weeks later. Thanks for letting me share.

From what I understand from what's in the news, this has been an ongoing issue for the past year. Perhaps these links might help. All you need to do is go down to Edmonton City Hall and where you can obtain a list of by-laws (if any) for MPs. From what I gather, they were working on drafting by-laws, so you need to find out if they were passed and when they will come into effect. Sometimes it's best to go straight to the horse's mouth so to speak, than to rely on information which may be misleading, out-of-date or inaccurate. Good luck to you. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=65352&highlight=Edmonton http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/story/2011/04/13/edmonton-massage-parlour-bylaw.html http://www.edmontonsun.com/2011/09/22/proposed-bylaw-differentiates-between-rubs-or-health-enhancement http://www.nhpcanada.org/files/NHPCA_SubmissionToCityOfEdmonon-9Sep2010.pdf

The minute I saw your post, I thought "poor Malika" - Old Dog teasing the poor girl like that. You may just have to pony up one day and take her on a trip to a faraway destination to meet up with one of these honeys.

You know you're old when this is what Batman looked liked way back when: and now: When you can remember Ellie May Clampett as a sweet young thang... Same hairdoo now:

No matter what happens, NO means NO. Period!!! What part of that did the perp an the Judge not get??

So the dye story doesn't stop there. Accidentally got hair dye in my eye and I flushed it with water, but I guess I didn't get it all. It seemed okay last evening, but this morning when I woke up my eye was glued shut and a I am sporting a small "burn" on my eyelid. Not exactly a pretty sight. By late afternoon, off to the clinic and then pharmacy - home 3 hours later with eyewash cup and two different types of drops in hand. At least I'm not contagious though. Argh!!!

What's up with that Old Dog? Do you have some special fairy dust you are sprinkling over the ladies, or are you just a babe magnet? Make sure you don't overdo it!