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About to leave an outcall, and being delayed another 40 minutes at the client's home, due to circumstances beyond my control.

Congratulations, Cindy!! Keep sinning...I mean posting!!!

Although I never had the pleasure myself, I am very close to my sister and I am enjoying watching my niece grow up. I love babies - I cannot imagine how someone cannot think they are just the most amazing products of nature. My favourite age though is around 4 years old, when they are young enough to hold you in awe and old enough to enjoy doing things that will create memories. I believe Nicki is right. I know people who didn't have a clue what they were going to do when the brought their baby home, and who figured it out just fine and it made better people out of them.

Congratulations Whiteman on 500 lapdances...I mean posts!

Excuse me, but who would want a cold dildo in them? Eeek.... Additional Comments: Halloween is fast approaching. Will you be able to spot the real zombies from those in costumes who want to blend in undetected from the real ones, but then are prey to heavy zombie-bashing artillery.

Congratulations on 500 potatoes...I mean posts. Always enjoy your contribution. Keep them coming.

I'm really glad I don't have Dr. Phil as my therapist. Yikes. I had less self-esteem when I working for wages that progressively got lower and lower as the years have gone by, working as an admin. assistant for employment agencies that gouged the federal government by billing almost twice they pay me (talk about pimps). Over the years, I have had to work with some people who treated me like crap, never showed me or other any appreciation, stuck me with demeaning tasks and blamed me when things went wrong. I was also let go once because I refused to do a task that could have jeopardized my security clearance. Since I had no union protection and the agency didn't care, I had no recourse in that situation. Oh, but I'm supposed to be proud of that because it's better than escorting. According to who? Dr. Phil of the bible belt? Since I have gone from part-time escorting to full-time escorting, I can work part-time hours for full-time pay and not have to put up with all that bullshit. I'd like to see Dr. Phil give up his standard of living to live in public housing, go on assistance or have to rely on food banks or charities to get by. This lady needs to look at why she is burning out. She mentioned her clients treat her good. Not knowing her full story or the details behind it, I would hesitate to comment on what she needs to do, but it sound like time management issue may play into this. I believe I have more self-esteem now that I did when I was doing office work and being unrewarded and unappreciated for my efforts.

What a great idea. I will have to try that, lovey! Let's have a kitchen party and make some. We can call it "Cooking something up with Meg and Angela". Whaddya say? You know what else sucks? Trying to get into your house and the door handle and lock mechanism decides to give out (over 20 years old) and you can't open the door. Then you realize you can go in through the garage, and open the side door, but your roommate just dropped you off and the remote is in the car. Then When you try to call them, their cell phone is off. And then it takes them over half an hour to get back from renting a movie from the place down the street ugh... Oh, and I had to pee really bad by that time.

I need a new lightweight vacuum cleaner I can haul up and down the stairs without throwing my shoulder out. I am not even going to bother to watch this, because I can pretty well predict, the beginning, middle and end of how this is going to go down. He will shame her and she will promise to get help for her so called problem. Blah, blah, blah. Just the fact that she agreed to go on his show speaks volumes.

Being on a diet and you get dropped off the most delicious cabbage rolls you have tasted since mom was alive (and of course Old Dog's) and hoping the carb part (the rice) doesn't throw you off track too much.

Tell the truth, Old Dog. You encouraged the guys to buy her drinks because you knew she was cuter than you and they would. And because she couldn't possibly drink them all, she'd give you the ones she couldn't drink. But I think you way overdid it last time, from what I saw: Seriously folks, this IS NOT what we are encouraging in any way, shape or form.

It's not crass. It's just the polite thing to do to inform the lady beforehand.

I would say true. I once attended a 2 week intensive course in Colorado to learn hypnosis and was certified in that state as a Master Hypnotherapist.

Well apparently it is true. Some of us really do not have an expiry date. Good to know. World's Oldest Prostitute: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359769/Milly-Cooper-96-makes-50k-year-escort.html

I like Roaming Guy because he is one of the few gents I have met who would actually consider taking a lady fishing!

In this case, Veggies. I don't much care for raw bacon. Betty or Wilma?

I love Soleil because she is accepting of my character defects and she truly is a ray of sunshine in the lives of whoever are fortunate enough to meet her.

Daffy, of course!!! Morticia Adams or Lily Munster?

That was a smart thing to do. But, you know you should have a back-up suit for the fallback suit, so that if you do have to dress up more often (like say twice in one week), that you're not whispered about as the dude with the one suit. Women may notice, but do guys remember what other guys wear?

This woman holds the Guiness Book of World Records for having the largest set of au naturale boobs in the world, 12 years running. http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/record-sized-boobs/8qoc30ys

If you think that's awesome, this is just downright decadent. Back to the thread: I've had duck and not a big fan. I think I'll stick to having some turkey with my stuffing (we always make extra stuffing). Oh crap, forgot, I'm on a low carb diet. No stuffing. But lots of turkey and veggies.

Joker - but of the Heath Ledger variety. Charlie Harper or Walden Schmidt

Yah, I like your friend Eddy much better. He doesn't say much, but at least he keeps his mischief down to just those who deserve it.

Butch Cassidy. Mariska Hartigay (Olivia Benson) or Melina Kanakaredes (Stella Bonasera)

Rookie, schmookie - you'll be an old pro in no time! I mean an old pro at organizing socials, not an old pro in the sense of the word....never mind. BTW, Old Dog, your friend Brian crashed the party last time and made lewd remarks to ladies and tried to hump a few legs. He also peed on the patio. Your first task then, is to inform him he is no longer welcome. Unless he bribes really large.