Ricco

Most places are closed until noon. Last year T&T was opened and received a hefty fine because of it. Clubs likely don't fit under restaurants (which can be opened).

It's on Bank street... the really far south end of bank street (as in a good drive near Davidson/Lester).

You may want to also take a peek at relax and enjoy, they have a profile here, and advertise regularly on the providers area: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37671

Sounds a bit fishy to me. Crisco is vegetable oil. I wouldn't want it spread on my body (olive oil maybe...). I find it doubtful anyone would have an allergic reaction to it as it is really benign. Maybe, maybe if there was a peanut allergy involved, but this whole thing reeks.

The place itself is clean and tidy, although it isn't anything too swanky. Had a great girl give a fairly solid rub (wanted to get the kinks out) followed by a basic finish. Hours are great, although it may take a minute to get to the door if it is late at night. Post back with your results :motion:

See mmad's post earlier in this thread -Ottawa Sun Classifieds

Websites aren't needed, although if there is one - girls please have the right info on them! :) Services/rates is always nice to have, although isn't required. Some pics, even if they are the same as posted elsewhere are good too. It will sound silly, but sometimes info such as the city or regular hours would be nice. Too many times I have seen a great girl, no contact info on the site and I am not sure what city they are in. This is especially important for any provider that likes out of towners, since it lets them find you before they get to the city.

Outside of Montreal in the St-Jerome/Laval area

A lot of the girls are really great about your situation. Saw a guy in a similar situation at Barb's last week and he was having a good time. So the chair isn't a problem (it actually means you don't need to share, which is kind of nice), but afraid the shyness is something all of us dealt with at some point :) Happy 'tails'

Here's a couple more for the list, some in gatineau: Touch of Euphoria: http://touchofeuphoria.com/ Angels Massage: http://www.177st.com/ Angel Bella and Friends: http://www.angelbellaandfriends.com/ Asian Massage Centre: http://www.45stjoseph.net/

No, seems like the right place to ask. You are correct that most places are closed between 1am-2am. Several of the girls here do offer great massages, and some will be willing to schedule with you (just book in advance, and be nice! :) Other options include some mps on St Joseph on the gatineau side.

Was a Barb's the other night and wow great time! I wish i knew her name now, but this amazing ebony came over and asked to sit down. Great coversation and then she asked if I wanted to go into the back. Wow, what a dance! She slid slowly all over and it's a shame I had to end it when I did. Never had a bad night at barb's

Official rules are different depending who you ask. The city says no direct contact between you and the dancer. Some girls do follow this, some don't, really it depends what you are like and what they are like. Now for standard club rules. General proper rule of thumb is hands can go anywhere but between the legs, after that, it's fair game. Some girls will encourage spanking and helping removing some articles. I once had a dance from this gorgeous chocolate girl at barbs. As we went into the CR she spelled it all out nice and neat (she was well endowed and wanted to make it clear nibbling was not on the menu) saved a lot of guesswork. Just be sure to wash your hands if you can. Keeps her cleaner and you less chance of catching a cold ;)

Good massages with a basic finish. Great if you need to get the knots out of the old shoulders

My vote would be no, but that's me. Sadly the mouth is likely one of people's cleanest spots and a lot more germs are on hands etc. So kiss away :)

Saw a post over here you may be interested in: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=20983

This is a great place to ask :) Now to answer - From my experience all the girls here on cerb are spectacular (A horrible cheesy answer I know). Best advice I can give is take a look through the reccomendations and find a girl you'd like.

It was a scam, got an email from the people that ran the show. There's no such thing as a free lunch sadly :(

I think the Nuden does have male dancers come through on tours once or twice a year. I'd say check their website, but I've yet to see a good SC with a decent website

Gone there alone or with friends and either way it can be a good time. The biggest plus I found of going alone was that I'd get the girl I want to sit next to me and not one of my buddies.

Mineral spirits, butter or any kind of oil will work... that said is that an improvement? not really. And there is the ever popular soap and water. Is this from clothes or skin?

That would be D'Arcy... shows you how much attention I paid to the places vs the outfits.

Just about any of them from the Highlander Pub on the corner of Sparks/Elgin. The outfits are do die for ;)

Was there last Wednesday, not sure if that was her name, but there was a great girl there that matched your description. She was a lot of fun to talk to, and of course other things...

I prefer real myself but if you're going to get them enhanced best do some research (as you're doing). I've heard good and bad from both sides... as silly as it sounds wikipedia can be a good source to get some starting information. Between the two, I'd lean toward silicon. The feel is a bit 'nicer', a bit more natural a bounce and less likelyhood of rippling. This last one is a bit strange, but if you've ever felt it, you know :) Ultimately go with what you feel most comfortable with, and you're definately asking a good group here :) Some other options: A lift. It doesn't add anything, but things can be 'rekagiggerd' a bit and they can be made to have a bit more cleavage on their own, as well make them a bit more perky. :boobies: