mclovin

Amber (46) out of Gatineau is mature, sophisticated, delightful, with energy and a knack for picking up cues and tailoring experiences to her customers needs. Cannot recommend her highly enough.

Her "tagline" on her CERB profile reads, "sensual, smart, sweet and naughty", and while it's certainly accurate it is perhaps also far too modest a description. This is my first review on CERB--despite being a member for years, I didn't feel that any of my previous excursions warranted a review. Not that they were bad, but nothing that knocked my socks off. Then I met Amber. I saw her ad on backpage and was immediately impressed by her attractive photo introduction, a confident and no-nonsense writing style, which gave me very clear expectations of what I could expect--and even with those lofty expectations she exceeded them. The location was within convenient distance to downtown, she greeted me at the door with a warm smile and offered a hand held guided tour of the meticulously clean apartment which concluded with us slipping into the bedroom for a memorable hour... and which if time allowed could easily have been all afternoon. I felt an immediate connection with her, she was responsive, playful, and everything she said she would be ... smart? Evidently so. Sweet? As apple pie. Sensual? Abundantly. Naughty? To the perfect degree. I would add another word, "stunningly beautiful" and while that could easily describe her looks -- it's really about praising the whole package. She is radiant and a delight, and so much more... if you're reading this Amber, thanks for a wonderful hour spent in your company, I certainly look forward to more.

Her "tagline" on her CERB profile reads, "sensual, smart, sweet and naughty", and while it's certainly accurate it is perhaps also far too modest a description. This is my first review on CERB--despite being a member for years, I didn't feel that any of my previous excursions warranted a review. Not that they were bad, but nothing that knocked my socks off. Then I met Amber. I saw her ad on backpage and was immediately impressed by her attractive photo introduction, a confident and no-nonsense writing style, which gave me very clear expectations of what I could expect--and even with those lofty expectations she exceeded them. The location was within convenient distance to downtown, she greeted me at the door with a warm smile and offered a hand held guided tour of the meticulously clean apartment which concluded with us slipping into the bedroom for a memorable hour... and which if time allowed could easily have been all afternoon. I felt an immediate connection with her, she was responsive, playful, and everything she said she would be ... smart? Evidently so. Sweet? As apple pie. Sensual? Abundantly. Naughty? To the perfect degree. I would add another word, "stunningly beautiful" and while that could easily describe her looks -- it's really about praising the whole package. She is radiant and a delight, and so much more... if you're reading this Amber, thanks for a wonderful hour spent in your company, I certainly look forward to more.

She is the real deal, I have posted a more detailed review in the recommendations section

Make that three that are interested. Any recos

Add me to the list of curious as well... searched the kenny's diaries and didn't see her... certainly by the pics alone makes a heck of a first impression.

Thanks Skid, appreciate hearing your experiences. As I re-read my post I may have unintentionally come across as harsh so I want to be clear to all readers that I acknowledge not all dancers have felt compelled to invent cover stories, but in my experience there is a constituency that does.

At the risk of seeming straying into controversy, I wanted to muse about something. Perhaps my tolerance threshold is low, but I'm always puzzled why a lot of dancers feel it necessary to justify their decision to strip. It's never a question I ask and frankly I tend to regard wildly concocted cover stories to justify their career decision as insulting to the intelligence of their customers. By way of example, "I am in pre-med (or pre-law) and this helps to offset tuition costs", and yet when I reply by asking about an LSAT or MCAT, their eyes glaze over like I'm speaking a foreign language. Frankly, I enjoy talking to dancers and I consider a healthy conversation a good prelude to other activities, but inventing elaborate fairy tales suggests that there is a degree of shame in their trade. By that token I think the majority of dancers perform an important service (being serious here ) and there should be not one iota of shame attached to what they do nor is there some requirement to justify their choices. By lying, it implies regret, etc. and frankly that makes me far less likely to open up my wallet because I feel I would be a party to their shame. Friday morning confession.

I agree with TopNotch, I once walked in on my wife in the champagne room of a Ottawa establishment (which shall go unnamed for fear of attracting unwanted attention) performing a sexual act with a dancer that would be perfectly acceptable at any one of the city's two swingers clubs, but certainly not sanctioned at a wiggler bar. God bless French Canadian wives.

Frankly my wife and I have always been surprised more couples don't make this an activity they can do together... without getting sentimental she's a great "wingman" at strip bar, and I enjoy the stares she gets.

It's only fitting that my first post should pay tribute of the first star of the fine art crotch grinding, Alanna from Barbarella's. Stunning face, gorgeous frame, and an equally gifted conversationalist.