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It was easy for me ... or at least the falling was easy. I'm not married and have no SO ... so it all happened pretty naturally. Then in comes reality ... we became very close and did some dumb things that may have harmed her business (broke cerb rules) I had to reflect and reassess what it was I was looking for and so did she. Got some really good advice from a fellow cerbite ... (You know who you are and the my debt to you is remembered!) Anyway, I still love her very much .. but it seems as though her life and mine are not a particularly good mix. So we've cooled it off ... best thing for both of us I figure. But, like all really good love affairs ... it was magic and fire and passion. It was exhausting and exasperating and frustrating ... and it was lovely and gentle and loving!! ... I'm a better person for having been with her. I'll cherish the experience and remember it always!! Scout

My nominations are: Ladies: Tess and Angelinaxx 'Gents: Seymour and whatsup + everyone else :bowdown: Scout

I had the pleasure of spending the night with Tess yesterday. Tess came to Kingston last night, and with my last minute phone call I wasn't surprised that she made herself available for me within the hour. Tess pulled up in her rental (A Dodge Caliber I've been meaning to check out, and of course told me I could "Tess Drive It" if I went out and picked up dessert -she's got quite the imagination with food!-). We spent an amazing evening together. As this was my 5th encounter with Tess - I was a pretty lucky guy last night* (and this morning)! Tess helped me christen each room in my new Kingston home. Wow! She's got amazing skill! From skill-set to time-frame, Tess always goes the extra mile for her clients. Now that I will be residing in Kingston for the next two years - I hope Tess visits more often! ... or else I'll have to drive to Ottawa to get my fix! Be gentle with this one guys, as she's delicate ... yet aggressive, sexy ... yet classy, funny & super intelligent and she's quite the horny spinner that's for sure! And what an amazing cook! Forget BBBJ - you've got TBBJ!! And I mean BEST! "Tess, you definitely went above and beyond ... again ... and it SUCKS that it's over, but fortunately for the town of Kingston they have you until tomorrow. You aren't just rockin' the cerb world ... you're rockin' mine now babe!!" Scout *YMMV

... I wonder who gets "banged" ... could be you!! Spider sense not required ... common sense is all you need!! Stay AWAY from CL ... when it looks like/smells like/feels like ... IT IS!! Scout

Tulsa Having read some of your posts and some of your ads, you reveal an imagination and a sense of humour ... I'm thinking that you ROCK!! ... and now a toll free number for out of towners!! You do indeed ROCK!! Thanks for joining CERB, best of luck ... and I wish you every success!! Scout

I'm only 5'11" ... pretty average ... and I can't say I have a difinitive preferance for a specific height ... But having said that, isn't there something kinda erotic about a tall, gorgeous woman? Maybe its cuz its unique? Scout

Seymour once again you rise to the occasion ... a great review of a great girl ... and a great piece of writing!! :bowdown: Chase clearly inspired you ... and you inspire all of us to visit her!! (.. and maybe to regret not having taken that creative writing course in school!!) All the best, :grin: Scout

I'd say give Tess a try ... she certainly seduced the heck outta me!! lol Scout

Hmmmmm ... what does that say about all the clear skinned girls in high school!! Maybe they were'nt so squeaky clean afterall eh??!! ;) Scout

I think Estaman has it about right ... Angelina is somewhere around 5'2" or so!! And she has hosted incalls at least once ... so you never know!! Scout

Hey Hud I can't speak for Tulsa ... but I note that she appears to be very similar to Angelina ... who is on this board as xxAngelina. I can most definately recommend Angelina ... she is GREAT!! :wink: If you do happen to meet Tulsa ... let us know how it goes!! Scout

Ahhhh Megan ... thats exactly why you'll be a continuing success in this business long after all those "quick buck" operators will be long gone and forgotten about. We are lucky to have you in Ottawa!! :wink: Scout

Hey Cap ... what a great post!! I'm of similar mind to you ... not completely sold on the "duo" idea, but your write up makes me all the more curious!! (and it doesn't hurt that Cleo & Heide seem particularly adept and duo seduction!!) If you do indulge again, let us know ... I'd love to hear about the follow up!! All the best, Scout

Hmmmmm .... great thread!! Thanks for kickin this off JB .. although I doubt it was your intent, often great dialogue begins inadvertantly! As a newbie myself I want to say that from the first moment I joined this community I've learned much from the experiences, guidance, advice and comments of Seymour, Joe, Cato, Cowboy, Dummpy, Pete and many others. I've never encountered anything but honest and generous advice, so I doubt that comments likening this board to an exclusive hierarchical club are meaningful or even well thought out. Even less so a "Frat" ... That a member desires to limit with whom he shares details about a personal experience can't be anything but his right ... one that I figure we'd all invoke in similar circumstances. Now ... if I could just figure out how to get myself into those same circumstances ... eh??!! Here's hoping for lots more interesting dialogue on many other topics!! Scout

I believe I may have TOFTT this evening ... and if this is what "taking one" is like in cerb land ... then I'll be taking LOTS more really soon!! lol I met Angelina this evening and had to let you all know about this exceptionally fun girl ... cerbites may recognize her as having once been with PK. She is now independant and is a recent member here on CERB (xxAngelina). Booking with Angelina was easy as she is very easy going, funny and relaxed. No stress ... no drama. She arrived exactly on time and as soon as I saw her (and my heart started again) I knew immediately I was in for a GREAT evening. Her CERB photos, although spectacular in their own right, do her no justice. She is breathtakingly pretty ... with gorgeous big, brown, bedroom eyes; a beautiful and kissable mouth (that she LOVES to kiss and seduce you with); the most spectacular bum I've ever seen; a flat kissable tummy; dancers legs ... the whole darned package!! All this and a great, fun, interesting personality too!! Wow ... I think I've found my regular!! I won't go into too much detail ... as I'm not certain how much Angelina wants to share ... and more obviously, I don't write as well as Seymour or Pete or Cowboy ... or Cato et al!! So I'll just have to say that she was so responsive and so sweet that I'd happily mortgage my house to spend as much time with her as possible!! I'll be smiling all week long thinking of our encounter ... and counting the days until the next time (5 days - I've already booked for next Friday)!! ;) I recommend that anyone that loves model looks and a spinner body on someone with a great personality and who is alot of fun to spend an evening with, give her a shout!! (but avoid next Friday ... and maybe next Saturday too as I'm gonna take those!! lol) Scout

First of all, Welcome to CERB BB Master!! I think you'll find that this is a very informative and friendly community!! As pointed out by sns724 and edman ... check out the recommendations page and narrow down your search ... then ask questions if you need any more info!! The SPs here (as you've likely noticed by now) are a very approachable and open group ... so don't be shy, ask them about whatever you like (remembering that respect and courtesy are a must!!) Best of luck and happy "researching" ;) Scout ps ... I should point out that notwithstanding edman's typo ... Sin Cindy is DEFINATELY a GIRL ... and she ROCKS!!

Hey Shy Guy ... and welcome to cerb!! I agree with E.D. Man ... your best bet is to shop the recommendation board and identify a few SPs (Service Providers) that look interesting to you. Once you've got a few names, you could always repost your question here asking for thoughts about each girl from the community. Of course it'd be helpful to members if we knew what your interests were ... and don't be shy. Nobody else is!! (Although RESPECT is ALWAYS a requirement!!) Best of luck ... and once again, welcome to CERB!! Scout

Ahhhh Peachy you're so cool!! Thats why we love you so ... and you offering us an apology when you really don't need to makes you all the sweeter!! I will be watching the SP advert board and waiting for my chance to see you!! Keep well ... and don't work toooooo hard at CMJ (save some for the rest of us!! :wink:) Scout

This is an update to the earlier thread "This is the type of Crap that some ladies are put through on CL" started by Pistol Pete I figured I'd start a new thread so that it draws attention. According to the update on CL ... this "Client" is upping his game (See below). Careful ladies - DON'T answer blocked calls!! And be safe!! The text below was posted on CL today ... He's at it again. This guy will threaten to call Ottawa Housing or welfare if you don't give him a freebie. Even if you say you have muscle in the next room, it doesn't faze him - he's very tall and big. I see 1-2 girls a week and have been hearing this story from the ones I've gotten to know. One girl living across From Billings got evicted - Ottawa Housing received over 20 photocopies of her ads and she was stupid enough to put her home number in the ad and they traced it back after they investigated. She told them it was someone trying to frame her. Then they said, sorry, we had a few guys phone your ad and you were offerring services. If it happens to you, and even if you say it's not your apartment, you're just working there, he reminds you the renter will be in shit. He may try to take your picture with a camera phone He's tall, reddish brown hair, - very charming on the phone. calls from a blocked number - another reason NOT to answer blocked numbers. If he does that to you, suggest you call his bluff, follow him out and try and get his license plate and post it here. Scout

Thanks for the great review mrknh!! ... nicely stated with just enough detail!! You'll have us flocking to see Lindsey in droves!! Scout

Hey Dummpy!! Welcome back to cerb land ... your advice, opinions and comments have been missed!! Hope all is well :) Scout

I'm with KIH ... communication should happen throughout the encounter if the chemistry is right. But having said that I guess I need about 10 mins or so for an ice breaker ... more if the date is 1 1/2 hours or 2 ... and once we got carried away in conversation and yaked away 30 minutes or more. (had to hurry ... or maybe just cut down on the formalities and got right to the action ...lol) :-D Scout

Seymour ... once again you set the bar to new standards!! Now that Candy's popularity will soar, I must get into the queue!! Scout

I think thats supposed to be "Beginnah ruck!" Too bad Amy seems to have disappeared again ... I too was hoping I'd have the chance to meet her. Oh well ... plenty of other GREAT SPs with which to console myself! :wink: Scout

Well now ... on behalf of kippers everywhere, I OBJECT!!! Oh ..... you mean the fish!! oops ... Scout