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    goo goo g' joob
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    I'm happy to have my companion take my condom and dispose of it for me. It saves me from embarrassment at the dry cleaners the following week when I forget to empty my pockets. Perhaps for clients less trusting than myself, the ladies could post their condom disposal policy in their ads and on their web sites. :icon_wink:
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    Nope. Not according to this: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=7755&page=27 Ottawaboy you might want to check out this from earlier today in this very forum: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=305653#post305653
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    Sarah, maybe with a lot of practice and some helpful insight from your new gauge, I could develop a "feel" for vagina psi. You know, judge it by your grip on my penis. Maybe then I could offer a service to the ladies who don't want to buy a gauge of there own. Do you think it would be worth experimenting? :wink:
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    Just got a note from Roksi. She is back! Just landed this afternoon.
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    bewlayb commented on Aspen Wilde's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Yes, very nice bod. I love your alabaster skin contrasting with the Fall colors and pink. ;) Nice sequence of pics.
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    bewlayb commented on JuliasUndies's gallery image in Converted Albums

    I give up! Exactly which Kama Sutra position is this?? And what am I supposed to be doing up here?
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    Say Hard, I don't mean to rush you, but it's been a week now... where are those recommendations you promised us?? :wink:
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    So long Pete. Sorry to see you go. You are one of a small group whose recommendations I always read and always found I could trust. Quality and quantity, I was frequently in awe of your level of hobby activity. If only I had your resources... and stamina. Thanks for opening more than a few new boudoir doors for me.
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    Elizabeth said it best. Take care of the basics (hygiene, manners, etc) and be yourself. Let nature take care of the rest. With some ladies you'll click and you'll have a great old time. With others, maybe not so much clicking; but if you take care of basics, you'll probably still have a good time. Good to great... I can live with that. Can't you? As for any tricks to share? LOL Any "smooth moves" I might have thought I had, were proven ineffective long ago and many times over (although I may have a few worn-out "101 techniques" books I could lend you, if you want to try for yourself). My best advice: Be yourself, live in the moment, and just enjoy the God-given gift she's sharing with you. p.s. But hey, if you really want to try something special... I've heard a little Stan Getz works wonders... you know, a little smooth music on the stereo (TW).
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    Oh my, this caused me much consternation in my bus riding days. Whenever I found myself stranded and standing, I found it a challenge positioning myself to be respectful to those sitting. Bum inward is the obvious solution. But then, that leaves the other side of me kind of "out here." My worst fear was the bus lurching one way and me thrusting the other way. Eventually I worked it out... bum-inward at a 45 degree angle and me standing just behind the back of the seat. That way, should the bus lurch and me thrust, there would be no full-facial accidents.
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    bewlayb commented on honeydip's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    Mmmm kiss me with your "juicy lips"... er, or did you mean something (somewhere??) else.
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    bewlayb commented on honeydip's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    Although it's just a glimpse, your bum beckons me.
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    bewlayb commented on honeydip's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    Oh, to kiss your soft lips and caress your beautiful beautiful breasts. That would be a nice way to start... and finish. :icon_wink:
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    bewlayb commented on honeydip's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    It took a little searching, but my efforts finally paid off... A pic of your very delectable and promising derrière. Must add to my sightseeing list for when I'm exploring your many treasures.
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    I agree, except if I thought it was inappropriate to ask me directly about my personal income, I sure wouldn't be posting the details of it in addition to my response to an anonymous poll. Conversely, if you previously appeared willing to share the details of your personal income on a public forum, why wouldn't I think it's appropriate to discreetly broach the subject with you in private?
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    I should probably let this thread die, but I can't. I'm perplexed by its apparent inconsistency with an earlier thread on the same topic. Eighteen months ago a poll was started in the Winnipeg section asking: "How many clients do you see?" http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=27456 The poll attracted 26 respondents. Ten people, including three SPs, chose to post comments. The tone of those comments was cordial and helpful. None of the ladies were offended by the question. On the contrary, they each volunteered answers to the poll question and elaborated on their reasons for their number. Why such a different reaction this time when HB asked a similar question? I say similar because HB didn't even ask, "How many clients per day?". He wanted to know if he should ask that question and how he should go about asking it. ["I have a question: "Would it be appropriate to politely ask an SP how many clients she sees in day?....If so, how is a tactful or respectful way of asking for that info?""] I suspect HB got himself into trouble because he didn't end his post with just his question. Instead he chose to offer his opinion on why it was in his best interest that he see ladies who see fewer clients. ["As part of caring about yourself, it would be important to know your limitations, and treating your body with respect. I do believe this ties in directly to the number of partners you allow yourself to be intimate with..."] Am I right that it wasn't his question per se, but rather his suggested "correct" answer that caused all the ruffled feathers? Or is wanting to know how many clients really such a faux pas? If it is, then what has changed in the past 18 months to make it so?
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    It seems there are at least a couple of lessons for the novice poster emerging from this thread. For one: What not to ask an SP. And secondly: How not to make amends for your mistake. This thread also provides a lot of insight and advice from the ladies on what they consider proper cerb-etiquette. It's not often we see a thread draw such a negative and unanimous reaction among the fair ladies of this site. But when it does you know you've struck a nerve. I think if I had triggered such a response on my second post I would have run away, never to return to cerb again. I commend HB for hanging in there and facing the music. If nothing else, your vain attempts at "patching things up" has upped your post count to a more "respectable" level. :icon_wink: Perhaps Mod should consider turning this thread into a sticky to save other "newbies" (or not-so-newbies) from a similar fate. By the way HB, you may be interested in this thread from last year: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=27456
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    I think you will find that many ladies who advertise GFE also allow MSOG during a one hour session. If she doesn't mention MSOG in her ad, you can always ask her. There are several previous (and recent) threads discussing various interpretations of GFE and MSOG "rules".
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    HB, welcome to CERB! Although I never read your original offending post, it sounds like you're trying hard to make amends. Hang in there. I assure you, it can only get better for you from here on in. Unless of course you ask the same question again.
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    I'm partial to French, Spanish or Italian flavored accents. But when I hear a woman with an enchanting Irish lilt, I melt under her spell into blissful adoring submission. Heaven help me should I ever work for such a woman. Or worse, marry her. :bowdown:
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    My first reaction too. But not my second. This would be a valid expectation if we're referring to active members who participate and contribute to the forum, and in doing so have something in common with us. For those that choose only to sit silently and watch, I'm not so sure they are here for the same thing. Now who's paranoid, huh? :???:
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    Actually I have no bone to pick with the original Occupy Wall Street initiative. To the contrary, I share some of their concerns regarding corporate greed, government corruption, and unfair tax privileges to the very rich. It's the copy cat "movements" that I take issue with... here in Ottawa and elsewhere in Canada. These have devolved to nothing more than opportunities for groups of idle individuals to squat in public spaces and misbehave. I find absolutely nothing inspiring about that.
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    Anarchy by design? I doubt that the Occupy movement organizers were being that clever. True, they may be responsible for the lack of organization and message, but mostly because of the skills they lack, rather than the smarts they possess. That, and the fact the Occupy congregation is a collection of unlike-minded individuals unable to rally around a unifying common goal. By contrast, the highly structured organizations of the rich and powerful are precisely that way because they are highly motivated to organize themselves towards a common goal... that is, to make lots of money! The Occupy movement is demonstrating they are the antithesis of capitalist power, but not in the way they likely intended.
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    I used to get very turned on by women with deep deep dark tans. But over the years, as I've come to understand (and experience) some of the negative effects of UV overexposure, I have toned down my enthusiasm for extreme tanning. I now prefer women to have the healthier glow of a light all-over tan. :icon_wink: As for me, futile sun worship is a thing of the past. I have accepted my fair complexion and gained an appreciation (and fondness) for women similarly blessed.
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