Soleil Sublime

I wish I had the skills to renovate my house by myself. I bet I could save tens of thousands by doing the labour. But that there, is what's called a 'pipedream' folks. lol

Congratulations 'Niagara Nikki'! (Angela told me that one) lol

What about The Dead Zone? Very creepy, and so young! He is one helluva dancer too. Love that video by Fatboy Slim. My absolute favourite though? Two skits from SNL. First one, Colonel Angus (said with a Southern accent sounds like 'cunnilingus') and the one with Blue Oyster Cult in the recording studio. He's their manager. I never get tired of watching my SNL's Best of Christopher Walken. There's lots of hilarious skits he did. :)

I love Angel Starr's rockabilly Pin-up look!

I love kind eyes and a toothy grin. :)

Ok! Here goes... Chicas first picked the girls up in a stretch limo. Then it was off to The Love Nest, where Chicas pretty much gave the girls free reign. Awesome. Following the shopping trip, we all met back at a very nice hotel with a built-in living room, which is where most of the party took place. The food and drink was in abundance, and beautifully laid out. Some adult-themed games such as the panty auction and toss, had us on the floor laughing (well I was anyway). We also played a game I brought, called 'Dirty Minds', and believe it or not, I sucked at it! Chicas brought out the Sybian and Liana put everyone to shame. Within minutes of saddling up, she was writhing, and contorting her face into some very interesting expressions! We all agreed that her performance was almost worth the ticket price alone. lol Everyone in attendance was remarkable. We all got along swimmingly well and it surely helped that Chicas had a very good idea of who would get along, and he was right on the money. An incredible bunch of people. So thank you Chicas, for another fantastic evening, and to my new friends, I look forward to the next time we meet. ;) I hope that sufficed Badger133. lol

I was raised a Roman Catholic. Went to Cathecism (Sunday school), had my First Communion and all that other stuff. I even went to an all-girls' Catholic school. But when I was 14 years old, I came to a revelation. Catholicism was bullshit. I disagreed with so many of the beliefs, I told my mom I wanted to go to a public school for high school because I was renouncing my faith as a Catholic. This of course broke my poor mother's heart. However, I showed her over the years that although I didn't feel the need to attend mass or confession, I could still live my life and make both her and God proud of me. I personally do not believe in RELIGION. It's unnecessary and has been the cause of far too many wars. But I do believe in God, have a wonderful relationship with him, and consciously try everyday to become a better person. I do what I can to make a difference in other peoples' lives, I follow the Ten Commandments (ok, except maybe that adultery one, but whatever) and I give to charity. I believe in KARMA (what goes around, comes around) and God. And so far in my life, I've found if you give to God, God gives back. Not in any way trying to be preachy or pious. Just letting you all know what works for me. :)

Felicitations mon amie! (Ya skinny Bitch!) lol

RG, are you sure you're not an SP? lol You definitely seem to know how we think! He's right Gaby101. You'll have a better time if it's not a blind 'date'.

Thank you to each and every one of you for your encouragement and support. It means a lot. :)

I always encourage MSOG. If you can, then do it man! As far as CIM or anything else PSE, you'd be best off with Zoe. I just don't feel good about CIM COF GREEK RIMMING etc. I am a genuine GFE and then some, but I'm afraid I'm no PornStar.

I know! A grown man who still doesn't know where babies come from?!?

http://www.winnipegsun.com/2011/08/26/anal-sex-sperm-grab-story-simply-not-believable-judge

The luscious and curvy Zoe is back in town. She sports some lovely 38FFs!

Well with a tongue ring, I think he's talking about a bareback blowjob.

Hope you don't mind Samantha, but I like to think of you as the 'Mama' of cerb!

What inspires me? People like Big Al, one of our very own here on Cerb. His honest and heart-breaking confessions of loneliness and sexual frustration instantly remind me how lucky each and every one of us actually is. There are so many things we are guilty of taking for granted. Until of course, something happens that jeopardizes that. Mobility. I guarantee almost all of us make each and every physical movement without giving it a second thought. Imagine not being able to just reach down between your legs for a moment of comfort or relief. Everything works down there, yet you can do nothing about it. For many of us, that alone would be excrutiating. Even if he could do something about it, he never has any privacy. Due to his CP, he requires assistance for all tasks. When its time for bed, he's left from 12am. to 10am. alone in his bed, unable to move or turn over, let alone get up and go for a middle-of-the-night-pee. So for 10 hours a day he is alone, in his bed, a virtual prisoner in his own body, unable to perform even the most basic of movements. Yet, he is an intelligent, unbelievably sweet, positive, understanding, patient, selfless, generous and an overall amazing human being. He has an incomparably great sense of humour and knowing him has changed my life in so many wonderful ways. Big Al is my own personal hero. The first time I went out to see him, and could finally see with my own eyes, the daily obstacles this young man faces, I was instantly in awe of his unwavering positivity through it all. Yes, we have all in our lives been faced with hard times. I am no exception, but when put into perspective, I can walk, talk, feed myself, type with all my fingers, drive a car, swim, ride a bike, masturbate... So please, the next time you feel down or you've just had a shitty day, remember folks like Al who struggle everyday with much bigger hurdles in life than the rest of us. We, unlike them, have the freedoms of mobility and speech. Inspiration comes from those who do not but continue to carry on, despite the unfairness of their condition. I salute and admire you all.

Personally, I find the 'reviews' on the other board, overall pretty tasteless and gross. Far too many gory details and the SP is spoken of as if she is simply a piece of meat. At least here, attributes other than just the physical are mentioned and celebrated. A little off topic I know, but still worth stating, I think.

As soon as I get 'em, I respond. Sometimes that's within minutes, sometimes, albeit rarely, it's not for a day or even two. But I respect others' time and always hope for the same in return. If I wasn't able to respond in a timely manner, then I always explain why, when I return the email or pm. Being honest and upfront is the only way to go, if you ask me.

Hope it was an awesome Birthday!

I guess like everyone else said, do your research. It may take some work, but the pay-off is usually well worth it! ;)

I find all of this very disappointing to read. It bothers me because it almost insults the rest of us. Whether we like it or not, people generalize. And if SPs in Winnipeg have a reputation of being flaky, non-commital, unavailable, unfriendly, scammers, rushers and overall unprofessional, then its going to reflect negatively on the rest of us. I take what I do for a living very seriously. I chose to do it, with 2 university degrees behind me. It didn't matter. I regularly apply my business acumen to my choice of career and I pride myself on the level of friendliness and professionalism I consistenly maintain. And it isn't always easy, either! lol To those who constantly disappoint, won't pick up their phones, refuse to provide advertised services and so on, shame on you all. This is a business ladies, and your number one priority should always be your client. Try and put yourself in their shoes for a moment. Would you appreciate driving hours into the city, having made an appointment for some fun, to find you're being avoided/stood up? Not a good feeling. Or what about posting photos of yourself that are clearly not of you, or are completely out of date? How can any of you be at all surprised when a client is clearly disappointed with how you really look? False advertising is illegal in most other industries, as it should be in this one. Oh! And let's not forget the young and inexperienced ones who come onto the scene out of nowhere and start demanding $300 an hour. I think those have to be my favourites. :roll: Anyway, my advice to the plethora of SPs available in Winnipeg (more than in any other city), is to try a little integrity. It goes a long way. If you behave unprofessionally, you will be found out, in one way or another, so why even bother? Just because you have a digital camera, a cell phone and an internet connection, does not necessarily qualify you to call yourself a Service Provider.

It's funny. I never cared for poetry in school. But this stuff I love reading!

Bonne Fete Samantha!

Yes Tina, it's a scam. He wants your real name and email, right? Then he's going to get your bank account number to put the deposit into, right? I saw this scam a mile away. Sorry I didn't say anything sooner. Is his name Philip Vasaggio or something? Don't ever give your personal information to ANYONE! :)