Soleil Sublime

joe64 contacted me yesterday with a text that read.... '3pm incall?' I was at the Dentist's and responded to him as soon as I had turned my cell back on. I explained myself and apologized for missing his text. But I also went on to tell him he would have to include more than what he did in his next text for an appointment. I sent him an example of an appropriate text here on cerb, and he responds by complaining that I didn't text him back right away and wasn't available when he wanted me. My next move is to ask him for a reference. He says he already sent me one. He didn't. Finally today he tells me 3 ladies he has seen but then berates me for not valuing him as a client and that I'm putting him through too much hassle. Ending his PM that he would be looking on BP for someone serious. I'll tell you right now joe64, it has less to do with your race, and a lot more to do with your approach. You want me to give my body to you and you think ' 3pm incall?' is sufficient as an introductory first text and that my asking for a reference is a hassle? I think you may have a couple of things to learn before you start worrying about your race. I know for myself, if you properly introduce yourself and conduct yourself respectfully towards me, race is not an issue. I believe that gentlemen come in all shapes, sizes and colours.

I too am glad I didn't miss out on the opportunity of congratulating you. Your positivity is boundless and I've always admired it. Your quick wit and silly sense of haha make you a must-read poster for me. Don't stop now my furry friend! ;)

I don't have the energy to get into a big long discussion on religion and the Bible; however I would just like to throw this out there. Wasn't Mary Magdalene a prostitute who was Jesus' best friend and possibly eventually his wife? Good enough for me. :)

I'm a big fan of Ms. Mcleod's all-around, but I especially appreciate her excellent taste in music. :)

Keep 'em coming Miquelon! Here's to the next 100! :)

I've personally seen quite a number of clients with differing capabilities. In truth it all started with a wonderful young man named 'Big Al'. He lived 8 hours away, suffered severe cerebral palsy and was very sad to be a virgin at 25. When I drove the 8 hours to see him the first time, I had no idea what I was in for. I had no clue that I would be responsible for doing everything. Including using a massive hoist to get him into bed. I suspect he didn't tell me all of this for fear it would scare me away. But I was determined to bring some much needed joy into this young man's life. To me, 'disabilities' are a complete non-issue. I have had clients tell me ahead of time, and I've had more than one never mention anything until I meet them. Either way, we ALL need intimacy and human contact. The body is a mere shell of the truly beautiful soul inside, and if physically some things don't work so well, then just enjoy the journey and worry not about the final destination.

Sadly though, when we have boyfriends/husbands/friends/pimps calling clients who've shorted us, it only fuels the assumptions. The few times I've been shorted, I've simply picked up the phone myself and called or texted to let them know. I've never had to resort to having someone male call on my behalf. To me, that's a poor business decision for an initial contact to let a client know of a shorting.

Try Roxanne at Advanced Massage & Laser Therapy Clinic at 2020 Corydon Ave. 474-2020 She's blonde tall, athletically-built, strong, extremely knowledgeable and has a great sense of humour. Whenever I suffer a sex injury (pulled muscle) I go see Roxanne. Best of luck!

I have to live alone. No one in their right mind would live with me! lol

Ray LaMontagne and the Pariah Dogs- Beg Steal or Borrow There is no better voice in music today. He is a genius. I am obsessed. :)

That's one heckuva milestone my friend. You're class, wit and integrity are what make yours posts always worth reading. :)

Just got the new Depeche Mode. Huge fan since their inception. (Am I showing my age? lol) The song 'Slow' is definitely going on my session playlist. Bluesy and oh so sexy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqwtanA2R4A

A SNACK FOR LATER? You never need to worry with me About my liking your beard, stache or goatee I don't mind some face hair, or even if it's all bare Just make sure it's conditioned and gleans O-kay I'll tell you the truth Lying is just so uncouth So I'm feeling the need to come clean I can honestly say That before you get laid Clean your face of left-over cuisine!

2500 posts is a lot of funny shit! Love it Lee. :)

Happy Birthday you sexy beast. Be extra good to yourself today!

I like Lee because he knows how to graciously admit when he's been had. :lol:

My best prank happened to be the one I pulled this morning here on cerb. I'm still laughing at how many people fell for it! lol http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=443243#post443243

Having the pleasure of knowing you, it is not surprising at all that you have many friends who care so very much about you. You are one in a million Old Dog and it's obvious that I'm not alone in my sentiments. You are simply one of the easiest and most enjoyable people to be around. You don't try, you just are. Your sense of humour is easily my favourite thing about you, but your compassion, generosity, understanding and positivity also make you an amazing individual. I salute you my friend, 5000 posts! and feel very blessed that you consider me one back. Hugs and kisses OD, all the way from Winnipeg.

Keep writing and sharing your views with us cc! Congrats! :)

It must be broken. I'm no THUG! lol

BBFS I really hope to change your mind So please listen to my plea Rumour has it SPs from my city Offer full service BB Which means they use no condom When letting clients 'in' You all know in this business That's a major mortal sin We must keep one another safe It's the only thing we've got So by accepting this behaviour You're worse off than I thought No amount of cash you've got Will convince me to sex bare If you ever try and do it I'll crush your balls I swear Paid sex can't be unprotected Your dick could get infected So for those of us who don't And no matter what we won't Are the ones you need to see To remain STD free

Our resident hippie, Mr. Green was born today! Join me in wishing him a green-filled birthday. Won't be hard today. Go have yourself a green beer too.

Well done Samantha! I always become more enlightened after reading your posts. You have a gift. :)

I believe that most men are able to enjoy the physicality of sex without falling or being in love with that partner. Women on the other hand, (leaving out most SPs) have trouble having sex without intimacy and having feelings for their partner. I believe God just made men and women differently and I have respect for those men who make the decision to see SPs over choosing to trouble themselves with the trials and tribulations of an affair.

One of the very few compositions I can play on the piano is Fur Elise by Beethoven. I also have a ukelele I've been lazily trying to learn. Go Don Ho!