Mikeyboy

for squirreling away

to slither on

that they are

tineye.com is also a great resource. Copy and paste the url for an ad and it will bring up all the pictures. Click on the photo and it will search the web for the image and tell you where else it has been used. I usually use tineye and google image search before considering trying someone new. (One might miss something.) It at least rules out the lazy scammers who just rip off images from the web to make bogus ads.

she sang as

leather and studs

Unfortunately, the type of people who this would appeal to are those with an ax to grind about someone. People who have nice things to say seldom would bother with such a thing. Sounds like a sh*t slinging platform to me.

toys and condiments

find the cheese

how she needed

thought possible. She

squirm with delight

which was when

made him want

she was going

awakening her senses

and spicy Wasabi

intense heat while

while she begs

with his oversized

as often as

but how much

I'll await your report soldier. ... ;)

if not completely

Douchebag indeed. Can't think of a better word. Additional Comments: "Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men for the nastiest of motives will somehow work for the benefit of all." -possibly attributed to Keynes but source unknown.