Meg O'Ryan

Please!!!! Get a cheap cell phone. Calling from a payphone is a recipe for disaster especially if you get caught in traffic. Calling when more than 15mins late is not acceptable!!

Thank you for that! Very entertaining!

Did you not realize that we are supposed to hide away in our castles like Repunzel? How dare you have a life Cleo!!! This is taking things a bit too far! :)

Beautiful Nicki, Congrats!!!!

You are a very important member of our community and I hope you continue with the informative posts!!!

My heart goes out to you sweetness! Remember the good times and that will help you heal!

Malika, I am sorry you had to deal with such an ignorant individual. While it is true, we are providing a fantasy; I doubt any of us are Academy Award worthy actors and some of our real qualities and personality traits are what make us interesting enough to visit. Be who you want to be Malika, don't ever loose your individuality; especially not because of one person's shortcomings!

Since posting this thread, have you received an apology Sara?

Etas and Rick...thanks for the clarifications! LOL

Why do we call it "a pair of panties". Who wears more than one? Why is it a pack of wolves but a pride of lions? Got distracted and lost my train of thought...please add your "hmmmm's"!

I am happy to be in the middle of so many wonderful men!

I think I would just fake ignorance..."Sorry, I guess I have a doppleganger; you have me confused with someone else!"

We are so very happy to have you back with us!

Very well done and I hope that you captivate us with more tales in the future!

So, I don't usually get very many pre-booked appts...at least not pre-booked months in advance. I can't really remember when this gent booked our date but I believe it was very early this year. I have really been anticipating our encounter and even prepared a few little surprises for our 3 hour visit. Sunday afternoon, I sent him a quick text to make sure we were still on for Monday at 1. I didn't hear back from him but wasn't really worried. Monday morning, I get everything ready, take a leisurely bath and curl my hair. Then, I get a funny feeling and go back to check my PM's. That is when I realize that our date is July 6th and not June 6th. Talk about a blond moment!!!! Poor guy did not have his phone with him and did not see my message until later on Monday. I am sure he must have freaked out a bit LOL.

Pretty sure you can wear what you like as long as it's presentable. Shorts and a nice golf shirt is good!

I can muster up a great redneck accent on cue! LOL

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Hence the LOL....I was being sarcastic! :)

Bahaha....I have a friend who just had a vasectomy and shaved himself cause he was embarrased. After the procedure, he was soo upset cause the person doing the shaving was a super cute young lady LMAO