Meg O'Ryan

To Cerb's newest goddess; congratulations beautiful!

Watching the baby bunny that I saved from the pool yesterday hop out of the cage I kept it in overnight. Poor little thing was barely breathing and shivering like mad when I wrapped it in a towel and placed it in the cage. The food and water I left was all gone when I got up this morning and the little cutie was eager to run!

When someone texts with questions, you direct them to your website (where everything is in black and white) and then they don't even send a thank you or no thank you.

You are a stron and wonderful person and I have no doubt that you will conquer this setback and walk away a healthy happy person!

To my favorite Cerbite....HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!

Dear Sophia, so wonderfully deserved! Keep em comin!

So sorry I missed this! Happy belated bday!

Realizing (after a bit of research) that my 11yr furnace was not the issue, the issue was the thermostat. I ran over to the Homedepot and purchased a programmable digital thermostat and installed it myself! Now, the selling feature was that it could be installed in 15 minutes; it took me an hour and 15 but I did it! Quite an accomplishment for someone who doesn't have enough of an attention span to read directions LOL. Yippee....nice and cool in here now! Any "Housewives of Orleans" (you know who you are) need a new thermostat? I am available LOL

Happy BDay!!!!

Just embrace the lyrics.... Carry on my wayward son, For there'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more

I may have missed this...sorry! If I did happy bday, if not then hope it was great!

What astounds me is that men find it odd that we love the ultimate cum shot. It is so erotic to know that I caused that explosion :)

A huge welcome! You have stumbled across the most wonderful site ever conceived for the upfront and positive interactions between escorts/MA's/MP's and hobbiests. This forum allows for discussion on all types of topics while maintaining the positivity necessary for a well balanced rendez-vous! We all look forward to hearing more from you!!!

Have a wonderful Birthday!!!

I have been away for a few days but today's pick for me is Penelope Davis http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=35208 I don't really know her but her online persona is so very sweet! Beautiful!!!

Show me the money shot! Lol

On my last car my plate was BHJE (best hand job ever) LMAO

keissy hennessey I mean, come on! Breathtakingly beautiful! Plus, she tweeted that she thinks I have sexy legs lol. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=28847

Happy Bday lovely lady!

Reveal more? How cryptic and yet so very intriguing! Only been scared of heights for about 10yrs. What was the catalyst? No idea just happened all of a sudden, with a panic attack at the forefront Clean freak bordering on obsessive. Again only within the last 10yrs Foot fetish although not in a sexual way...just like nice feet and nice shoes Love animals...every kind, shape, size. Rats, iguanas, fish, cats, dogs, birds, wallabies, anything living! Treasure my human relationships Love hockey and football but not much time for soccer or baseball My number one turn on is being ravaged and totally made to feel like I am the most desireable woman alive lol Ravaging and making "him or her" feel like they are the most desireable person alive. Zumba...my new passion. Girly mani pedi days with a sexy lady

Awhile ago there was a thread about random acts of kindness....can someone lead the way back?

So I was searching for a specific thread and came across this one. With so many new Cerbies, I thought it appropriate to bring this thread back into circulation as I find it facinating to get a quick snapshot of the various personalities that have embraced the Cerb family!

People who live in Ottawa find Kanata to Orleans a daunting journey. People from out of town, ie Toronto or Vancouver, see it as a short little jaunt!

There seems to be a new trend on the rise. A very unsafe new trend. Numerous ladies, including myself, have reported an increase in a request for BBFS. These requests are often accompagnied by offers of increased donations or promises of their youth and good looks. Please note that no reputable lady will have intercourse without a condom no matter the offer. It is degrading, dangerous and just plain stupid to be seeking unprotected sex with any stranger! Get yourself into a monogamous relationship if no condom is what you require to get off!

It's been two days since my first Zumba class and I can finally get up off of a chair with little pain LOL....next class in an 1 1/2hrs. I am excited to go but dreading tomorrow!