Auralie (retired)

The address, according to my internet research, is the same as TO/EB. Or beside them anyway...are they different? There is such a thing as a professional head, as in scalp, massage, which feels great but probably in a different way than you're thinking....

Hey- I haven't been to EB as a 'client' and only spent a short time there, but from what I know, they won't provide full service and you'll give money at the desk before, then tip the lady you see after. It's a clean, nice place with great tubs and nice ladies, no worries about getting beat up or robbed. Police don't go there often, but it's never certain (very unlikely, especially because EB stays on the legal side of things). You should phone first and ask about the foot fetish- there are different girls each shift, so some might satisfy it and some won't. The receptionist is nice and will provide answers to any questions if you call them. Maybe some of the guys who have visited can fill in any info I missed. Hope that helps!

If you're always a gentleman like yourself, Mr Green, no need to doubt yourself! Looks like phone manner training is desperately needed these days! I hate when people talk on their cell phones in the grocery store, I couldn't imagine answering one on a date. Seems like agency girls (In some agencies anyway) don't tend to rely on repeat customers.

Wow, I'm blushing as I write this. Partly because I'm flattered. Partly because the memory is making me a little hot ;) Thanks

Hahaha! Alexa, I laughed out loud to "captain-save-a-ho"! Guys like that certainly don't get their calls answered by me. The other guys that drive me nuts are the ones that act like secret agents. I know that there are certain secrecies and things we don't discuss (ie. our personal lives) but, similar to the pet-peeve of guys just lying there and not putting effort in, guys that don't put the effort into conversation can make the date almost painful. Oh, also coffee breath. I love coffee. I hate second-hand coffee.

I don't understand- why not provide your CERB handle? Sometimes I get phone calls that just say a phone number and nothing, or else "hi, it's *bob*, call me". I don't even know if they're calling for me, there's no way I'm going to return that message. I'm also not going to provide my address to some random guy that calls my phone. I know, of course, there's risks involved for you men, but it doesn't even come close to the risks that we SPs face so I think a little give and take is only fair.

Haha, oops, secret's out (just kidding) I think the sentence was missing a comma- should be "the best condom is the one you put on, Auralie" wow, I could start a new brand with a jingle like that, just read it out loud and you'll know what I mean. Thanks Alleycat.

I hate how the flavoured condoms are also coloured, it's just kind of freaky, you know? I guess freaky isn't always a bad thing.... Ok, now that I have the beginning of a shopping list, the ladies might be able to answer this better than the men- what's your favourite type of lube?

Hello everyone, When I started, just a few short months ago, the Winnipeg board was full of exciting discussion. It seems that hibernation has set in, so to spur more conversation, I will be starting "Auralie's Question of the Month" While, of course, anyone from any area can answer the questions, I'd like to hear from Winnipeggers specifically! Ok...are you ready? Here it is, January's Question of the Month: What is your favourite kind of condom? I, personally, have been purchasing the Lifestyles non-latex Skyn condoms because, well, I like them. And I am a sucker for advertising and thought the boxes looked nice. What about everyone else?

Amelia is unbanned now, and has a wonderful new blog, so it's probably best to let sleeping dogs lie.

If I know Amelia, I know that she will LOVE the references to Trotsky. Getting people who review prostitutes to discuss soviet history is certainly a proud achievement- sorry if that sounds like a judgement statement, it's really not. I do not judge. I only revel in irony.

I think this is a really interesting discussion. I know I've only been here a short time, but I know I and other women here are proud of our skills and don't expect to be excused for poor service just because of the nature of the industry. This work is not easy (although it can be rather enjoyable :) ) and certainly there are many victims in the industry, but many of the women on CERB do not fall into that category. I don't think poor upbringing, lack of education, whatever other reasons people might have, are not excuses for plain rudeness. Cell phone mannerlessness (ooh, talk about bad grammar, sorry) is my biggest pet peeve.

Amelia, Amelia, Amelia. You've got it all wrong. You must marry Trotsky, screw Lenin, and kill Stalin. Stalin will kill you the first chance he gets, so it's obvious that you must kill him first. And have you seen Lenin's eyebrow/facial hair combo? Irresistible. Also I would shag Quadaffi but kill Mugabe.

Although I've only been working for a short time, it has definitely increased my confidence. As a student I spend a lot of time at home in front of a computer, and go to the store in sweats and t-shirts, so getting dressed nicely and having the great men I've met compliment me and treat me like a queen is really wonderful. Sometimes I feel like I have a secret super power, so I'm just walking down the street and think "these people don't even know how sexy I am..." It's pretty thrilling.

I love putting on stockings and heels, they make a girl feel so sexy. Full pantyhose, like we had to wear when we wore dresses as kids, those were a chore. But stockings are great.

I've been using the Durex brand of the same thing- the non-latex polyisporine ones, called Bare. I enjoy them a lot, they don't have that rubbery feel with those occasionally annoying squeaky sounds (I think you all know what I mean) of latex. I can't say how they are for men, but I haven't heard any complaints ;)

Oh Amelia, I remember that time you visited Seattle- I was so jealous of your adventure! The best place (though maybe not the wildest, the wildest probably involved a rodeo, but I'll choose to forget those days) I've had sex was on the beach in Costa Rica at sunset. I know it sounds cheesy, but the sound of the waves and the feeling of the warm sand, it was incredible.

Hey Thanks again everyone for all the helpful tips and suggestions. I have another question for the ladies and the gentlemen, if I can get your opinions it will be very helpful. I've been advised by all of the women to get references for all of the men, however some men seem to be a little upset or surprised by this- is it common to ask for a reference? What do you ladies do when the man says he can't get one? Men, are you upset by the question? I'm all for inclusivity, but I also feel that safety is number one. What are everyone's thoughts on this?

Hey everyone, your help and advice has been great- I am very lucky to have caring friends and some classy men in my new city.