TracieGold

I have been in this Board with the ingenuity that everyone was nice to each other....I have met exceptional people; well mannered individuals, male and female, but I tell you all that EMMA is the greatest asset CERB has. Apart from all the sensual connotations that make her a favorite with the gentlemen, she is a super human being...a warm friend....a caring mother....a full of grace and compassion woman who DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE SLANDERED.... Whoever are the women spreading garbage about Emma and other persons in her entourage, let me tell you a little secret : you are digging your graves ....what goes around comes around....Little minds love to dissect people, obviously you belong in that class. Emma is so well loved....respected, and consulted by so many SP's and other persons in this board that it is unbelievable to me how petty you could be....may be you should get more business, get less bored and more constructive.... The destruction slander produces is like a boomerang.....it will hit you on its way back to your mouth!!! If anyone is leaving CERB, we know who those persons should be....right? Tracie Gold, a friend of Emma, ALWAYS!:-x

i will contact the MODs, I can not see the picture either.... hugs from ottawa!!!!!! Tracie

I see your point. You are trying to get your friend interested in life again. You are a great friend to him and someday you and him will chat about all this. At the moment the best help you can find for him is a doctor appointment to assess his depression and see if it is an organic or clinical depression, orif he is just disoriented about what turn to take in this life. Anyone of us will be happy to make him satisfied sexually and he may feel when that happens, but...........he is going to hate you and us for the deception. The worst thing you can do to someone is playing with his/her feelings. His condtion will only aggravate after knowing the truth of our presence in his life and he will get worst rather than better. Let a doctor assess his mind and diagnose him properly. There are wonderful groups for people suffering from mental imbalances, particularly in January, when everything is "blue" for most of us (S.affective disorder or SAD) I wish I had a friend like you are in the past when I was dealing with my own depression issues.....get a grip on him and make an appointment with a family doctor;be with him;show him he is not alone; chat and let him sleep if he needs; help him to pay his first order of medications and you will regain your friend.....you are a sweet man and God will repay your kindness.....take him t a doctor...when he is better give him Cerb.ca ist of wonderful ladies,,,,he will take care of the rest..... bless your hear darling!!!! Tracie:rolleyes:

what do Umean darling????speak English here please handsome!!!!! hugs to you all the way to where you are!!!! Tracie

I don't profess to be a connoisseur of fine asses, but in my humble opinion, this is the cutest ass you will ever see. HEY. Lighten up a bit! Not EVERYTHING I post in my threads is raunchy :butt:Tracie!!!!

Dear Loki 318 It missed it for me also,I am a Gemini, and I do not need to be asked twice....ha, ha, ha, and like LittleLady well said, a glass of booze can fix anything that the mind is not too ready for.....as you guys ussually say it..."a pillow can cover undesirable parts....and keep the show going" We are all sexy at CERB, aren't we? BRAVO for all of us!!!! T.:butt:

Cindy, a vanilla bean is a bean of vanilla...ha., ha.ha....that is from where the Vanilla liquid comes from..... How are you sexy? Tracie:rolleyes:

Aphrodisiacs by Zodiac Sign Eat your way to a spicier sex life By Judi Vitale Aaaaahhh -- is there anything better than sex? There isn't much we wouldn't do in order to bed down the lover of our dreams. We lie, we cheat, we wear hairpieces and shoot up Botox ... anything and everything we need to attract the lovers we desire. And in this day and age of social networking and match-up web sites, competition is stiffer than ever. So whether you're trying to heat things up with a new lover or you want to spend more time between the sheets with your long-term flame, how can you create the right atmosphere for mating? Turn your next meal for two into an opportunity to experience the effectiveness of sexually stimulating aphrodisiacs you can find on the shelves of your local food store. Aries (March 21 - April 19) Although Aries' fast and furious manner can be sexy, brevity can lead to bedroom frustrations. It's really important for Aries to slow down the process and avoid reaching an early climax. Similarly, the "sheep-woman" might have come and "gone" before her partner even gets warmed up. Fortunately, Aries will do anything on a dare, especially if it involves chowing down on hot pepper. Cayenne could be nature's way of dilating Aries' blood vessels long enough to keep the passion going a little longer. In much the same way, honey can be applied to Aries' palette to soothe symptoms of sterility and banish impotence. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Noble Taurus is sensuous and caring, but because it's hard to get this person moving, sex comes about more slowly than most partners might like. To get Taurus to budge past the point of staring longingly into your eyes, pull out something that plays on the Bull's strength and penchant for sexual symbolism. Sprinkle nutmeg, the spice of strength and love magic, on to a portion of carrots or mashed sweet potatoes, and watch trace amounts of MDMA turn Taurus into an unstoppable passion machine. Or, serve up some creamy, smooth avocado. This uniquely seeded fruit hangs in pairs as it grows on the vine, and is a rich visual reminder of Taurus' potential virility and sexuality. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Distractible Gemini might not be thinking about sex at all times, and this sign's inherent duality can often lead to indecisive behavior. Your Gemini partner can appear to turn on and off at the drop of a hat -- or a click of the TV remote. Use cardamom to even things out. This aromatic spice cools down the hot and warms up the cold, confusing the hell out of Gemini, but definitely bringing attention to getting down to the business of sex. If the exotic curry doesn't go down too well, try popping a vanilla bean into Gemini's coffee or champagne -- the scent of lust could incite this elusive lover to develop a hornier, healthier one-track mind. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) The mother of all signs can be the kind of person that really believes sex is just for creating children, or so it might seem. It isn't easy to ply Cancers with food, as it's hard to get them to give up control over the kitchen. Don't worry, there are many routes into this gastronome's heart, and at least one of them begins in Cancer's sweet tooth. Remembering that this sentimental soul has a soft spot for all things that evoke childhood days, take a trip to your local penny candy dealer. Black licorice will wake up Cancer's sexuality by acting on the adrenals and bringing those hormone levels up to a point that will turn on Cancer's trance-like dance of orgasmic passion. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Most people want to know what will turn Leo off, but if you're in a long-term relationship with this proud individual, there will be times when you'll need to bring back that old spark. Attracted to all things that remind them of the brilliant Sun that rules their sign, Leo people will become sexually aroused when fed yellow foods. Saffron, that flowery flavor found in Spanish paella and Italian risotto, can improve the feminine sex drive. Bananas, meanwhile, will bring most Leo men's members to attention, and remind them of the importance of performing up to the standards of virility that the Leo legend is based upon. Snag the Date of Your Dreams Seduction Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Shy and retiring Virgo people can be pretty sexy, but not before they go through rituals that might make you think they're breaking a monk's or nun's vow. Surprisingly well-versed in technique and proficient in positions from missionary to the dirty Sanchez, Virgo can come alive rather quickly -- and often challenge partners to keep up with a vast store of sexual knowledge. Are you ready to be schooled? Feed your Virgo chocolate. One of the most obvious of the aphrodisiacs, cocoa lowers inhibitions and increases Virgo's desire to touch and be touched. Even if you fail to make that first orgasm completely perfect, Virgo will always encourage you to keep practicing. Libra (September 23 - October 22) Librans are all about the romance, and most will already bring along sexy lingerie, candlelight and flowers, whether real or virtual, to every date. Yet, this sign's indecisive nature can interfere with the business of getting to the good stuff of rubbing up against you. Libra often will need to be "warmed up" and enticed to stray from all else that looks beautiful, sounds harmonious or smells nice. Start by feeding your little darling garlic, which is definitely something that's better when shared together. When paired with ginger, this domineering aromatic flavor will break down Libra's aesthetically correct barriers and activate this sign's more libidinous impulses. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) That jazzy, rhythmic "come to me baby" music that instantly inspires the old bump 'n' grind is totally Scorpio's theme song. Most don't need much more than a glance in their direction as a cue to start acting out the sexual scenarios that run through their heads. In the rare event you come across a less pornographically-inclined Scorpio, it won't take much to change things. Wake up the bottom half of the body by introducing truffles or Portobello mushrooms to the top half. Scorpio is likely to drop eating utensils mid-meal, throw you on the table and demonstrate transformative acts of sex usually reserved for verboten corners of the World Wide Web. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) This not-so-subtle individual can be totally clueless when it comes to getting the hint, so don't be stingy whilst exercising the art of culinary sexual suggestion. A tray of oysters, arranged in a circle that's seemingly pleading to be penetrated, will get most Sagittarius men aroused enough to prove they don't need aphrodisiacs for anything. In the case of the female Centaur, her adventurous nature will easily extend to matters of sexuality, but you have to get her to stop talking about her latest trip to Trinidad and Tobago first. Ample servings of asparagus spears, pointedly suggesting your desire to open up the appropriate orifices, should do the trick. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) To this closeted-but-raunchy person, the mere suggestion that aphrodisiacs would be needed to initiate the sex act is laughable. If you want to impress the irrepressible Goat, you've got to be resourceful. Don't even try hiding your intention to lubricate the libido with food. Creating a challenge will get Capricorn's respect and cooperation much more quickly. This is the person for whom dancing with death equates with sexual arousal, because both things ask Capricorn to merge the need for individual achievement into the infinite sense of belonging. Rather than messing with marjoram or hot mustard, dare Capricorn to prove imperviousness and ingest the non-poisonous parts of the infamous Japanese puffer fish. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Every Aquarius lives in his or her head, where the world of love and sex is merely an arena for conquests by the "cool." It's never easy to get Aquarians to do what you want them to do -- it takes a lot to even get them close enough for a wet and sloppy kiss. Here's where some sexy foods can help you out. Cook with ginseng to increase the desire for physical contact of the up close and personal kind. Or, ply the Aquarian female with almond-flavored treats that are famous for softening the feminine resistance to sexual intrusion and raising carnal desire to a level beyond what you might call "Cold Fish." Snag the Date of Your Dreams Seduction Pisces (February 19 - March 20) This is the sign that will instantly fall under the spell of most mind-altering substances, so it isn't too tough to get them swimming in more intimate directions. Alcohol, the never-fail elixir when it comes to lowering human inhibitions, is the easiest way to get Pisces to remember how good it can feel to live in the body long enough to have sex. A little liquid courage can also increase confidence, so Pisces won't be worrying about whether he or she is "good enough" to mate with you at any given time. Once the juices start to flow, you'll certainly thank the genius who first fermented the fruit of the vine.

Thanks MOD and all of you who answered to my thread....I thought the MOD could open a P.O.box or something and we could send checks or money orders there. I trust the MOD's after seeing his equanimity in all the comments and threads. I respect the MOD's and thought this was a viable possibility. Iam sorry it is not at the moment. CERB is formed by "Persons" and these persons are WODERFULL...this,to me,was an opportunity to show many out there that we have the power to feel not only the desires of the flesh but also that we have souls and we empathize with other human beings. SP's, MS's, clients and all who form a part of CERB are not made of any other substance who differs from the rest....we are may be even better!!! Then, I guess we all will contribute to Red Cross or any other reputable organization! Thanks for reading... Tracie:wink:

Ladies and Gentlemen I was working in Mexico City when the Earthquake hit the city (no, I am not from Mexico, I was working at the Autonoma University in the DF) I went through hell, looking for co-workers and friends and I can tell you that it is an unimaginable disaster.... This earthquake in Haiti has been worst because Haiti is the poorest country in there is.... I ask you (all of you) if the MOD's agree, to send 10 dollars to the MOD's for them to send our contribution to this terrible tragedy.... In my own "space" I will send 50 dollars to the MOD (Need an address MOD's) for every client I get Out calls or In-calls..... PLEASE DO NOT STOP BEING WONDERFUL HUMAN BEINGS...... Mod's Ineed your answer to this..... Thanks so very much to every one!!!!!!!!! Tracie Gold:idea:

Skid, you got a great idea......my ex may need one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha, ha, ha

http://money.aol.ca/article/roxxxy-the-sex-robot-focuses-on-meaningful-conversation-instead-of-lifelike-movement/767667/ Why a female sex robot and not a male one for us girls????????? Why ???????????????? :butt:Tracie.....

Emma??????????????????????? Your boobs are gorgeous...sit them on the table...no problem...all the guys here love them sitting or standing....right guys?:ablow:

Great Hornee...I am almost sure they will sell it together with balls! Hugs Tracie

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimedMexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Tiger Woods was right when he said your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.:butt:

I am sure many of us will travel....just get the guys to participate in this amazing place called CERB!!!!!! look forward to visit all of you!!!!! Tracie

Thanks PJ....would you like me if I turn to overeating and bend my elbow too often???? how far large becomes fat????? I will work on it....you keep trying to be healthy too.... Hugs

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/01/08/airport-security-is-israel-the-answer/?icid=main|main|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicsdaily.com%2F2010%2F01%2F08%2Fairport-security-is-israel-the-answer%2F Is this a good idea? Where will we hide our "toys" in a situation like this? Let us know!!! Have a great weekend...all of you! T.:sm185:

Oh Spikie.......let's miss the flight......we get a day at the airport Together!!!!!!!! WOW...that is for a New Experience Eh????? Pack light darling.....

I am curious..... Every year I try to quit smoking....my only sin, he....he..he Every year I fail..... Right now I am trying as hard as I can....but I am not sure if I can hold it.... any suggestions???????????/ What about your resolutions? Are you keeping up with them? Tell me..I love to hear from you Tracie:rolleyes:

Emma and Spike in the same scan.......spike? how you feel about that darling?

Read it here: http://www.gadling.com/2009/05/15/helo-pilot-grounded-because-of-in-flight-porn-star-tryst/ :mrgreen:

This is a disgusting post.... it is something like if I ask "how do u like your penises" It is insulting and I can not even comment o it......... Tracie (keep watching you penis status.....and when it is charged enough.....use your hand!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with Mod and the guys, something may have happened...just do not get yourself all wrapped up in the idea that you were "neglected" or "discarded" or whatever....to the best people things happen that they do not expect to! All the best Tracie;)

Gross! Pistol Pete expressed it perfectly: the phone numbers of the gentlemen (let's call them "clients" for this purpose) should be discarded after an appointment takes place. If the client wants to meet the SP/MP or whoever, again, HE WILL MAKE THE CALL, not the other way around. Does anyone here receive calls from, let's say the painter?? wanting to go paint your living room today??? or does the accountant call you to schedule an appointment to see your registry books for no reason? I really think and feel this is an issue of "bad association" (sorry for the frankness). Most of the SP's /MP's at CERB wont even think of doing that. Privacy goes both ways, however, we know that our "clients" are mostly attached with a SO, and even if a real friendship develops between Service Provider and Client, everybody should know his/her place. If an SO picks up the phone and reads a text like Steve mentioned...WOW... "castration" may be just a small part of the tragedy that could unfold. If a client asks to be called....we call....and in that case they will provide a number that is convenient to them and a time for that call to be placed. Regarding "blocked numbers"....I have my 2 cents to say: Bad,bad, bad. We do not pick up calls from Blocked Numbers. It is distasteful of the caller. It is "hiding" behind the phone....why? Because the other person may investigate you? or perhaps do what the SP of Steve did? well....more reason to assert that this was a case of bad-association. I suggest to check with the other gentlemen in the forum about the SP/MP you would like to meet; get a good reference and you wont have to go through undesirable situations.... We want you all in one piece, I mean...unless you want to be the next eunuch at a sophisticated harem !!!!:bowdown: