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I'm thinking that Chevy has given an explanation and has apologised so we should now give him a chance to redeem himself. Isn't that what cerb is about?? Let's not get into a feeding frenzy. Yours in moderation

I guess I'm not surprised that someone may mistake this ad for Emily. But Emily is very discreet, and I believe she usually makes her announcements re visits on cerb. She may also do so on es**** C*****. No matter, the real Emily is a gem. So, don't be fooled.

I'm with November on the warmed milk. At school in Scotland they insisted on the milk being warmed on the rads - barffville. Now, I love haggis, which is essentially a sausage with oatmeal, entrails etc. And I love the organ meats - liver, kidneys, tripe. Since I left Scotland I have not been able to stand deep fried food in batter, not even a deep fried Mars Bar!!! The grease makes me choke. It also explains why Glasgow is the heart attack city of Europe. I struggle with black olives. Maybe I should try them deep fried in batter!! lol

the ladies on cerb are delightful there posts are very insightful without them all I wouldn't have the balls to stick it in very tight full

I hope I die with a hard on - then rigor mortis sets in. I'd have to have a covered coffin or wear a sporran in it.

the posts that point out grammar and typo mistakes seem to me to kind of petty. end of srtoty (deliberate)

A thoughtful, considered thread TG, as usual. At its core is what hobbyist and SP are very much concerned about - safety, security and discretion; and respect. I would venture to say that in the vast majority of cases the issue of safety is legitimately more of a concern for the SP. From what I read on cerb, part of the "joy" of "hobbying" is meeting new SPs. The hobbyists play the field, they take the initiative in contacting a SP. Which means that SPs are often being contacted by clients who are completely unknown to them. As I understand it SPs do not contact clients with a view to arranging an appointment unless it is an SP who visits from out of town and lets clients she has met know of the dates she will be in town. I think this makes the SP more vulnerable and rightly more concerned about safety issues. Some of the gents may say that they are at risk as well when they contact a SP unknown to them but my guess is that they do not face the same degree of risk that the ladies do. Hopefully, most people on both sides of this hobby will appreciate the need for references and will respond appropriately. It is to everyone's benefit.

Auralie - you are way too young to know that in days of yore the sexual act that they dare not show on screen was conveyed to audiences by a squeaking bed. As a teenager, I longed to experience the "squeaking bed". Futon vs. bed? I have found both very comfortable for all kinds of activities. The main difference to me is the height off the floor. If the activity gets to be of the Olympian gymnastic variety then the futon is lower to the floor in the event of an less than perfect landing. Mind you, I always have my sporran to protect me.!!

You've come a long way you pig fuckers - time to get out of the closet - here's a "news" item from way back: DID HE OR DIDN'T HE?....This story may or may not be true, but legend has it that during one of Lyndon Johnson's congressional campaigns he decided to spread a rumor that his opponent was a pig-fucker. LBJ's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn't do that!" Johnson replied, "I know. I just want to make him deny it." My personal recollection is that the above story came from the gonzo journalist but Hunter S Thomson. But, I could be wrong. Monkeys are seldom wrong mind you. I'm just glad I'm a monkey.

For me it's the chemistry. I'm no Einstein but - x + o + personality = good sex. You can add Chet Atkins singing "My Funny Valentine" to get better sex, for some at least. But remember that Chet Atkins said "you can never go home" so that will be the best sex you will have with that partner. But if the functions are squared then the answer is outstanding sex. Me. I'm a square since way back.

I suppose it depends on what you want energy drinks for. I used to run a lot - many 10ks, a number of half marathons and 3 marathons and I think the so called "energy" drinks are commercially hyped crap, and potentially dangerous. I've coached soccer for 20 years and I don't like the kids I coach drinking these drinks. Water is sufficient. The problem is that the advertising for energy drinks is directed to young kids who play sports and, very simply, that ain't good. If you want to drink something other than alcohol that gives you a kick, that's fine, just don't give the message to young athletes that they should drink that stuff.

Emma: purrrrr My sporran's hanging low

Emma - you're a horse and I'm a monkey and I understand that the 2 are good for a passionate affair but not good lifelong companions. And I'm no good with money either - so perhaps its just as well that we have to settle for a passionate affair. When's it going to start mo graidh??? haha

Holey moley - I'm going to have to get back into my Tai Chi before you arrive in Halifax. Gotta get flexible.

Me. I'm a monkey. I'm scratching my head right now - from the back. But I'm not doing any of those rude things that monkeys do in public!!! lol Hey! I should sit in front of my keyboard for however long it takes and rewrite Shakespeare.

It's been so long since I had a SO I can't remember!! lol Actually I do recall that she would occasionally point out a woman who she thought was particularly gorgeous. And I would be embarrassed! No more embarrassment for me. But I sure wouldn't stare at someone.

This a couple of days late. Johnny Cash would have been 78 last Friday, February 26th. I wore black to work that day. In the context of intimate relationships, you really do have to listen to his cover of the classic love song "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face." Regrettably I don't have the techno know-how to post it directly, so you will have to youtube it. I'll be interested in everyone's responses - ladies and gents. My response is to get out the kleenex!! I'm a kind of romantic guy.

Warning - this is a rant. I agree with so many of the posts. But, seeing as how I ride a bike year round my major peeves are to do with car drivers who potentially put me in harms way. One example only - I'm riding in the inside lane of a two lane street. There are parked cars to my right and there is traffic (buses, trucks etc) in the lane to my left. Some "person" walks out maybe 50 yards in front of me to their car and to open the door. I make eye contact and think everything's OK and then, when I'm about 10 yards away the stupid f***er opens the car door. This happens mostly at a Private School which is on the street I travel to get to work. I am a very careful rider - constantly checking over both shoulders and I obey the traffic rules. I've been "doored" and I've been "clipped". I weigh about 150 lbs. I'm no match for the behemoths that people feel they need to drive - big car, small dick. Get with the programme folks. I have a very small carbon footprint. How's about you? Told you it was a rant. Regrettably, I have to ride my bike on the basis that every car driver may kill me on account of

This topic brings to mind fantasy situations. As a general rule panties are another item of clothing to be slowly removed, in whatever way you wish them to be removed, to reveal that most intimate of body parts. It is an arousing step in the foreplay. Fantasywise I like to imagine driving a SP to a location for a date. And then it would be extremely sexy if she was wearing that summer dress with no panties, particularly if you stopped off and had a coffee together en route.

This is a good post. It discusses the sometimes fragile ego of many men in the field of sexual encounters and puts it squarely in the context of the client - SP relationship. I don't doubt for a minute that every man would love to be able to reduce his partner to a quivering mass of ecstatic jello. So we may need a reality check from time to time. I agree completely that it is making a connection through the brain that brings the most pleasure and satisfaction. The physical sexual activity enhances that connection, particularly when it includes basic simple demonstrations of intimacy and affection such as kissing and embracing and lying in someone's arms while talking. And so, of course, it ultimately depends on who you are with on the occasion of any such encounter. Which is why, I guess, we have the acronym YMMV. A very wise and insightful SP cautioned me not to look for "the impossible partner". That is the best advice I have ever had.

I like Gianna Michaels - she always looks she's having soooo much fun. But most of all it's her laugh - what a turn on that is! Someone also mentioned FTV girls - which is fun too

What a delicious spread Cato - thanks for your efforts - a labour of love. My favourite of Emily in Toronto is # 1 of 3 from her Perfect in Plaid album!! Maybe this Group should adopt "Ruby My Dear" by "Melodious Plunk" as its musical theme??

I doubt I have enough spare change in my sporran for this purchase unless I can manage a leveraged loan. And, as I recall, the efficiency of a lever depends on its length. So no chance there either. Mind you, if I was the owner there would be no chance of it going "tits up". Can businesses go "nipples up"?

Angela of Ottawa's admonition decided me to enter the cerb games. I'm going for figure skating - specifically a spin with the woman in camel position and the man in a sit position. It will make me feel like a young blade again.

Uneven collarbones? So that's why I can't play the clavichord.