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  1. I'm all for the vino as a way to get to know each other. Now, vanilla?? So Kate, do you mean that if I smeared you with vanilla ice cream you would be hot for me??? Even if it's cold. And, if that works, how's about French Vanilla ice cream. And, if we could get together, I wouldn't mind if you smeared me with vanilla ice cream. But, as far as the French is concerned, I prefer deep French kissing.
  2. TG - I'm a virgo, and I'm wondering how you know you (and your partner) reach the perfect orgasm>> Seems to me like you have to keep trying again and again to make sure. Which sounds like a good long term plan to me. lol btw - I read that virgos and geminis are generally incompatible for long term relationships but short term can be fantastic!!! ??? I don't believe astrology when it doesn't work for me. Take care TG
  3. I'd welcome some observations on what I said about the small cerb SP community in Atlantic Canada. ???
  4. WIT This is, as designated, a "quick" reply. Jeeezus your contribution is too much for my degraded attention span. But, give me some time and I will have a preposterous riposte. I was tempted to reproduce my Rolling Stones anthem to Miss Amelia; but it's too good a post-classical, post-modern, even post rock and roll as we know it, opus for this post. lol. In the meantime, as an early example of SP advertising, how's about Chaucer. If my memory serves me correctly it goes like this: "Dark was the night, as black as coal And at the window out, she stuck her hole" It's amazing what you remember from Grade 11 English.
  5. forgot to mention in my last post - thank god the adorable Emily, when she comes to Halifax, has a location on my side of the roundabout. Otherwise I might have to resort to desperate measures - like CL!! lol If I was to win the lottery I would book Emily for the whole of her time in NS and take her on a tour of the province and scandalise the local small town bed and breakfast owners. I might not have a job afterwards but it would be worth it! lol
  6. Steve: I'm betting that when you started this post you didn't expect to have a discussion about traffic circles - unless it was a bunch of hobbyists circling the location of our favourite ladies!! lol But, talking about traffic circles - and seeing as how I get around on a bike - the Armbrae "roundabout" completely freaks me out - as does Quinpool Road. Drivers on Quinpool seem to think they're in the Indy 500 and don't give you an inch if you're on a bike. Well, actually, the problem is that they give you only an inch - no more. So, I've taken to riding down the bottom part of Quinpool on the sidewalk - I'd rather get a ticket than risk a full body cast. So, this is partly a plea for some consideration for cyclists in Halifax. And, and this is a big AND (and fits well into cerb) Emma lives on the other side of the roundabout from me. The fact that I have to ride up a long steep hill to visit does not deter me - the roundabout has given me second thoughts from time to time! Bless you Emma if you read this - I plan to get in touch once you're back in town. As far as reviews of the local cerb ladies (and they are most certainly ladies in every sense of the word) are concerned I suspect that the lack can be attributed to the fact that it is a fairly small community and although I could rave on (and have done) about the fantastic cerb ladies I have been fortunate to meet I find it difficult to find new public expressions of appreciation. I don't pretend to be "right", but this is a forum for discussion and debate and no-one is necessarily "right". Maybe my comments will provoke more debate. And so, thanks Steve for your initiative in bringing this to the board.
  7. Hi there soleil: I'm not an accountant but believe I'm a good judge of figures and I'm a quick learner. I've studied your figure and, quite frankly, there's nothing I would change. Which makes me an honest accountant as far as figures are concerned. Sooo ....
  8. daddio

    do you need a valet - to clean your place, to polish your shoes, to wash your lingerie? I'll move from Halifax. I have a "bad" back which needs regular attention and I can't imagine anyone better to take care of it.
  9. Stay Calm Be Brave Wait for the Signs the late great, and much missed "Dead Dog Cafe'
  10. that was a very thoughtful and considerate post TG - you are to be commended for taking the initiative in bringing the idea to everyone's attention. It obviously says something about the kind of person you are.
  11. It was a very interesting interview WIT - it resonated, as they say. I think that documentary put the ladies in a very positive light. The gents? Well, one word used was "shallow." I suppose that we (or some of us) may become a bit delusional about the nature of the "relationship" we believe we may have established with a SP; but I think for the most part we recognise that we indulge in a fantasy. Witness all the threads on this topic. As I write this the replay of the show is playing. It's not an easy subject. The unexamined life etc.
  12. Professor Buggernot - brilliant! You must have a Master's Degree in Graphic Grammar. Did you have a hand in writing "Eats, shoots, and leaves" ??? lol. Supposedly, one of the origins of that phrase is that it describes a visit to what might be called a "bawdy house". Which makes it particularly appropriate for cerb.
  13. this thread reminds me of the old joke and, seeing as how I'm so mature, it may be new to some - Q. Do you smoke after intercourse? A. I don't know, I've never looked. Ouch - groan Couldn't resist.
  14. Spike - you look like a young pup!! And I'll bet you still sniff around.
  15. TG - I used to play soccer, I still coach. And for as long as I can remember I've made my teams streeetch before and after games. But I never did it myself - even when I did a lot of running, apart from soccer. Now I have a serious lower back problem that affects my lower legs and feet. I can't play any more but I still coach. You would think that I would have been smart enough to start stretching long before now, but no. So, my resolution is to streeetch every day, and also to use a "balance board" every day. It's January 8 and I'm good with the stretching but I'm behind with the balance board. I think it's because I spend too much time sitting at my computer "hobbying" lol. If you ever come to the east coast let me know in advance and we will see how far you can stretch my most important muscle. lol
  16. OMG - I think I'm off the scale - but not quite yet a dead man walking (or doing other more pleasurable physical activities) Two or three years ago I was with a teenaged boys team I coached at a kind of science centre place that had a couple of "machines" - one that apparently measured your flexibility and the other your reflexes. Very surprisingly, I did better than most of the boys on flexibility (may have had something to do with the fact that they had played a few games and were still tight). My reflexes were so slow I didn't register. I became known as "dead man stretching".
  17. well said SC I consider myself still a newbie and you have spelled out so very well so many thoughts that I am still fully forming. Over the past few months I have learned, and begun to understand, and begun to APPRECIATE, the many details that make up the time and effort for the ladies to be ready to provide us with so much pleasure. "Appreciation is not respect ..." - not sure exactly what you mean by that. I think it is difficult to fully appreciate without respect. Maybe I'm splitting hairs there - but as I say, I'm still processing all the learning I've gained. Old dog y'know. lol Anyway, thanks for this thread, or is it a post??? Old dog .....
  18. Good reco Steve I saw sierra last summer "in" and had forgotten about her dog. I love dogs and haven't had one in years. It's a real nice dog and I'm not surprised she takes it on her travels. It's a great conversation piece to get thinbs started.
  19. "Win- win situation" The guy's a loser, not a winner. If he DOES have an 8 inch package, he has a pea sized brain, at best.
  20. Some of us come into this world of SPs and hobbyists from very different backgrounds and upbringings. I think I was pretty naive when I became involved and it has been very educational for me, as well as shocking, to learn rude and disrespectful people can be. And it is invaluable for me to have all the feedback from the ladies on cerb. When I retire I'm going to embark on a cross-country trip and visit all the SPs whose contributions to cerb I have enjoyed so much!!
  21. A nice, thoughtful, considerate post Annessa. I'm pretty new to this and I was flattered when Emily in Toronto "friended" me - after the 2nd time we'd met. You have to get to know someone, at least a little, to be friends.
  22. A nice, thoughtful, considerate post Annessa. I'm pretty new to this and I was flattered when Emily in Toronto "friended" me - after the 2nd time we'd met. You have to get to know someone, at least a little, to be friends.
  23. Seeing as how the last few embers of 2009 are dying out, and seeing as how Miss Amelia was suspended from cerb not long after I joined, I am compelled to add a post. It is not possible for me to be objective about Miss Amelia. I have a sense that even for those who have never been in her company they have an appreciation for the wit and the intelligent outspoken criticism in her posts. "Criticism" is not quite the word I want but, as so often, words tend to fail me when it comes to Miss Amelia. This is in no way to be disrespectful to all the other SPs, most of whom I have never met, but, from my personal experience, Miss Amelia is the Pulitzer Prize Winner, in mind and body both. It is the combination of mind and body that makes me need to sometimes lay me down and bleed a while. As you can tell, I wear my HEART on my sleeve, unashamedly, as far as she is concerned. Which might bring to mind other posts about engagement with SPs. So it goes. I speak from a
  24. I have done the shaving and the trim "down there" and I've had some "close shaves" when an SP specifically requests it. Now, I'm wondering if many SPs provide shaving as part of their service. Yes, I know, I should ask when I make an appointment, but I'm curious as to how widespread this practice might be. And, I'm not sure I want someone practising on me for the first time. lol Or, should I have started another thread? Talking about threads; I sew buttons on my shirts and have occasionally sewn up the cuffs of my pants etc. But, darn it, I sometimes get stitches from laughing so much when I'm trying to thread my needle.
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