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Wireless solutions will allow you to do this too - such as Dell's Push2TV. More expensive yes, but I find the wire-free mobility of the laptop much added-value to this idea. Then I added a wi-fi Seagate hard drive with 300 movies on it et voila! Endlessly streaming procrastination, err, I mean, entertainment ;)

Long may your big jib draw Penelope & son! As a parent of a 5 year old, I can say the one thing that holds true most when having a child is: Time flies! Enjoy every precious second of it!

I encourage everyone to stop by anytime/all the time to take a peek behind the vale! :milleunenuit: It's the quickest and easiest way to see the biggest sex organs around :D ...but of course, YCMMV! ;)

Personally, from my experience, I don't believe such incidents are so much a 'human race' thing as it is a 'cultural' thing. Canadians (and others) have a comparable # of guns, but yet don't act in such selfish and greedy murderous ways. Greed is a common practice in America. (ex: 9 out of 10 surveyed high school students in USA believe bribery is just how business is done in America, as they say their parents lead by example to act this way.) Once again - Greed breeds mean deeds. As a parent of a younger child, I cannot hold back tears to the fact there are so many selfish greedy people in the World whom only care about themselves and not the community they are part of. This is not just a gun issue, as there are many (MANY) greedy people in Canada too. Shameful choice of life to live. Apathetic conformity to wrong-doing has never made the World a better place. Not holding greedy people accountable, whether in big or small ways, is cowardly (and greedy in itself). Parasites on society are degrading humanity. Shame on ALL self-centered people. Shame. :( Kudos to ALL those with true community spirit. :) RIP beloved ones. Bless all of you.

IMHO: It's the little things in life which is glue that binds! ...like butterfly kisses and sexy super-heroes ;)

It will Rock, and it will be, now say it with me peeps: Legen-darrrr-yyyyy! ;)

Dost thy swallow upon deep in thy throat as well? Tis a penchant of mine, which I regularly look for in scheduling good times with oral angels - as I am sure others of this persuasion do too. :D (Side note: This thread is worth a king's ransom! :icon_twisted: Thanks lovely, lovely ladies!!) PS: Sorry OP, not trying to hijack the thread, but only cumplement it. :bigclap:

www.SweetEmilyJ.com - Hubba Hubba!! With some ado - kudos and congrats to Emily J on her fine, Fine! ;) ...online ass-sets! (...as much as offline too! :D ) Great Site - Super Sexy - Bright-n-Clean - Informative - Witty - Funny - Titillating & SCHWING!! IMO - Very captivating to her allure in real life, and the experience she provides. Seems to have been met with great response from guys-n-gals alike! :) (...with hints to look forward to a cam too?? :sex_porn: (hehe)) Makes hobbying super-easy and taught me much about how to treat a lady! Great read! I highly recommend it; :bowdown:...and enjoy all Websites the ladies have here - technology makes me horny! :dncdick: (Oh YEAH!!) Thanks! Keep It-uP Ladies!! ;)

I've got a Fever! ...and the only prescription is... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/719364/ MORE COWBELL!! ;) Gold-platted diamonds baa-bee!!

WOW - this is a real eye-opener for me on how a SP may operate :S Yet you have perplexed me... IMHO - One lady's price changes has nothing to do with the quality of another lady: Are you saying ladies should band together to fix prices in the industry just for the benefit of some other ladies whom may otherwise not be of the same quality or level of service and for which could not otherwise fetch the same prices in the marketplace on the own? - but just because?? ...only to have some SPs gain more $$$ from hobbyist whom otherwise get no more benefit from your time and services other than being cornered into artificially inflated prices beyond any normal free market level of supply and demand? (This is called Price Gouging - No??) Are you declaring this is the common practice which all SPs are to follow? What will you do if she (or others) doesn't keep up her prices as per your demands? What do you do when a SP actually does lower their price, as it seems to happen daily? (Example: Many ladies whom tour offer city-specific pricing (presumable based on each city being a different market with different supplies and demands for SPs).) Why not just 1 price for all cities? How can 1 price cover all the uniqueness and variations in quality (a subjective trait) each lady has when working independently in any open marketplace?? What does Winnipeg SP Market Prices have to do with Ottawa SP Market Prices? Is there a correlation? Just because one lady lowers a price doesn't mean another has to, nor in the opposite way either - No? What makes you feel this way about yourself, and others? Does the quality of your company change when other ladies change their prices Summer? Add or subtract services? Add or subtract intimacy? (...or what have you.) I ask this for clarity in your public comments, as as a 'hobby-conomist' (TM pending!) - I geek-out on studying these types of behaviours when learning about how SPs and the hobby works. Thanks in advance for your education! PS: I recommend everyone read Freakonomics - the Prostitution Chapter is awesome! PPS: I actually have a degree in Economics, worked in the international financial industry, have been an independent entrepreneur for decades studying micro- and macro- economics as related to human psychology - it's how the world works! PPPS: Personally, like myself, anyone can set any price they want - if I really want something in life, for me, price is irrelevant. I will fairly pay whatever. Just so interesting to understand how others think. (One more) PPPPS: Think about it - Why does CERB even exist? ..and have a B&S Section? Quality rules! (but not all 'actors' in the marketplace are ethical - whether in this industry or otherwise. As a buyer, I beware - Safety is Cool!! (and super-sexy ;) )

Dis-ingenuous advertisers whom are by choice unwilling, and thus by extension, unable to substantiate or clarify their advertised claims when saying one thing in their ads before admitting otherwise they don't actually do what their ads say - yet continues to claim (through willfully ignoring facts; espousing baseless assertions; ignoring questions; blaming others for their failures) their opinion is fact and applies to all people in their industry irregardless of the real proven facts which already exist about advertising standards previously created by other true professional people when advertising specifics in their industry; while also not having the support of the industry as a whole when attempting to speak for the World they work in. Lame. Moreso sad than a pet peeve are also people whom suck up to proven failed advertisers to try and gain something from providing empty emotional platitudes to logical failure. Sad to see the sell-out continue, but c'est la vie - actions speak louder than words! ...and tags! I hate tags on lingerie - Makes me think: Since when did Angels shop at La Vie en Rose or La Senza and not in Heaven?? :S haha

I believe the OP posting their Question in the first place clearly answers that, along with some of the opinions given here indifferent of the facts (and indifferent to responding to the valid points in my 1st post), and the fact any MA would feel the need to use a long-standing and commonly known industry-wide Internet-filled Escort term to 'differentiate' themselves. In other words: No - it is Not. This appears all 'new' to MAs. Evidently, Erin. Personally, I find black and white lines much more flattering in my advertising :) Thus the very common use of the term GFE specifically by SPs to define said different 'tyoe of service'. This is clear. What's now not clear is why MAs would feel the need to use a long-standing Escorting Naming Standard originated by Escorts in the Escort Business which has always defined a type of Escorting Service - to try and describe their non-Escorting type of Services as, of course, MAs are not SPs, but rather MAs - and don't want the 2 to be confused? ...while obviously creating this 'grey' area (As Sensual Erin commented on above) which never existed before and seems to want to be perpetuated to whatever end... Exactly, and when a lady does GFE she is a SP as per the services of which a GFE has always been defined as for which SPs thought up of and created the term GFE for in to be different from MAs in the first place - and if one offers masseuse services - then she is a MA. (As PassionVitto commented on above.) Therefore, imho, otherwise, unnecessary market confusion is created by some MAs (or anyone else for that matter) - in otherwise mis-using said Escort terminology. ...and blanketly including all MAs into this 'new change' and 'grey zone' which has now confused the market, possibly disrupting business as usual? Should? Then are all 'non-GFE massages' (if I may create that term (TM pending :P )) - interpreted as always being a mechanical encounter within a non-sensual setting by all other MAs? Such as with yourself not advertising a GFE massage? ...and the other MAs you work with? If that was the case - then I am left to wonder why CERB did not create a commercial spa and paid ads forum rather than the separate SP and MA forums which now exist? Yes - agree 100%! We need clarity of current market confusion created by the MA 'grey zone' in using Escorting terminology in advertising before other MAs inadvertently fall into this. [CERB Rocks!] If I may ask - where did you 1st see the Escorting term GFE used for the MA business? Here on CERB? ...and do All of your ladies whom advertise 'GFE Massage' kiss and hug and all those whom don't advertise 'GFE massage' don't kiss and hug? Sounds like you describing a 'GF Massage' (see my previous post) - not a GFE (Escort) Massage - which has already been defined by Escorts for Escorting so as not too cause market confusion - such as this. Thanks in Advance Angie for your clarification about GFE Massage Services and your MAs :) I'm waiting to understand how all this works before I see any MAs. Where have you seen this before - got a link? What you describe above seems par for the course with all the SPs I have ever seen. This is not common for MAs? (Sidebar - If I may ask: What do you mean by 'not necessarily' - it's 'possible' with you/other MAs ?) Yes. Yes I can, and Yes I have! Simple philosophy in life I carry (since nearly dying various times) - always make love like its my last time. That is: Passionately ;) I expect someone with a sexy nick like yours to appreciate this :) Correct me if I am wrong... Part of the business is perpetual clarification (and minimization?) of said misunderstandings, and prevention and remediation of any 'grey zones' created therein - especially when and where known to happen? (...for the better of the industry as a hole - rather than the now opposite effect it appears to be having?) Easily: With clear advertising toward the respective targeted markets, which, albeit can be crossed - doesn't necessarily mean everyone is. I would assume both SPs and MAs care about their clients, as much as I, as a client (which I only speak of as myself and noth other hobbyists), are looking to see whom is a MA and whom is a SP, and their respective services for which specific industry targeted terminology (such as GFE for and by Escorts) is created in making advertising clear - for me to find what I am looking for (including caring). ...or were you being rhetorical with that Q? Hobbying is not a speculative industry, per se (nor, imho, does it or should it be), and menus are industry standard in order to display a SPs passions (vs. un-passionate 'restrictions'; as I would assume; if no need - why even have CERB? --bites tongue--) - thus the use of clear terms by SPs such as GFE & PSE - whereby it's not 'roulette' toward whether I, as a client, luck out and find a SP I like when looking for a SP, or finding a MA I like when looking for a MA. Seems like quite a gamble with high potential for many continued disappointments (wasted time and money and clients .. and industry? (if left unabated?)) when not necessary - as SPs and MAs can (and do) easily provide clear communications and simply use already established common terminology for each respective industry. (ex: the great websites some ladies have - you know who you are! ;) ) Otherwise - YMMV Greatly! ...and not in a good way. :sad: Yes! Thus, again, the need for clarification as to why MAs all of a sudden feel the need to now start using SPs terms to describe services which they do not provide as a industry standard (which already uniquely defines the differences between a lady choosing to be a SP or MA or otherwise). 'Homework' can be made easy with clear and proper use of industry terms, as previously commonly applied respective to MAs and SPs without causing any 'grey zones' on this 'GFE (but not GFE services) Massage' thingie. Believe you me, I have done heaps of 'homework' over the decades. Looking forward to your clarification (and anyone else from the business/hobby) towards MAs now feeling the need to start using SP terms to (apparently) differentiate themselves amongst MAs while not actually providing the advertised SP GFE Services for which GFE was, and is, created for :) ...rather than use already common MA terms, or even as I suggest - a 'GF Massage' (which seems fitting based on your description of services, rather than now create this grey zone of market confusion in trying to use the GFE term to describe, as made clear - non-SP services). Otherwise - use at own risk I guess? :S Unfortunately. Grey zones in hobby advertising makes me un-horny! :( Anyone else? Cheers! :) -------- I respectfully do not concur. 'GFE' is GFE as defined by Escorts and 'enjoy(ing) your girlfriend' is enjoying your girlfriend, as defined by you and your girlfriend. Seem like you are mixing apples and oranges. I have never had a 'one-dimensional' SP GFE ...and I don't ever expect to ;) Hopefully you and no one else ever does.

Sorry - but I find the use of 'GFE Massage' very misleading and very inaccurate. 'GFE' is an Escort Term created by Escorts for Escorting - which begets Oral (DATY, DATO and/or CBJ/BBBJ) and/or FS. So to try and 're-define' the term and try to lure in Escort Hobbyists to get massages is, in my humble opinion, unfortunate and a major turn off for me. I don't tell people I shovel snow for a living and then show up to mow the lawn :S I've never, NEVER, met a guy whom either did, or was looking, for a GF just to have massages with - and never have sex. :S NEVER. Makes no sense. This is 1/2 the reason why the MA/MPs now have there own Area - so as Not to keep misleading Hobbyists (intentionally or mistakenly). Wasting time asking Questions to a MA in the SP section whom doesn't say she is a MA until after several emails. Lame. So un-attractive. Maybe it's a 'GF Massage' some ladies offer, but as per the definition of GFE - it's way more than just a massage. This is even clearly outlined here in this Thread - real GFE services Not included in so-called 'GFE Massages'. (Yeah, and you having snow on the lawn while I mow is Your mis-interpretation or my services right? Not mine?? ...as I now re-define snow as grass? :S ) GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1311&highlight=acronyms A call girl advertising the provision of a "girlfriend experience" is implying that she provides deep french kissing (DFK), "full service" (intercourse) usually with protection, and fellatio and cunnilingus, both with or without protection. Advertising a "girlfriend experience" is sometimes used by call girls to promote business. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend_experience Like the others said, GFE=Girlfriend experience. In some situations, it also means that the prostitute/escort is willing to perform some services without condoms, akabarebacked, usually blowjobs(BBBJ). http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gfe There's even a movie called The Girlfriend Experience (with Sasha Grey - & FYI: She's No Masseuse! ;) ) Anyone got links showing where GFE has changed it's definition to Not included Oral/FS - and now has 2 meanings - 1 for MAs and 1 for SPs?? I look forward to seeing where this has changed, as I enjoy keeping up with the times :) Food for thought! ;) PS: Great Question Ironsman1 - Clarity over services is what CERB is all about :)

Welcome to CERB Gary - you are in the right spot! As for your questions, there are virtually Tons of threads here for you to read on All those matters. (ex. on: Age; Grooming; Indie vs Agency; 1st Timers; you name it.) Have you read Any/All the Sticky Threads in this Newbie Section yet?? Just take your time and go through all the very informative Newbie and Topic Specific threads to learn as much you can. THEN, if you have unanswered questions beyond hobbying 101, start a thread asking specific, informed questions. You obviously know how to join CERB and get to the Newbie section - so enjoy! --clicky clicky-- Read Read. So simple! Help yourself to help others to help you. ...but it's hard for others to help when one doesn't help themselves (this place is a buffet - just start digesting), or know you yet. As well, if you wanted to quickly talk to people about such introductory stuff - go to the chat room. (Technology this millennium is just awesome!) Many beautiful SPs pleasantly spend time there chatting and are more than happy to answer such questions from polite, respectful gentlemen. Get to know the community and be an active participate and you will find people are more than helpful (...but most people just don't have time to sit around and regurgitate to every new member asking questions the answers which have already been provided on this board, and for which anyone can go get themselves. People would be here all day cutting and pasting the same info. over and over and over and over again for no real reason.) So - If you don't want to mess up - then start studying! :-) We look forward to your years of recos :D PS: As many of us older guys already know: You will mess-up, but that's part of living and learning. Enjoy it! ;-)

Hello rajass, and Welcome to CERB! Check out http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=112065 - Emily J is deliciously curvy too! ;) hehe I also 2nd Annika - Beautiful lady! Got to love redheads :D Difference between these 2 ladies is height. Emily J being shorter. We look forward to hearing back from you rajass as your continue to participate in CERB and feedback on ladies you would recommend as well (or post on pretty much anything else you want!). Party-on!

I've never seen whisper ever fail here - but humans many many times (sometimes funny). ;) Even then, just go to a Private Room 1-on-1 is that is a fear. It's just a choice. IMHO, Chat has worked just fine for business ever since I've been here (2009) - when it isn't crashed. Just takes time to learn about how to chat on the Internet. Best thing one can do in chat is actually... Chat! No need to assume anything with so many people around to chat with all the time. Just ask! Cya'round the neighbourhood :)

Fav take out food (which is not to be confused with fav take-out restaurant): Surf-n-turf filet mignon & lobster tail with cognac peppercorn sauce from La Favorita on Preston. http://www.lafavoritapreston.com/maincourse.html

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=11630&highlight=Ottawa+food This pretty much covers it all!

I hope they get William Shatner to play someone! Talks are to make them like Batman - more adult and realistic with character depth. My latest Star Wars obsession is: Angry Birds Jenga Death Star - May The Feathers be With You!! ;)

Not an asshole. Will pay you. Snuggles included. :)

Mmmm... and the best part is the writhing facial at the end :D I was surprised to find this is advertised a 'fetish' for some, as it seemed pretty standard fair since day one for me back East. [Face-sitting] is the term which comes to mind based on what you described. "Face-siting by any other name licks just as sweet!" -Adam (of Adam & Eve) ;-) :aol_hotkarl: <--- this is the closest emoticon I can find.