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I highly recommend 'NakedMusic presents Midnight Snack Volume One' playing from Start to Finish. (You can thank me later :P ) (sample) Natural High: As well, I see adverts nowadays for small portable speakers you simply put on your phone to amplify the sound. Keeps it simple in the new millennium. Fits in your coat pockets, and just use the mp3s on your mobi. Lots of reviews out there for which ones are best quality. Even make a YouTube playlist and play it anywhere you go with Internet access. On whatever device you or her may have. Lots of TVs can now get YouTube too. Keep it groovy! ;)

Nopers - It wasn't just me: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111328 Maybe it was just a hiccup then, as it's working fine now. So no, I wasn't banned, again - but thanks for asking :P hehe TC til next time!

Down and out for the night I believe. I posted this issue in the Chat section earlier and, like last time, suspect the Mod will fix it in the morning. All the best with the withdrawal :S

--add flushing toilet sound here-- Appears chat is down again - can't get it up past the Initialization stage. Maybe it's getting up in years and needs some Flash-agra? Look forward to Mod stimulating the chat-ogenous zone again to see how long it will stay up this time ;-) Cheers!

Zombie - the other red meat! I can taste the Zomburgers now :D It will solve all our food shortages.

Personally, I do not find it a problem to ask a SP if they have a BF, as it's as much my safety as is theirs. Not all guys are as nice and non-jealous as I am ;) In my general experience, SPs with a BF are more 'mechanical' at their work compared to SPs without a BF. They seem more distracted (getting more frequent calls n txt too). Not to say this is a hard and steadfast rule in the SP world, but it does present it's own issues. Such as a SP not telling me until I arrived her incall locale was with her BF as he was in the next room with his friends. Uber lame. Let alone, the whole BF talk is a turn-off. "My BF doesn't know I do this and he would be so pissed if he found out." <<-- Yeah, makes a client feel real safe doesn't it? Or how about buying flowers for a SP to have them throw them out and say: My BF wouldn't like them. If beknowst before (with the SP stating so), this could have been avoided (wasting flowers like that). In other words, and again, in my experience, I find one gets the most mileage out of non-BF SPs. Sometimes guys ask certain questions because as part of the industry everyone is part of here - not everyone is 'professional' - and as such questions can be a way to avoid past failures. ...but I do understand, this is probably less frequent than simpleton guys acting like horny idiots asking stupid question. To turn the tables for a second though: Do Ladies & Gents find it fair for a SP to ask: Would you date me? ...after she says I love you? IMHO - Questions, good and bad, go both ways. This is not special to this business - but all businesses get 'stupid' questions. Like anyone's decision in life, one does not have to answer the questions, and does not have to repeat business either.

As we all know, Common Sense is not Common :S

I have high levels of very controlled lucid dreaming where I can do what ever I want in a dream, wake up anytime, and still hear everything around me. It's annoying at times, as I find I don't get a full deep sleep sometimes, but its also awesome because I can shag anyone I want :D My dreams aren't wet any more as I simply wake up before cumming. One time I dreamt I fell off a ladder, and in reality, I was falling off the bed. Recognizing this, I stuck out my arm and stopped myself from hitting the floor before I even woke up with me starring at the floor with my arm stuck out. Would have done a faceplant for sure. So now, when there is a lady in a dream of mine, I always approach them and ask if they wanna shag - funny how the answer is always Yes :D

5 boxes of Halloween chips for $1 :D

Long May Your Big Jib Draw Mr. T!

I am no expert, but Live Web Cam shows seem to be popular too. Always thought a web cam studio in Gatineau would work. Montreal seems to be a hotspot for porn production. I only know of amateur operations. You are great in person, on web cam - so no doubt in porn too ;) All the best!

To the OP: If you can answer this: Would I recommend this lady to other friends to the same level I would expect friends to recommend ladies to me? ...then you have your answer. From this thread though, it appears to be 'no'. For me, I know that answer would No right from the moment I was asked for a recommendation - so sad to have this occur here over and over again, as it degrades the whole point of recos imho. Yet... Funny how no one jumped on this part of the rendez-vous (to condemn it), when it is Clearly an Attempt to NEGOTIATE the Price. A cardinal sin - No??? (...or is it only Clients cannot Negotiate with SPs - but SPs can negotiate with clients? Appears to be some confusion here about this amongst the community.) If I were to suggest a price other than that already set (or some other cost to the SP) - I would be burned at the stake (again). So how is it a double-standard can be ignored here with having a SP try and 'negotiate more price' from the client??? How in good faith can one write a reco for someone whom breaks one of the cardinal sins of this business? Also as stated, for providing a 'review' of the facts (good, bad or ugly), then there are other sites where this can be done. Like a reco, this is at your own prerogative of course. You feel the SP is someone to avoid? (...or they were just not your cup of tea that day?) All the best with having a better experience next time, but as I have come to learn about hobbying as is life - the stars don't always align. Yet like fools, we try and try again :) because when they do! ;) (...then write a reco.)

Re: Looking for best pse in ottawa - well, Who isn't? Welcome to CERB - the Canadian Escort Recommendation Board! As per the homepage categorization of cities, please feel free to freely read through the free recommendations contributing members of the community freely post for free. For example, Ottawa has a very active section for free recommendations for you to freely review: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 As well, for further free ease of usage, CERB offers a section where ladies freely advertise their availability et al. which you can also review freely: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 For a lark, even try sparking up some chat in the good ol' chat room! Even meet some ladies before you get here. (See Yellow 'Chat Room' Link Above on Page for easy access) ...and you guessed it - it's free! Enjoy your travels to Ottawa, and the fine company available. Be sure to leave a recommendation if you have an experience you feel like sharing :) freely for free! ;-)

I suggest looking into Laser Therapy for stopping smoking - effective on 95% of people I heard. Even the worst smokers. Cravings last only 2 mins then go away - unlike other therapies whereby the cravings never go away (making it harder to stop thinking about wanting to grab a smoke). The service originated here in Ottawa and as my friends know - I have an open offer to them for me to pay for the service if they just go do it. None of my buddies wanna quit :( ....but I suggest you look into it. I saw a clinic down Bank St just the other day. Bank/Walkley-ish. GOOD LUCK! (...as the sexiest girls are smart girls ;) )

Happy Birthday!! :boobies: :motion:

As I like to say: Age is All in the... BED! :D I know younger people whom only do missionary - and I consider them 'old' I know older people whom swing endlessly from the chandeliers - and I consider them 'young' So in the end, perception is relatively subjective. Personally, I prefer to live to the death - with youthful exuberance! --jumps on the chandelier for a swing-- Long may your big jib draw mrnice!

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It seems to be a common trend in my experience, for some of the women staff at strip clubs to be the prettiest girls in the club regardless of how many dancers are on. It was the same at Zanzibar and Brass Rail in Toronto too. I dare say a uber hot waitress makes as much or more $ as some of the top dancers. I can't say what it's like around here, as the only SC I've ever been to here was The Pink - which did have a bar tender and waitress hotter than the dancers, but that was years ago. Montreal I can't remember other than the private duo. The rest is a blurrrrr haha. Is Pigale's considered the best SC in the National Capital? I just may have to check them oot :-)

Long May Your Big Jib Draw Isabella! :-) ...and to many more!

--HUGS-- to Mod for fixing Chat (whomever She is ;) )

Why do I hobby? Because... 1) I'm undateable - for many reasons, including choice :) 2) One night stands, when attainable, often carry risk of someone wanting to date me, which then brings me back to 1) 3) Hobbying makes it possible for me to meet hotties I would never other have a chance in H-E-Double-Hockey-Stix with, let alone share the company of, or even talk to me. 4) It's easier and less taxing than dating once you crunch all the numbers. 5) The hobbying community is, in my experience, much more friendly and fun than the dating community. 6) I only live once - and she says she can do WHAT with me? :boobeyes: Giddy-up! :makeout:

...all ...day ...lo :icon_eek: hmm...? . o O ( Is it just me, or does her 'raised assets' also look like a pair of boobs? ) :icon_surprised: :boobies: :shehot:

--GIANT GENTLE HUGGIES-- ...for the lovely and forever glowing Penelope Davis! Sending you happy thoughts and positive energy for a good day, week, month, year, etc. etc. :-) Long may your big jib draw me Duckie! tc

No glove No love.