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Yeah - I hate it when :boobies:won't stop staring into my :boobeyes: :vl:haha G1 Angela! ;)
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New Escorts Using Established Escort Names
BownChickaBown replied to a topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
IMHO That's where TM (trademark) law would apply, otherwise - fair game(ish). (*Note: This is not legal advice, and thank someones god I am not a lawyer nor play one online.) Brand recognition can be very valuable - and thus requires protection if one doesn't want others to erode the investment one might of put into building their brand to begin with, as greed breeds mean deeds endlessly when it comes selfish thieves trying to make a fly-by-night buck off of ones good name and business. Good faith is just that - faith. No protection is just that - no protection. Hmmm, for $$$ - quick and easy cash - the kind most selfish people try to get. Im no SP - but I hobby - and Bait n Switch is alive in well in this industry as much as anywhere else. ...as much as some people burn their own bridges and destroy their brands all on their own, with the same selfish greed to make quick and easy $$$. ...would taste as sweet ;) -
I don't know if this exactly fits what you had in mind, but dim sum @ the Mandarin Ogilvy is the most excellent in the city, imo. I found good raspberry beer from Belgium in the Market @ Vineyards - Frambozen (or something like that) Haven't seen cherry beer yet though.
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deepthroat & facefucking service?
BownChickaBown replied to joshs00's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Great virgin post joshs00! I could not make such a recommendation for someone to provide such services upon a first rendez-vous here in this market, as in my experience, it's something which takes a building of trust before getting to, especially for gagging, assuming the person even offers all these services in the first place. I've found most success by doing my PSE research and building a good rapport with a lady before respectfully inquiring further. I find sex talk is not unfamiliar to the ladies I have the pleasure of meeting, and they are often very open-minded to talking about pleasures, dislikes, services, boundaries - as much as sometimes during and encounter one does not even have to ask about deepthroating and facefucking, as the SP will simply proceed themselves if they feel comfortable and are in the mood. Maybe also watch for the touring Pornstars whom come here and inquiry with them, as some of them have literally made careers just with these special skills alone. In the end (or front, depending on how you see it :-P ), I believe I am enjoying a lady's time and company as much as her services. Sorry I couldn't help more. (btw, Thanks to all the ladies who have noted their views :-) very informative as always) Fuck no!! What reference do you have for this majority you speak of? Fuck what?? What reference do you have for this right you speak of? hehe (_|_) cheeky monkey :(|) oo! oo! ee! ee! -
err, I believe there are approximately 3.4 Billion, with a B, 'boy toys' on Earth ;) Like most all ladies, I'm sure you could find 1 most any time day or night if you really wanted :p Toward the original topic, what sucks is: Being an unemployed boy toy :( ...and not in a good way. *plays my air violin*
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I believe this is a feel good story to read with a good lesson we can all learn from - as information is knowledge and knowledge is power :wink: I know I am better off for having read it. Gave me the warm-n-fuzzies seeing the community grow :grin: CERB Rocks! Party-on Wayne!! Party-on Garth!!
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mmm, Ladies Good :icon_biggrin: mmm, Prostitution Good :icon_biggrin: mmm, Professionalism Good :icon_biggrin: ugh, Losing Impulse Control Bad :( ugh, Emotional Un-Intelligence Bad :( ugh, Angry Words make my Willy Wonka :| BAD!! Very VERY BAD!! Please don't make my willy wonka - Show me your professional acumen :shehot: And in true CERB fashion - let's all just kiss and make-up :makeout: Ladies First! ;) ************ PS: In all seriousness though, I find Websites sexy (like CERB and individual ones), as pictures speak a 1000s words, on top of the words the lady writes to provide a glimpse into their personality and style. Let alone the efficient communication (ie: advertising) is so practical it gives me a *SCHWING!* :motion: ...but as we all know, it's not the only good tool a lady has at her disposal to channel her charm through.
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A change of name? A little help.
BownChickaBown replied to stevecurious's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
'steve curious' seems like cavemen talk: ooga booga, steve curious *beats chest* How about: 'steve THE curious' ...seems more regal and knightly imo. ...or even: 'steve curious the II' huh? huh? {hahaha!! ...just my late night humour, take no mind.} -
The Art of the Avatar
BownChickaBown replied to Cato's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Mine was the 1st thing I found on the computer to be an avatar (which wasn't a pic of a neked girl) when I 1st joined-up and quickly got sick of looking at the blank space. Hasn't changed since. Can't say I put too much thought into picking it, but when I see it now, sometimes I think it represents 'being at oneness with the universe' - like an orgasm ;) Same with the nickname, it's the 1st thing to came to mind as I just wanted to get on board and meet nice ladies :D I figured thou - it would not have been apropos to use a pic of boobies :boobies: Now, as for others - I appreciate seeing the creativity and sexiness :) Keep it up ladies!! (haha- I kill and or wound me :S) -
Words you say/use a lot
BownChickaBown replied to Isabella Gia (Banned)'s topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Irregardless Indubitably Shenanigans Fortnight Go Penguins!! Hello Nurse! (_8(|) D'oh!! Elsewise Peacefully seize the day. Right on b'y! Frig off! Shag Scrog Where to? Thrice even Cheers! -
Movies that SHOULD NEVER be remade.
BownChickaBown replied to Old Dog's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I agree with: Casablanca; Shawshank, Usual Suspects; Pulp Fiction; Holy Grail, Goodfellas, Star Wars IV, V and VI (non-digitally enhanced). Many others listed above I have not seen yet, but will look into now - thx guys! I have to say the Muppets Wizard of Oz is pretty good too imo :p ...and Star Wars I, II, and III could stand to be made retro ala IV, V and VI style ;) Other Untouchables: Apocalypse Now; Airplane; Pink Floyd's The Wall; Big Trouble in Little China (haha); So I Married an Axe Murderer; Trainspotting, LOTR. Dare I say Top Gun? WTF: Exorcist III; GI Joe; Battlefield Earth. -
Movies you want to see remade
BownChickaBown replied to April Dawn's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I like True Grit. Interested to see Conan the Destroyer. I don't think Dirty Dancing will be any good. ...and GI Joe sucked arse! My pick for classic remake: The Dinner Party (1994) with Jenna Jameson redone with Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey and Stoya :D hehe -
Sounds more like SOL. Your post speaks more of yourself than your ex. If you can't resolve this yourself in a mature civilized manner, and you need someone to serve and protect you - call your mom or the cops or both, but don't suck other people and the community into your 'blackholes' and expect others to solve your problems and heal your issues. Like cheating on a test - you only really cheat yourself, as running away from life only leaves you running away from yourself. Life is going nowhere, until death - and then it's too late to really live. I find your request uncouth and unbecoming of a gentlemen, and can only wish you the best in reflection of your situation to have it resolved amicably between yourself and your ex. Carpe Peaciem!
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What The Heck is going on in the UK
BownChickaBown replied to cory's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
With London/UK, I see acts of class warfare taking place born out of the festering surrogate of dehumanizing inequality (ex: racism), conquering elitism, divisive individualism, unsustainable consumerism and selfish capitalism, among other stressors and agitators motivating people to lose their mature emotional intelligence and civil impulse control. The riots appear to be a projection of perceived hopelessness and manifested from the in-opportunistic catalyst of the state police killing a citizen, which could be seen as an assault on the values and ethics one believes in when living in a so-called democracy, whereby oppression and repression (and death!) of anyone not in favour of the state, and it's clique, can happen anywhere and anytime - even in London/UK. There is no condoning greed, ever - imho it's the greatest mental disease and pandemic the World has ever seen. Unfortunately, more often then not, continued apathetic conformity provides enough tacit approval until the tipping point is reached, and 'regimes' are attacked, sometimes even toppled. In the end though, two wrongs don't make a right, make peace not war. Carpe Peaciem! -
You know you'e old
BownChickaBown replied to bcguy42's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
...when you can remember when .01 cent candy actually cost .01 cent - and a soda n bag of chips was .50 cent. ...when you can't remember what you where going to... :S hmm, what was that again, oh nevermind. ...and: You know you are old when you say: You know you are old when... :P Additional Comments: Is that what you kids call it? :P -
Slutty vs sexy
BownChickaBown replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Sexy: Professional attire such as a just above the knee dark skirt and white blouse all the way done-up, glasses on, hair-up, but enough space/opening between the shirt buttons where one can catch a glance (but like the sun, not stare) @ some cleavage and see some bra as if I am being sneaky - but knowing She knows She's showing some sexiness :D Blazer optional. Slutty: Saying yes to my ESP/Jedi mind-trick question of 'Will you scrog me silly?' ...and leave me basking in the afterglow after a bathroom/closet rendez-vous and her having her way, without 1 word spoken - only never to see each other again. :D :D :D (...but what do I know, I'm just a not-so-starving self-comedian :lol: hehe heyhey hoho wokka wokka wokka) -
*starts singing* Feel-ings... Every-body has... FEEL-INGS!
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Maturity Emotional Intelligence Impulse Control Rational Thought Logical Deduction SEX!!! (it was 7 seconds since I start this post) Clique Stereotyping Education Dialogue Fluffy Pink Unicorn MORE SEX!!! (7 more seconds) Please Thank You You're Welcome Sorry Apologizes Accepted (insert word from 7 sex ago here) Bygones...
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...as we all have our moments - now don't we? My nickname here is BownChickaBown. Apologizes accepted ES :icon_razz: Wabi Sabi Everyone :D **By extension of the "I like" positivity thread... I like to live and dream in COLOUR!! ;) PS: Thx scrb, but what's this 'we' thing - I am not French :icon_razz: Plz don't try and speak for me, as there is no need - perception to 'rational' and 'adult' is relatively subjective, and I personally have nothing to apologize for.
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...People objectifying themselves for the sake of selling themselves for sex - or other people objectifying others for the sake of buying sex? Let be honest here - This industry only exists because of sexual objectification to sell 'services', as much as some say its just for a companions 'time' - yes, 'sex servicing time'. While I know the biggest sex organ is the brain, and I can appreciate a good (subjective to my view of what 'good' is) brain, conversely, other brains which I do not find attractive leave me with no desire to have sex with just the body. Is that respect? I guess that's what blow-up dolls are for sometimes. In general, if I want to just chat, I go to a chatroom and/or go on a 'date' - Sometimes if I want (hopefully) 'no strings attached' recreational sex - I look for an escort (someone's got to support the industry eh, and the desire of some people to only want to make money and a living just from selling sex - the same way as I have never owned a car but prefer to pay taxi drivers to drive me to work every day as an objectification of their driving ability and time. Thankfully enough, in either case, people are humans and all are unique and allow me to interact with them, and them me, to see their is more to everyone on the inside regardless of the profession one chooses, or how one looks, or doesn't look). While I do not (or better yet, can not) sell sex for a living myself (hard to do when I can't even give it away for free - but I digress), I do whore out my brain as a knowledge nomad for money - which is no different of an objectification of myself and the services my brain provides (see resume for full objectification) to a 'client'/employer than anything else I've seen on this planet. Believe you me, I'd much rather not be a whore to anyone and simply live a life of leisure - but hey, someone's got to pay for the A/C and cable TV while living under the constructs of society and, unfortunately, capitalism. If CERB was only about 'love' - this would be a dating site - NOT an escort site. Escorting is NOT dating - and 'GFE' is a euphemism. Not to say love doesn't exist here, as it does (all around, even through-out this whole thread), but from what I see/experience, it's more like: I love sex with an escort, rather than, I am in love with an escort (which yes, does happen - and from both sides of the fence). Rather rich to listen to some people be offended from themselves objectifying themselves, but are angry about it and others for doing the same. Maybe it's too early for me to get my head around it. Maybe some people, including myself, need more time to look introspectively and learn to love myself no matter what anyone else in the world thinks, objectively or subjectively. As well, rather telling of the industry to see some of the pent-up insecurities some people have and their need to project them on others to justify their existence and profession and/or 'hobby'. (sidebar: another good point was made earlier about even the use of this word to describe paying for sex which others advertise for sale) In the end, I'd rather be open and honest about who I am and how I feel then be pretentious and insecure about the truth - funny how 'shooting the messenger' is a favorite pasttime of so many people thou - which I blame TV and selfish individualism for, but I'll save that diatribe for another post. I could care less to try and satisfy some clique, or sell out my values for greed. *Hugs myself* and says: I am a good person and today is a good day. Carpe Peaciem!! (that is, Peacefully Seize the Day!) PS: Just remember in all this - we don't wake-up to bombs dropping around our heads, so are a few words going to 'break my bones'? I think not. *stops to smell a rose* PPS: IMO, this is one of the best threads I've ever seen here. Thanks to EVERYONE for being the diverse and unique persons they are. :) Uniform thought (with a bunch of followers to one way of living life) has little value to me, and anyone who stops learning only finds themselves living in a World which no longer exists. --> Now click on the link in my signature and listen to the beautiful song - serenity (almost) guaranteed!! ;)
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I took the bible reference to be that in a puritan sense, even prudish, not in 'The Bible' sense - but it goes to show how some people will take away from things what they will - once again demonstrating that Perception is Relatively Subjective. On the other hand, like those whom created CERB - others are free to start their own board if this one is not to their taste. Personally, I do not go to churches and ask people why they are so superstitious, nor more than I would come here and expect the Queens Grammar. Party-on Wayne!! Party-on Garth!!
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IMHO to each their own, as long as people are not intentionally disrespecting others (individually or in group form). Not everyone has the same delicate constitution, nor hardened sense of self - and that's Great, as everyone having the same looks and/or character would make a monotonously boring World. Variety is the spice of life. Ying to Yang. As OC Transpo puts it: Respect and courtesy are a two-way street. Unfortunately, in a collective, that often falls to the lowest common denominator. Just watch most any news show - it's not the intelligent demographic that's being targeted, rather the opposite. Ex: Fox News A rose by any other name is still as sweet and beautiful, or thorny and stinky - depending the eye of the beholder. Like TV, if I don't like the program on the boobtube, I have the free will in a deterministic universe to simply change the channel, as much as I can go online and blog aboot it. Got to love freedom and choice! Party-on CERB!! (...as I can only assume if there is something totally egregious, the Mods will take corrective action accordingly.)
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Vs.? With!! :icon_confused: (Note, this is a guys POV based on simply being amazed with the female body, and never knowing if I will see/touch one again.) ...but either way, I concur with always playing safe and being utmost respectful, as if so - Long will your big jib draw ;)