BownChickaBown

Dare I be the one to admit I pick my nose when no one is around and burp loudly while singing to GTO and watching porn? Well, I said it - don't judge me! :razz:

I thought I would mention that I heard (from a # of dancers now) after a Sens win the SCs fill-up moreso than most others nights. But with that said, you won't have to worry about that for a while ;) Dance-on!

I'm just saying it's part of the business around here, which is shady enough at times, but girls or guys, providers or hobbyists, it happens to everyone. Yes, some more than others. Not to say I agree with it, or appreciate it in any way, but I accept there are many people who lack integrity, courtesy and respect with their constant dishonesty, and I will have to pay for it as part of the overall participation in this industry here in Ottawa. I haven't been hobbying long (only since last Aug), but in my short time, my opinion and experience is that the Ottawa market has taken a big downtown since last Fall - and from the sounds of it, not just for the hobbyist. Let's hope the winds of change come soon and more ladies and gentlemen start to enter the market and the morons move-on. (I won't hold my breathe thou.) Try and have a great weekend despite these tools Meg.

It's unfortunate Meg this happens, but all I can say is Welcome to the Biz. As a hobbyist, I've encountered a lot of B&S lately and try to perform my due diligence, but worse than a no show - they steal money! I'd rather they just not show up. When you don't get paid for your services after providing them (of in my case, having the $ taken without the agreed upon services being fulfilled), then I can feel your pain - but just a no show, you should be so lucky.

E-Mail Spam now turning into Forum Spam :S You can tell these were not Bill Gates words, thus very poor reporting and posting as such.

Yeah, I've noticed few reviews/comments about the Pink here, so I started to question why no one mentions it much, but just know I like it. :-) Always getting extra mileage there myself. Not sure what time they open, but I do like to go early and play pool with the ladies and chat. I am not sure who Allison is, but I do know I love how the Pink has the classic "the waitress is the hottest bird in the place" factor, which albeit a tease, is nice to see :oops: Plus, I like how private the backroom is. PS: I'd love to play a game of stick with you sometime :wink: She shoots she scores? :twisted: hehe

Party-on Erin! It's always great to see people sharing and having a good time like you. Keep up the spirit :-) Long may your big jib draw! (or in other words, Good Luck and All the Best with Everything!)

#1: The Pink #2: The Pink #3: The Pink If I had actually been to any other SC around the NCR in the 9 years I have been here, then I would rank them too, but I haven't. Call me crazy, but the Pink seems to do the trick every time I go there :twisted:

I believe it. Now the Canadiens beating the Penguins, THAT I can't believe :cry: :cry:

Happy Birthday :-P

I find it works another way too, and that's SPs who go on and on about their SO. Turn-OFF! Sure, a SP may mention they have a SO, but beyond that, it's a big turn-off to hear about their week together, like what the SP dislikes about their SO, how they still love them, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, puke puke puke ...as if I wanted to hear such things, I would go watch Desperate Housewives (which I don't). It just reminds me of why I dumped past GFs. For the limited time and conversation, I am sure there are other, more intriguing and exciting things that can be discussed other than SOs - like existentialism or hockey or sex! ...or existentialistic hockey sex! [you get my point :smile: ] So, can we all agree - more dirty talk, less SO talk? ;-) PS: Great thread Scott - but remember, no matter what, one is forever a Newbie in this hobby (learn something new every day). :bowdown:

I hope she wins her case and the ex gets the $ in the divorce.

Yes, Welcome Back to CERB - the more Ladies the Merrier! :)

Sorry, you lost me here :?

This is where I may differ than most, but I would say straight-up: Sorry Folks - I might be shagging at that time, so you will need to call first. If there is no answer - I'm shagging; If I answer, then we can discuss a time then if you don't have one in mind right now. Have a good day! While my parents by no means are greatly liberal - I just tell them I am a product of them and this is what I do :) They never know what to say but listen to me and phone ahead of time. If they say anything, it's easy to say: You didn't ask my brother and I if we minded you shagging in the house when we were there :razz: They will get over it. If not - ground me! haha I've lost all tact with my parents - they get everything direct nowadazes. Now that I have almost died a number of times, I don't have time for shenanigans and delicate constitutions. While I do not recommend such an approach for everyone, I find honesty is usually the best policy. Hope things work out for you Meg - GL! Carpe Peaciem!

So does that make it May-sterbation? :razz:

Not being an SP, but having seen answers to this before here on CERB, I believe the range was anywhere from 1 client a day to 7-8 or more a day for others, with the generality being the SPs seeing 1 a day were more into the hobby as a hobby for themselves (more as a passion) which they enjoy while making good money vs. doing the job just for the sake of making as much money as possible (more mechanical work). Some Agency girls seem to be shuttled around a fair bit on any given night (as much as I am sure some Indie's do the same). Personally, I prefer the former, but have encountered the later as well. I believe it's all out there to whatever floats yer boat.

PS: As I think about it, wouldn't 'hobbiest' be 'of the most hobby', an adjective, vs: hobbyist - the noun? -> Leaving the answer to your question of 'Hobbiest or Hobbyist?' to be: Whatever word fits the case to which it was designed for and you are looking to convey in it's usage thereof? ... being either descriptive of something or a person/place or thing. Thus, more of a rhetorical question to yourself? Ex: He is the hobbiest hobbyist I know! In the end thou, as we all know, perception is relatively subjective. :)

I use the Yellowpages and Agencies for short-notice late-night calls moreso than Independents. Individual indie SPs may have more rigid schedules than agencies whom have many ladies available almost around the clock. GL!

Women after my own heart - and stomach! *drools* I consider a lb of gummy candy a good supper. Ruby Inn at Bank and Walkley has good Chinese take-out Food, but I will need to try the Golden Palace. Mandarin at Olgilvie is the best authentic I've had around here. Last, but not least - What meat can you add to other meat to make that other meat better: Bacon! ...and Canadian Bacon at that. Aussie bacon is shite. A personal fav of mine thou, is homemade ice cream churned by hand using ice from an iceberg, fresh milk from a cow and fresh wild strawberries - Amazing! Side note: Authentic Luau Roast Pig is the schizz-nit, as much as Wild Boar Baby Back Ribs are too *double-drool* Well, on that note, I'm off to Kettlemen's for a Breakfast Bagel Combo #1 with Cochrane's Chocolate Milk. :) PS: Oh, and yeah, can't forget, that stuff I had all the time back in High School? You know... *****! ;)

With the point being to communicate a message, I don't get hung up on the anal retentive side of grammar knowing the message was received. ...as hey, the only way some people understand said message would be to use the so-called 'incorrect' grammar, as that is the context to only which they may understand it. That is, target the language to the audience - not everyone gets to talk with the Queen every day ;-)

The last 5 girls I 'dated' were all named Jennifer. (Ask Freud why, not me :S) For me, there is something about Jens - although they were all trouble, they were also all crazy in bed. I swore 'Jennifers' off after #4 ;)

I can only speak for myself when I say I believe honesty is the best policy. :) ...but as someone who can be bluntly honest at times, I do understand how some people just can't take hearing the truth and will always try and shoot the messenger. Rejection is never easy but c'est la vie - I know as a hobbyist I don't explain myself when I don't repeat with a SP and bump into them here on CERB. To each their own. Getting 'dumped' would just be another part of a 'true' GFE :razz: *sings* Sad but true! (a la Metallica) :twisted:

Ain't is a word irregardless of those whom are wrongeous alot. ;-)

Happy Tapioca Puddin' Day to All! :)