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I'm sorry that this has happened to you, Emma. I think that you show a great deal of resilience and you should be applauded for your professional and wise demeanor. I wish you well. Might I add the french saying, apres la pluie, le beau temps. You will arise as a better person after the storm has calmed. I know this sounds utterly cliche, but these sayings have become thus for a reason. I will think of you whenever I have the urge to gossip about another sp... or a board member... or a friend... Bella.

I think it's a very sweet thing to do for your friend, and I believe that those little white lies are OK in times of desperation. However, what would be worrying is if he finds out about your ruse. Are you ready for how he would react? Is he OK with the idea of being with an sp? Would he be able to trust you again? I say, go for it, I'm sure there are open-minded and adventure seeking BBW service providers that would love to help you out. His story is a sad one, I am happy to say that I have never been as depressed as you describe your friend to be, I would do pretty much anything to get my friend out of such a demeaning state of mind. Let me know how it goes if you decide to act upon your idea. It sounds like a fun romantic comedy to me! (Or a horror movie?)

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The Bostonian on maclaren is great -- secluded, downtown, not a motel and it's inexpensive.

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I envy girls with small breasts, they can WEAR anything (much like Emma noted.) In addition, they don't need to wear a bra! If I wear a form-fitting shirt - it looks as though I'm trying to reveal a bit more than I should. I'm naturally a C and I would be very happy as a small B cup. I was thinking of getting a reduction. It's all relative, isn't it? I hate using the old cliche - you want what you can't have - and yet it seems very a propos for the topic presented. Miel, all I can say is that you will most likely love the look of your larger breasts, and that you should go for it if you perceive that it would make you look sexier and feel happier. xox.

Thanks everyone, I'll figure it out. I think it's best to tell the truth and say that I am studying for a degree. For the job that I would want, I think that what's best is that I'm a student and thus, I'm constantly around what they are selling ;) There's nothing wrong with retail, by the way, if you truly enjoy and are inspired by what you're selling. It's unfortunate that even Prospero has been bought out by the "big corporations", there's only one or two indie stores left of its kind. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to be hired. Oh and thanks Annessa, all though I'm not an artist, I can say I do freelance writing. (They don't need to know that I write fanfiction for a group of nerds :P)

I was wondering, if I were to apply for a job, could I say that I worked from home as a "massage therapist" for the past year. If anyone has had to deal with having to explain their sudden absence for the work field, could you email me or leave a comment below? I would really appreciate this because there is this store I've been dying to work for, and I need to have a year's worth of work experience. If anyone is wondering, I'm not quiting as an escort, I'm just preparing for when I will have to start gaining real work experience (the boring kind, LOL).

Red Light siouxsie and the banshees about prostitution/pornography... She falls into frame with a professional pout but the polaroids ignite on seeing their subject and the aperture shuts-too much exposure Voyeur sucks into focus-floodlit the glossy kiss-pit but as emulsion drips down...down the aperture shuts-too much exposure Come into this room-Come into this gloom See the Red light rinsing another shutter-slut wincing the sagging half-wit sister pretty, pretty picture of an ancient nipple shrinking-that Kodak-whore winking 'til the aperture shuts-too much exposure.

My Rules (added to those mentioned above, because most of them I abide to religiously): One should not do anything one does not want to do. One should not work when in a sour mood. When tired, one shall not regret cancelling an appointment When one has nothing to say, one does not need to babble nonsensically, it will only cause further embarrassment for both parties. One should never drink tequila before an appointment. Red wine as an aphrodisiac is OK and fun to share with one's partner. ;) One should not order 17$ chicken fingers at a hotel. :P

I just like movies... and I couldn't find any interesting threads to participate in... sorry... I guess I'll keep my film critiques to myself. I've always been told I had a strange sense of humor, and not many people seem to understand it ;)

CHALLENGE: I watched eyes wide shut for the umpteenth time, and I was wondering... what would you do if an sp overdosed during an outcall? You're not allowed to use Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights or any other drug related movie as a reference haha. You're not allowed to say "I'd call 911" Most original answer wins a PRIZE!

I agree with you - it insults me when this minority of men think they'll get a reaction when they crudely ask for a bj or a quick fuck. Let me tell you something, mister! If you're going to talk to women as though they are sex toys for your gratification, you'll be having incalls with your hand instead! I thank all the wonderful and polite people I've met on Cerb who make me believe that chivalry is still kicking, screaming and scratching for survival. Hopefully, they will be looked upon as examples on how to behave cordially and professionally. Leave the dirty talk for after the doors have closed.

Maybe she needs to get caught - it's a very risky thing to do. I can imagine it being thrilling to engage in such an impulsive - and illegal - act, but I have a feeling that it isn't for the fun of it that she's working from her car. I don't see how this behavior classifies as escorting. However, it isn't quite street walking either. Would it be... car driving? :s

Back in high school, we used to call Heatherington the H-Block. I remember how a police officer told one of my friends to never go there (I am leaving out a few details...) I'm sure it's not as bad as the hype makes it out to be. Haha. That brings back fond memories. I'm not looking down on this girl who works from her car in the H-Block. I just can't see how that's safe or how anyone can enjoy a wintry car service - it's a little bit too Charlize Theron in Monster for me (good movie though.)

I was watching an episode of Criminal Minds. It was one of those commonplace detective series, the ones that are boring enough to relax before bed, but stimulating enough so that you won't change the programme. The topic at hand was high class escorting. The criminal--a wealthy female escort--killed her clients with a warped sort of righteous indignation. This woman killed them for two reasons. Her subconscious hatred for all men, and for how they were terrible people for paying for sex while they were married/had children. I might not have caught the entire gist of the episode, because I shut off the TV with a fury matching that of the Whore of Babylon before I reached the plot's climax. I could go on an entire rant about this, but I don't want to--mainly because it's as obvious and as tedious of an affair as the programme itself. Let me just point out one thing about this so-called avant-garde media portrayal of prostitution. There has never been an avant-garde portrayal of prostitution in the media. Why? Because they always make it seem TOO glamorized or TOO melancholic. For it to be avant-garde, it has to be different than the usual, no? Did it never occur to these producers (who are all men, no doubt) that life is an odd balance of the both? Even that "diary of a call girl" series is full of semi-pornographic imagery, not intended to educate but just as a last resort fapping material for the middle-aged crowd. It offends me to even mention that series. Have you discovered a movie, a book or television series that could prove me wrong? Are my opinions well founded?

I just wanted to add that I have been to Montreal several times, however, this was with family. You can see why we weren't rushing to the best strip clubs. Or I would travel with a friend, usually to get trashed and see a concert. No need for further entertainment, we could barely control our slurring. I know where these places are, thankfully. BUT I'm still looking for a beautiful transsexual. Would anyone know, at least, a good website. I've been to the suggested ones, and they had no reviews or discussion boards. (Looking at the older replies, I think merb/merc would be good places to check.) Thanks

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Hi secret_admirer. That's what I meant by "female trans", a man who became a woman. Getting surgery everywhere but this penis. Thanks for the recommendations! I will look all this up today.

I've decided to go on a trip this Christmas. I'm looking for a transsexual woman (from Montreal), who offers her services to other women also. I have always wanted the experience of knowing (in the archaic sense, of course ;-)) a transsexual. What are the best strip clubs in Montreal? I'm looking for an anarchic, pasties and a g-string, Tom Waits kind of dive. Me and my fellow Cerbite, whom I'm travelling with, are not fans of no-touch policies. Finally, where is the best place to get some vegetarian food in downtown Montreal? I truly appreciate any of your help and advice. If you could recommend any other exciting, sexy, dangerous, or reckless things to do, go ahead!

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NO! You are a healthy individual. Wanting sex, needing sex, thinking about sex all the time--it makes us human! Freud was up to something, you know! Masturbating and having sex often, as long as it doesn't stop you from functioning normally, is fine! We all have fetishes. I like spanking, some like licking butts, others like to watch and some like to take off all their clothes. I'm sure you'll get people telling you there's something wrong with you, but those people are stuck in the bourgeois mentality. They've been indoctrinated to fear sex/sexuality and renounce it as though it was the devil himself! Ignore their prudish behavior and express your humanity with a three times a day, butt licking orgy.