first thing I would do if I had a penis would be: get a BJ... bbbjtcim haha...
My dick would be very thick, not too long, and I'd have the biggest balls you'd ever seen. I want to be the super bulge man.
And if I could choose a girl to give me a blow job... victoria jolie... a blow job and russian at the same time... woooooooo (russian is titty fuck, right?) harr harr harr harr.
No biting please!!!!!
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