Megan'sTouch

Did anyone else feel an earthquake around 1:41pm in Ottawa? My whole apartment building just shook!!!

I agree with Erin about using the term whore. It's great to reclaim the title and it extinguishes the power it holds to hurt us.

It's a lose-lose situation. Providers - Cleaning and way less fun and probably more work than providing an erotic experience. Clients - You pay 6-8X the going rate of a housecleaner and you only get to see her nude, nothing more. Let's look at it this way: for $200 you can either: A) Watch a nude woman clean your house for one hour. B) Pay $160 to get an erotic massage while the other $40 pays to get an hour of house cleaning. And the thing about "we choose the lady that is right for you" seems rather ridiculous to me.

I agree, Ava, that it is quite obviously her posting. There is a lot more evidence than just the IP address. If she was willing to accept responsibility for her actions and apologize, I could definitely forgive her and welcome her to the CERB community. But if she is going to keep lying and deceiving, then I'm not so forgiving.

I don't believe that is true if you are a new provider who has yet to establish her reputation.

^^^Sorry, I was using the term soiled as a synonym to dirty/unclean. I didn't know soiled implied defecation over urination.

Just wanted to wish a Happy Father's Day to all the awesome Dads out there!! :bddog:

The opening poster did say in his first post that he wanted his soiled diapers to be changed. I can see why ladies were quoting him high prices.

Not trying to sound rude but you posted before that you got a few offers, but they were "too high". Maybe it's your budget, and not the willingness of SPs that is the issue? Again, I'm not trying to sound rude. I think for this sort of activity, you can expect to pay the SP her regular rate, plus tip.

I don't feel I own my clients and what they do with their time and money is up to them to decide. Many of my clients have seen other SPs/MAs and I even give recommendations. I've also seen regular clients of other providers here are CERB. It goes both ways.

Cory who used to work most nights 10pm-2am at the Nu Den is a gorgeous natural red head. Also, Justice who used to work midday shifts (about 3-8pm) at the Nu Den is a natural red head.

That week will be next week ;) Thank you again everyone for your input. I'm really happy people like the idea of the striptease!!! :)

DD Emma has advertised this in the past, but it's not really the norm. The norm is to charge by the time.

Thank you for the advice everyone, I'm really excited to try a couple of ideas ;)

I used to be a stripper and so I love the tease and stripping my clothes off slowly. For those who don't know, I get nude at the beginning of the massage because we start with a shower together. I'm wondering, what would clients think if their MA were to put on a sexy outfit for the first part of the massage, and then strip off throughout the massage? Would you find this more exciting? Or would you feel that you got "less than you bargained for" since she was only full nude for part of the massage? Would you feel self-conscious being nude when your MA is not fully nude? Megan

When I got my apartment, I explained that I was self-employed and they wanted either a tax return or a bank statement showing I had a lot of money. A long-term client ended up being kind enough to co-sign for me.

Money doesn't cause STDs. Unsafe sexual practices do.

This just gave me the thought of multiple men.

I am a huge fan of failblog and I thought it would be fun if we posted our encounter "FAIL" moments here. This is not meant to be mean-spirited, but instead to take a moment to laugh at ourselves a bit :) My confession - I always have sexy music playing for my massages and I find it really sets the mood. I found a song I thought would be perfect so I downloaded it. It came with several versions. I found a version I liked and added it to my massage music, but I accidentally put the wrong one on.......... My new song came on just as my client was about to come to completion. I loved the music, the moment, and everything was just so sexy. Then the song finished and we were listening to a commentary on the song, so essentially song dude talking during the sexiest part of our session. Just about killed it for me, but I think he may not have noticed hehe. That track was quickly deleted from my massage collection. :butt:

That is one of many reasons. Another reason is there have been SPs who will go into strip clubs as customers and try and pick up clients.

As long as they're not poisoned apples ;)

Thank you, Hands95! Now you have me curious as to who you are. :) I turned it down for a number of reasons: -I'm a teacher and I don't think my students or their parents would appreciate seeing that. -They did not offer payment. But the number one reason is that I have strong political issues with the Ottawa Sun and refuse to support them. For the sake of peace and harmony on the board, I will keep them to myself. lol.

Women unfortunately have a bad rep in the strip club. They are often rude to the dancers, don't spend money, etc. I strongly suspect this wouldn't be you because you are a sex worker and would have respect for the dancers. I could share a few stories, but I think you get the point. That being said, I have seen a few great female clients and lapdanced for them. I love a good female client because it's so sexy to me to see a woman who is confident in herself and enjoys the beauty of other women. That being said, I'm thoroughly against strip clubs (or any club for that matter!) denying you entry because of your gender. I would suggest going to the Nu Den. They are the most female-friendly and in the past they have even had female-customer nights. Unfortunately they won't be having them again, as the female clients didn't really buy much more than a drink or two.

I was asked to be a Sunshine girl and I didn't have to pay. I think they offered me a free hat or something in return LOL.

I feel honoured I got your real number! :boobies: