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I often pick a dancer by her outfit - I love fancy and different. You can never go wrong with black. I prefer dresses and skirts, and I will take almost any girl to the CR if she's wearing stockings (especially sheer, but I know they run like hell). School girl skirts are a favourite of mine, as are corsets. I also like teddies but they seem to have dropped of the face of the earth. Fit is very important - don't get anything too tight or it looks bad. It never ceases to amaze me how a dancer can look killer hot in one outfit and terrible in another. Try to find outfits that suit your body type and don't be afraid to play to your strengths (short skirts and dresses really work extremely well on a girl with great legs, for example). Hope this helps! Posted via Mobile Device

A great big thank-you to the CERB community for making my very first date with an SP possible this week! I would never have been able to build a relationship of trust with my SP of choice without you all. It's a scary prospect to seek out a random woman on the internet but with CERB I knew I was selecting a highly valued SP of integrity. I don't feel qualified to give her an official review due to my lack of experience (she is already very well reviewed) but I did have a wonderful time. Thank-you Jazy!! I'd also like to tip my hat to Cowboy Kenny. Before CERB, I was lurking on CL and found a couple of girls of interest. Further Google research revealed them to be frauds - thanks for saving my bacon, CK! Honestly, I don't know how you do it. I learned about CERB on CL and have since decided on CERB-approved girls only for me. I am excited about my new hobby and have my eye on a few girls. I must pace myself - I can't afford to see them all at once. Like a true hobbiest, I must build my collection with patience and discretion. Looking forward to lots more fun!! Posted via Mobile Device

For me skin isn't the issue - it's the clothes. I was sitting at work yesterday afternoon thinking "if my wife catches a wiff of this shirt...". Fortunately clothes air out pretty fast. I changed immediately after getting home, and the offending shirt aired out in the closet overnight. But you know, maybe there is a market for a new product here. A new version of Frebreze for him? I agree that dancers do sometimes lay the perfume on thick sometimes and I have turned away dancers on that basis on occasion. Still, a little is nice and I know some guys really dig perfume... Posted via Mobile Device

Hey, does anyone know a good dancer perfume remover? I've heard gasoline works but smelling like gasoline is surely worse. Posted via Mobile Device

So I was back at the Fax today and Mila was taking fooooreeever with some other guy so I finally gave up waiting and took Diamond for a spin. She's another sweet little brunette spinner, friendly and cute as hell (only 20 and looks it). Very nice dance. She's worth checking out, guys. You know, maybe I need to mix it up a little more often... Posted via Mobile Device

Sorry, I have not seen Adva. The only other Barefax dancers on today that I knew were Sophia, Sally and Emily. Posted via Mobile Device

Hey guys, I'm finally willing to reveal my current (and all-time) favourite dancer. She is Mila at the Barefax. Quite simply she is the dearest little sweetheart I have ever met in a club, period. I can't get enough of this girl - I've taken a CR tour with her 12 times! One of those times was less than an hour ago and I'm already making plans to see her again. She will give you a nice, close and respectable dance. She is a classy girl so don't insult her by asking for "extras". You guys treat her well! She is a gem! Even if she ran a little flower shop at the mall I would still come by to see her every week and I would spend a crazy amount of money on flowers. But maybe that's just me. :) Posted via Mobile Device

Hey guys - Sophia is dancing at the Fax again today. Posted via Mobile Device

My lowest mileage experience went as follows: A tall, leggy and drop-dead gorgeous blonde walks by my table and takes note of my interest. She comes by again and sits with me, sitting somewhat distant. I tell her "You are gorgeous" and she replies "I know". This is the first sign of trouble. I buy her a drink and we have a rather short and unpleasant conversation in which she a) chews me out for being married and b) implies that any guy who comes to an SC more than once a year is a total loser. I'm thinking "Do you insult all of your customers or is it just me?" Still, being in a stupidity-induced trance I take her to the CR anyway. Once we hit the CR, she starts her dance immediately. Already feeling gyped for buying her a drink, I ask her if we can wait for the next song. She replies firmly no, time is money. Even though the club is basically dead she is rushing me through. It's about this time I start thinking this will be a short visit. Then she dances for me - fully two to three feet away from me the whole time! I'm like "I have to put up with all this attitude AND not even get a proper lap dance??" Now I usually like to be courteous and friendly, but at the end of that song I just slapped down a twenty and left without a word. The only other time I have had a zero contact "lap" dance the dancer was reeking so heavily of marijuana that I thought she was actually doing me a favour - I couldn't go back to work smelling like that! Still, I didn't take her back to the CR again either.

Take heart, wills. None of my favourite dancers have ever done extras (well, OK, except for one but that was an unexpected surprise and quite frankly I was totally unprepared for it). For me what makes a dance really special is a feeling of geniune connection with the dancer. This is a rare treat but when I find it I will always come back for more. Posted via Mobile Device

... Sorry folks, I decided to withdraw my earlier comments ...

What, the rules say no touching??? This sounds to me like Ontario speed limits - they are there but no one gives a damn as long as you aren't 20 over. Since open concept CRs two dancers have kissed me fully on the mouth on their own initiative (that never happened before). I was like, what, we're allowed to kiss now? That's awesome. Of course most dancers still don't (including my favourite who scolds me when I try). I've been around long enough to remember when $10 no contact dances were standard. When $20 full contact dances came out 5 or 6 years ago this was a game changer for me. Personally I haven't seen any reduction in quality of dance since open concept, all that is lost is the privacy. But if these so-called rules are ever actually enforced, we are going to be back at $10 no contact dances. That would totally suck! The extra $10 is worth it. Posted via Mobile Device

Years ago, when I was young and stupid, I was at a club talking to a dancer and she asked me if I would "get" her a drink. I didn't really understand what she was asking for. It had never occured to me that you could or should buy a dancer a drink. I was thinking "What, are drinks on the house for her? Does she want me to walk up to the bar and pick up a drink? Do I have to pay for it?". I hemmed and hawed at this, trying to figure out what to do. It dawned on me that she wanted me to pay for it, and I decided I didn't like her enough to do that. Boy was she right pissed at me after that!! I don't think a dancer has ever been that mad at me before or since!! I still think it's bad form for a dancer to ask for a drink. If I'm feeling generous, I'll let you know. Posted via Mobile Device

One of my all-time favourites was Madison at Barefax from 2004-2006. She had long curly blonde hair and claimed to have been a nurse. She was the best dresser I've ever seen - she always had killer outfits. Sadly she was fired in 2006 for fighting with another dancer. I didn't go back to the Fax for two years after she was gone. Posted via Mobile Device

I was bored out of my mind today at work so I hit the Fax at lunch knowing full well none of my favourites were up today. It is quiet but not dead. Dancers up include Sophia, Amina, Tamika, Cory, Evian/Avian(?), and a long haired redhead I don't know. I know some of you are looking for Sophia in particular. Hope this is helpful info. Posted via Mobile Device

Sophia is at the Fax right now. Just watched her dance not 20 minutes ago. Posted via Mobile Device

This is a perfect example of how men break down by type. I was at a club years ago with a friend of mine and he was all about the busty girls and I am a leg man through and through. We couldn't agree on any of the girls and thought the other was crazy! I really don't get implants though - sorry fellas. You put a girl on 15 foot stilts and I wouldn't say "Wow, look at those long legs.". I would say "She's standing on 15 foot stilts!" Posted via Mobile Device

Hmmm... Sounds like a badger to me. I've run into a few of those myself. Best to avoid if possible. That's why I only buy drinks for girls I really like. Posted via Mobile Device

How I say no to a dancer: - I don't like leading a dancer on. A quick no is better than a slow no for both of us. Most girls understand we guys have our types, and that if a dancer isn't our type she doesn't stand a chance through no fault of her own. That said, I don't want to be rude either so I will never refuse a girl at my table even if I want to. But I will be evasive in conversation, make little eye contact and make no physical contact with the dancer at all - these are meant to be strong hints. Sometimes aggressive girls will take these signs as shyness and take it up as a challenge so this strategy does have its pitfalls. - When the question does come, I find a simple "no thanks" is best. I don't feel it necessary to explain, and when I hear from my favourite dancer what some guys say it sounds downright cruel. Don't say "You're the ugliest girl I've ever seen" even if she is. Have some respect for the dignity of the dancer. Don't tell her that her breasts are too big or too small, that she looks too young or too old, that she is too short or too tall or too fat or too thin. If pressed, tell her she isn't your type or that you aren't in the mood. Once I turned down a dancer because she looked and sounded like a co-worker I couldn't stand - but why tell her that? - If you are there to see a specific dancer, don't be afraid to say so. Most girls will respect other girl's guys. Don't use this as a ruse - you'd better mean it because you might find your requested dancer delivered to your table. - On rare occasion a girl will start to badger you. I don't know why they do this - it just makes for all-round unpleasantness. The only solution I know for this situation is to finish your drink and leave. A note for dancers approaching me - If I don't have a drink or have barely started it, I have not been in the club long enough to make up my mind. If you approach me at this time I will most likely say "I'm just settling in". I want to see who is on, look for favourites, and generally take in the surroundings. Also, if I say to a dancer that I'll "keep her in mind" I am not brushing her off - she is in contention, I just need more time. Posted via Mobile Device

Wow, hunknhot, you make me feel like an SC amateur. Thank you for your most excellent account of the Montreal scene. Glad to have BC mentioned on the thread too. Say, I wonder if anyone knows if private dances were ever available in Calgary. When I was going to high school in Calgary I know for a fact they were not, but after I left Calgary I seem to remember a boyfriend of my sister's bragging about a lap dance he got at a club in Calgary after they broke up. Spooky to think that something so awesome could be taken away so easily... Posted via Mobile Device

I wholeheartedly agree with you Skidman. Hopefully we can avoid the creeping puritanism of Western Canada - otherwise we will have to start a political lobby group! Posted via Mobile Device

Once I was at Nuden in Ottawa in the middle of the afternoon and this guy starts a sales pitch to me selling windows? siding? sheet plywood? kitchen appliances? I don't remember. I completely ignore the card he drops on my table and he gets pissed at me. I want to say "Look a-hole, I'm not here to see you" but I stay civil. I took his stupid card and dropped it on the floor when he wasn't looking. Some people! I have avoided Nuden in the afternoons ever since, which is easy since I'm usually working then anyway. Posted via Mobile Device

For me it was all about those outfits! And Hooters girls were generally sweet and friendly, although certainly not always. I know where to buy non-logo'd Hooters outfits new online (http://www.hotlegsusa.com) but my wife outrightly refuses to let me buy her one. And coordinating an outfit purchase with an SP just seems way too complicated... Maybe someday. Posted via Mobile Device

What gives with the West? Honestly, I don't see how the girls can make any real money without private dances. Posted via Mobile Device