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- Popeye cigarettes. - The original, original Coke. - Captain Kangaroo. - Sanford and Son. - Summers off, and how they seemed to last forever when I was a kid. - An ache-free, pain-free body. - Gigging with any of my various past bands. - Penny candy. - 10 cent bags of potato chips. Wow, I could go on and on... great thread!

Happy belated-birthday Carrie! I hope it was awesome!

Argh! I'm so sorry Gillian - it won't let me vote again!!! :shock: Gillian will always be #1 in my hard-on... uh, I mean heart-on - #1 in my heart. :lol:

That circus calliope tune, and the theme from the A-Team... oh ya, and that Andy Griffith Show whistling theme.

Thanks Jabba - Ya, I'm not so sure I'm that curious now either... the reaction videos, the term "split cock", my gut feeling... I'm thinking maybe I'll just let it go. As tempted as I am, this may be too scary for me too - I think I'd regret delving any deeper. I believe that ignorance really is bliss sometimes.

For me, nothing beats an ice cold beer on a hot day when I've been working up a sweat out in the yard... I really think there's some good stuff in there that your body really craves when you get all hot and sweaty. Has anyone ever heard of bevanda though? I was exposed to it in the Dalmatia region of Croatia - it's watered down red wine. I know, it sounds crazy, but a lot of the farmers used to drink it, I guess because it's so refreshing. Now it's a common drink out there. You get the great taste of the red wine without the dryness of the alcohol and without getting drunk, just a nice relaxing glow. If you like red wine, you might really enjoy this drink in the summer.

Lame joke - blood, penis, vampire-penis... undead penis... Funny ha ha? Meh, not so much huh? Unfortunately for me (and I guess the other people exposed to it!) I'm often the only one that gets my jokes, sorry, I try... I manage to amuse myself quite well though! :lol: What is "reverse split peni"... I have a feeling that maybe I don't really want to know, but I can't help myself. I googled "reverse split peni" but couldn't find anything...

Doh! @ AngelaofOttawa - I'm sorry Angela, I just realized that you had Clash of the Titans listed in your original post here... I'm guessing you enjoyed it (or at least the leading actors). :oops: I didn't mean to jump on it so hard - IMNSHO (quite often not nearly as humble I should be), I was really disappointed with Clash of the Titans. I expected a lot more of it, especially after paying extra for the 3D showing. I'm sure that the movie wasn't as bad as I remember it actually - I was probably resenting the lack of 3D in it, and in all fairness to the new production, I absolutely loved the old one from the 80s when I was a kid - my opinion of the new one was likely very biased. I'll bet if I were to watch the old one again now, my opinions would completely change. Sam Worthington was great though. I also really liked him in the newest Terminator and Avatar. @ megforfun & AngelaofOttawa - Did I mention how much I looked like Russell Crowe? Really! Chubby Russell Crowe, skinny Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe with long hair, Russell Crowe with short hair... I'm a spitting image! You'd swear I was Russell Crowe! Well, okay, maybe just a little better looking... :lol:

Congrats scottthecanuck! Keep 'em coming! (I mean the ladies of course! oh ya, and your posts too! :smile:)

OMG, that Velvet Monroe is amazing! Incredible body! What about Victoria Jolie? She has an incredible tummy on her... not too hard, but definitely not soft... mmm, mmm... Additional Comments: Oh, and we can't forget Veronica Sway (misadventure)... very lovely tummy (and everything else!)

The only name from that list for me was Tanya... and trust my aching, blue nuggets - she did not put out. She put out lots of "making out" but no happy endings for Mr. Happy.

Yay Mikeyboy! Very nice list! You know my vote though buddy... I have to be true to my heart... I'm going to have to go with Gillian. Would I be so attracted to her if it weren't for Scully? Who knows? All I can say for sure, is that Gillian Anderson is way freakin' HOT! She makes me feel all warm and fuzzy whenever I think of her... mmm, Gillian... Doh! Shorts! Shorts!!! antlerman! share the Kleenex!

I think that unless you're a journalist, reporter, politician, copy writer or some other professional working, in or with media, grammatical errors should be forgiven (to an extent). It's easy to pick up bad habits and forget what we've learned. I'm confident that I speak and write pretty clearly, BUT I'm also very confident that someone more skilled with the English language would easily find many spelling, punctuation and other basic problems with my grammar. I tend not to be very forgiving of some common errors that, for whatever reason, really grind on me ("yous", "liberry", "orientate"..), but I think that's just a personal thing, and to be honest, I'm not very proud of it. Patience and humility are two traits I really admire in others. I've learned that you can't judge someone's intelligence, or even their education, on how they write or speak. I don't know how good Tesla's English was, but I'm absolutely certain he was a lot smarter than me. I don't think people should criticize someone else's spelling or writing in forums... I think it's petty and takes away from the sharing of our thoughts and ideas with each other. I think focusing on what someone's said is more the point of forum than how someone says it. If you don't understand what someone meant, simply ask them to clarify. That being said - I think marketers, journalists, radio hosts, and a whole list of others need to be more responsible with their language. Shouldn't they? Isn't language a required skill for professionals in the media? "There is no accidents to report." - really? No seriously, really??? "We've got bagels." - really? You're kidding me right? Do you know how many people were exposed to this? Come on. Whose the hobbiest of the hobbyists? Not a really biggie for me. "There is no accidents to report." - Again, really?!?!?!

Monica Belluci... mmm, mmm... Good call Superlift! How about Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman in Swordfish... mmmmmmm Halle Berry... How about a movie with Halle Berry and Monica Belluci in... oh, wait, doh! That's not a movie... sorry, I must have drifted off there for a second... :oops:

Swedish berries for sure. Those little suckers are just too freakin' tasty!

You see? I told you - those undead penises are nothing but trouble. Everybody's all "You're a freak!" and "What's wrong with having a period?!?"... Not cool undead penises. Not cool.

I'm in agreement with everyone. First - I'd rather be told straight-up, than to have to guess why I'm being brushed off. Second, and more important to me - I'd really rather not be with an SP (anyone, in any sort of relationship for that matter!) that I make feel uncomfortable. There's nothing wrong with you feeling the way you feel, sometimes people just aren't compatible... I'd just tell him politely, then move on. His ego may be bruised slightly, but he'll get over it.

Ah yes, the infamous Phallus Nosferatus. Damned undead penises.

Best of luck to you Shelby!

Great recommendation! It's nice to know there really are such amazing people out there isn't it? @stevecurious - I don't know if you've read through this thread or not. If not, I suspect you'll find it a very good read... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=26517

If we were half as smart as we think we are we'd stop taking it so personally every time we discover another animal on the planet with a brain. There are lots of other animals displaying different sorts of "intelligence" that science, IMHO, too readily disregards as being purely instinctive. It sure seems to me that the crows I pass on the road every day as I drive to work are fully aware that I'm not going to swerve to hit them, as they casually work out how long they have until I'm close them, then calmly step aside only as little as they need to be out of harms way... I've admired crows for many years, I've always had this feeling there was more going on in their heads than we were aware of (no wonder people used to be afraid of them!), but I recently saw an interesting David Suzuki documentary about them - crows use tools too (although I don't think any one has documented any sexual tools yet!). I'll post a whole list of links on the subject of crow intelligence below, but check this one out with a tool (you see it make the tool even) - google results Seems to me, us humans aren't nearly as special as we like to believe. Again, thanks WiT for sharing the interesting read!

I think a poll in the main board may see more participants... I'd participate either way, but I think a poll would be more interesting with more people.

231. That fresh smell of moist soil in the air after a spring rain. 232. The dragonfly that lands on your hand while paddling up the lake. 233. That total feeling of comfort coming in to your house from the cold. 234. The smell of fresh ground coffee beans in that aisle at the grocery store. 235. A hummingbird in your garden. 236. Finding a twenty in the pants you just pulled out of the wash. 237. The little baby that keeps smiling at you in the restaurant. 238. Those little Swedish berry gummies. 239. The sweet call of a loon echoing across the lake. 240. The sun on your bare skin on a warm summer day.