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Congrats face2face! :smile:

LOL - 2000 posts and I'm sure you're just getting started! Thanks for the laughs buddy! You rock! :smile:

Nice work Soleil! I always enjoy your posts Your warm, sunny personality seems to shine through in each and every one of them! Keep 'em coming! :smile:

Christmas ads in August. WTF? I have AT LEAST another full month of barbeque... don't rush me into Winter, Summer just got here! :icon_confused:

Happy birthday Soleil! Hope it's an awesome one! :smile:

Happy birthday steve! :smile:

Happy birthday scottthecanuck! Here's to many, many more! :smile:

I'm not going to really comment on the initial topic of this thread, but I don't think this is really hijack either (Hands in the air! This is a hijack!.. I dunno, it just popped into my head...) It seems almost everything's already been said by much wiser people than myself. I just wanted to say to Wellie - please don't let this thread or any of its comments intimidate you, and please don't hesitate to continue to post. I originally came here to CERB because I had a bad experience with a provider I had found elsewhere on the web, and in trying to prevent that from happening again I found these really great recommendations and a really fine group of SPs... I joined and stayed on CERB because I found some really good reading posted by a bunch of "sexual deviants" just as "deviant" as myself, and a really great group of genuine, caring, intelligent and open-minded people. I feel a lot more normal now knowing that there are a lot of other really SUPERB individuals just as "deviant" as myself! Hmmm... maybe we're not really so strange? I love to read, I love to learn, and I love to hear the opinions of people much smarter than myself! I also really enjoy sharing my opinion (as un-humble as it may be sometimes... I know, but dammit - I'm just always right! LOL (and I don't care if un-humble isn't word, I like it, and I'm using it)). It makes me feel good to participate in this community, and you are definitely part of the community! Wellie, as far as I know, DATY and DIGITS are not derogatory acronyms - I'm pretty sure they were created to specifically relay a type of service offered by a provider without directly referring to a sexual act. I think these "codes", as Nicolette so correctly referred to them as, are used to avoid some potential legal-type stuff... much like we don't refer to money exchanged between hobbyists and providers as "fees", we call them "dontations". I liked your thread Wellie. Please continue to post so that I can continue to learn. I'm glad you're here on CERB Wellie. To all you other ladies and gents on here reading and enjoying but maybe feeling a little hesitant to post... Please don't hesitate! You're opinions are welcome, there are no stupid questions (well, actually, I can ask some pretty stupid questions, but I digress...) - we'd love to hear what you have to say or ask! Ha ha ha! Check that out! Pretty long post for "not really going to comment" huh? LMAO - ya okay, whatever... antlerman! Where are you buddy?!? We haven't had an antler rant for quite some time! I think we're long overdue! Cheers all! :smile:

Nice WIT! Definitely well deserved! :smile:

Keep it up Carley! You're doing great! :smile:

Doh! I just wanted to apologize to the ladies in mentioned in my previous post. I mentioned your names specifically because you're some of favourite ladies here on CERB and I didn't want to name any of the ladies that were bothered with this whole issue in case I offended them even further... I think, however, that in doing so I accidentally associated you with the issue and made it sound as though you were the ones on the defensive. Berlin, megforfun, Isabella Gia, Dorinda, Cleo Catra, Angel Starr... I'm really sorry for mentioning you ladies. You ladies are all so interesting, and intelligent - you never seem to post negative stuff - you just seem so gentle and fun and easy going. I really didn't mean to insinuate anything to the contrary, and I certainly don't believe it. I shouldn't have put anyone's names in that post - period. That was pretty lame. Again, I am really sorry, and I'll try to be more cognizant of things like that when I post in the future.

"PetesDragon"? Huh? Huh? Ya know? - 'cuz you're packin' a beast!?! (hopefully no fire breathing though, if that's going on you should probably see your Doctor - shooting fire out your dragon is definitely not good) How about "Pete the Meat"?!? Now that's just plain manly! Maybe a little too Meatballs or Porky's, but no cartoon reference, and definitely straight to the point! LOL Where's OldDog when you need him?! I'm sure he could come with a good one for you! LuckyPete isn't bad at all though... "PopsiclePete"? The gentleman angle - "SweetPete"?

LOL - I worked as a pool boy for a while - really! That job was my favourite job of all time. If I could pay the bills doing it now I'd go back to it in a second! Unfortunately I didn't have any of those cinematic-type adventures with hot stay-at-home moms or anything like that (apparently those were reserved for the Brad Pitts of the world and not the awkward geeky teens! lol), but it was still a really great job. I worked outside all of the time cleaning pools, adding chemicals... and that was pretty much it. I drove around in a company van, took extended lunches. No worries at all, no real responsibilities... met some really nice people. Fun. It sucked closing pools in the fall - sticking in your hands in some very chilly water, but other than that it was awesome. Oh, to be a kid again!!! Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy what I do now, but there really is something so special about the simpler things in life.

Oh my! This thread again - CERB hasn't even fully recovered from the first time around and here it is again... Run away! Run away! Scott! Quick! Start up another one of your awesome "continue the sentence" or "make up a funny sex olympics event" threads! Berlin, megforfun, Isabella Gia, Dorinda, Cleo Catra, Angel Starr, and all of you other incredibly beautiful ladies here on CERB, please don't hold it against any of us guys for thinking you have exceptionally beautiful bums or breasts, or hips or hair, or tummies, or necks, or eyes... I could go on and on! ... you're all just so darned beautiful! Please don't be mad at us guys for being guys... we really don't mean anyone any harm... I am so thankful, everyday, to be alive in this amazing world, surrounded by such beautiful creatures as you lovely, lovely ladies. I know that may sound sarcastic or sappy... but I really do mean it! Thank the powers that be for women!!!

Ha ha ha! Cool - that's so James Bond! Is that a USB stick in there too? If it's one of those self-destructing-types you might not want to keep it with the cash!

Waving back to someone who you're not sure you know, or even why exactly they're waving at you... only to realize that they're actually communicating with someone behind you.

1. Spilling coffee on your pants right before you get to the office (like when you're getting out of the car and you hit your hand with the coffee on the steering wheel). 2. Spending an entire day at work in coffee stained pants. 3. Spraying pee all over the washroom because your unit was all bunched up and you didn't notice until it was too late (especially when it's not your own washroom).

I'm sick of voting. I always feel the need to vote because I constantly hear how irresponsible it is not to. I don't like any of the choices. I haven't for many years. Call me a dreamer, but I'd like a party that has the best interests of Canada in mind, and not just themselves. I'd like a government that quits misspending my tax dollars and increasing what I have to pay when they inevitably don't have enough money. I'd like them to stop privatizing services that I'm paying for with my taxes and forcing me to pay for the service again through a third party. I want a government that will do something about how laws here are made so that I don't feel they are being made for and by individuals with only their own interests at heart. I'd like a government that will figure out a way to loosen the grip of the Unions controlling our Federal employees so that the cream of the crop of the Private sector really are motivated to move into the Public sector, and lazy, unskilled, undeserving individuals are moved to the unemployment line where they belong... I want a government that maintains our Canadian culture and doesn't let a recently arrived minority dictate what Canada is... I want the freedom to say "Merry Christmas"... I want police officers that are bigger than me (like they used to be) so that when I'm in trouble I feel as though they can actually protect me... I'd like a truly "un-incorporated" goverment. Argh... I can only hope that spoiling my ballot sends more of a message than not voting at all. I'll vote, but my vote will be a big "X" and "NONE!" again. (Well, as long as I can still vote with a paper ballot... did I mention "argh"...)

Mmmmm... Bianca... oops, drooling again... Thanks to you Captain Cato for the most excellent and fun poll, and carrying the flag for us redhead lovers! Cheers! :smile:

I can't say for sure, but maybe it's the salt in the brine... I think the majority of a hangover is from dehydration isn't it? Salt helps your body retain water... just a guess. Call me crazy, but in the summer when I get a headache from being too hot outside, sometimes I'll take a little bit of salt instead of a tylenol and it seems to help. I think both potassium and iodine play important rolls in your brain - they're both in salt... brain - headache... Just takin' stabs here - admittedly, biology and chemistry are both very distant memories for me now... Any doctors in the house? :smile:

Congrats WIT! That's impressive! I always enjoy reading what you have to say! Please keep sharing! :smile:

Mmm... Bianca... Oh, excuse me, I'm drooling...