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AndyofHalifax

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  1. Guys, being the new guy, I don't really know the standard procedures. Do we stuff our crotches to look bigger or does that just lead to disappointment when the clothes come off?
  2. I lucked out and got my record player, amp and speakers for $50 at a yard sale 5 years ago. They are all ancient, but very well built and have a great sound. Yard sales are probably a good way to find speakers as well as build your collection. I love mine.
  3. All I can see in what you posted is that, in the inevitable Zombie invasion, I will be sacrificed to temporarily appease our new Zombie overlords.
  4. I'm filing a grievance with the union. This will not stand.
  5. We'll welcome you back with open arms as zombie bai...I mean the new guy... yes...
  6. I vote for the "Not the New Guy" Strategy. I trust my vote will be cast in absentia at the social?
  7. It takes a strong man to admit to weakness. I wish you the best of luck with your recovery. What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
  8. For those who don't want to squint, it says, "I'm not fat, just big-boned."
  9. I broke my right arm when I was a horny teenager. Let's just say it did not take too long to figure it out with the left hand after that. Hell, at that age, I would have likely figured it out with my feet if I had to.
  10. She sounds like a whole pile of trouble. If she's so wealthy, why is she trying to get money from him? I agree that it wasn't very forward thinking if they didn't sort out any liability beforehand, but if that's the case, I agree with everyone else and he needs to contact a lawyer.
  11. I could really go for a deep fried Mars bar. Perhaps not an everyday indulgence.
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