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This is addressed to ladies and gents. Have you experienced any interesting surprises during SP/MA and client sessions? By surprises I do not mean annoyances like late/early/no shows, or intoxicated clients, or those who smell. I am referring to things like clients arriving with unusual gifts; Interruptions from neighbors or uninvited guests; outstanding performances, as in MSOG (successful) or multiorgasms; loud noises from pleasure or pain; stunning body art or other decorations; a gent unexpectedly experiencing a squirter, etc. etc. Please share these experiences with the CERB community.

Congratulations, Cato. I thoroughly enjoy your posts. Their quality outweigh the quantity. Thanks, friend.

This thead is getting better and better. But please more pics.

Soleil, I am very sorry about your favourite dog. I have lost three dogs and I know how dismal it is to lose them. O hope your firend recovers quickly.

I am looking forward to this discussion.

A most happy birthday, Cindy.

A remarkable achievement, Pete.

Congratulations RG. I always enjoy your thoughtful posts. I hope the fish are biting this summer.

This is a helpful thread. However I find it difficult to differentiate among various massage providers. Most of these providers presumably advertise in the whig, since CL removed the erotic servives section. It might be helpful to identify specific MPs by keyword in whig and the last four digits in phone number (not whole number, which might violate cerb rules). For example: Pearl, 1AAAWSOME 6398; BEAUTY ASIAN Jade 0115. From previous posts it is clear that I am not the only one who is confused about who "Asian Hands" refers to. Ad keywords and four phone digits would eliminate the confusion.

I wish you a very Happy Birthday, Carrie.

I suggest you read the forum "New to this....." which you can click on the main page of CERB.

I wonder who could be turned on by those. Would require a real boob fetishist, or a lover of russian with a giant dick.

I am proud that Summer Meadows is my friend. Also, WrinkledinTime is the most authoritative source on CERB.

Amelia is a very lovely name. It evokes warmth and tenderness. No wonder that it is popular. You are the Amelia I think of when I hear Amelia.

Have a wonderful holiday. Kind regards

Oops. I guess I am in trouble with Lou. I am sorry if I offended you. I did not say that I dislike this thread. In fact I think it is a great thread. I also did not mean to say that this thread is inappropriate on this forum. My main point was that the status of Quebec in Canada is a very sensitive topic. One can say platitudes ("My Canada includes Quebec"), but it is very difficult to speak from the heart on this topic and at the same time avoid offending various readers. The thread would likely deteriorate into nasty arguments and hurt feelings. My "pussy" comment may have been snarky, but it was meant to say that among CERB readers an interest in sex is unifying and not as divisive as a discussion of the status of quebec would be.

I am happy for Big Al AND Soleil.

This is a sensitive topic for anglophones as well as francophones. What unites Cerbites is the conviction that a pussy is beautiful no matter what language its owner speaks.

I know what CL is (was). What is BP?

Have a great Birthday, Megan. Enjoy!

This is a delicate request to answer. Those nominated might disagree with meeting the qualifications asked for.

This is the only good reason I have read about for NOT giving out the CERB handle. BUT, the SP would have to be terribly indisreet to communicate to others the connection of the phone# and the CERB handle. I find this unlikely because the selection of an SP involves a judgement that this SP is discreet and trustworthy. If I did not come to that conclusion, I would never select that SP. Overall then I am as curious as Isabella as to why potential clients are reluctant to reveal their CERB handle.

Shay's Avatar is one of the best. It certainly grabs the viewer's and draws him to her and her message. There are others' I like. Megforfun has a whole variety of them. (I suspect we will see Meg dressed in some hockey jerseys pretty soon). Megan's Touch has some attention grabbing and alluring Avatars. You are right Cato, the Avatar is a great way to create a first impression.