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  1. I'm pretty much expressing the same thoughts that others have. You post paying for 30 minutes but taking 40-45 minutes without paying more. Is that what boosts your ego, taking from a lady without compensating her Bet you'd be complaining if you paid for 30 minutes but after 15 minutes you got shown the door. You'd probably feel even worse if the lady bragged about it publicly on a board Not only do you take free time from a lady, here you are bragging about it Not cool, not cool at all You need to learn some basic respect for ladies, not to mention learn how to be a gentleman RG
  2. Congratulations Emiafish on 500 posts Enjoy your contributions, looking forward to 500 more RG
  3. Congratulations Serena on 500 posts Enjoy your contributions, looking forward to your next 500 RG
  4. Congratulations Tracie on hitting 200 Enjoy your posts, and your positive contributions to this community RG
  5. Assault On Precinct 13 RG
  6. Congratulations Maya on achieving this milestone. Looking forward to your next 100 RG
  7. Congratulations Mikey on your first 100 posts Looking forward to your next 100 posts RG
  8. Congratulations Shaved on your first 100 posts Looking forward to your next 100 posts RG
  9. It's May 12 (almost halfway thru the month and then June) and it's snowing out RG
  10. Actually in fairness the OP didn't say he would do it for free either. The way he posted his thread leaves a lot of room for inferences. Personally someone who is a newbie talking about managing (not helping a friend) but managing would lead me to at least infer some sort of compensation I also can't see a newbie, very inexperienced to this lifestyle having a close enough relationship/friendship to a SP to warrant her handing over the administration of her business to him. Hell I have been involved as a client in this lifestyle for a few years now, made some wonderful connections with ladies, know a thing or two and I don't have the experience/expertise to manage a lady (not that I'm implying I want to), not to mention, well maybe just me, but I don't think in this lifestyle a man should manage a lady. The piling it on as you suggest might end if the OP came back to the thread he started, so he could clarify and answer questions that came up RG
  11. Warren Zevon Werewolves Of London http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmS5Pq6e7A RG
  12. T is for Thank You A simple two words, but for the escape, connections and companionship you ladies have provided for me, and how the encounters I have had and will have, have brightened my life, the very least I can say to the ladies is "thank you" RG
  13. A nice BBQ cover. Not what I would have come up with for a mother's day present but she's been hinting that she really needs and wants a new cover (her old one is falling apart). She was happy this morning seeing the new cover...guess that's the important thing RG
  14. R is for Regular As in those ladies you click with and make a very special connection with, and want to see on a regular basis RG
  15. Congratulations pcxh3x on approaching the 100 post milestone Looking forward to reading your next 100 posts And I think it's great seeing so many new contributors to the community RG
  16. Congratulations Nippongakki on approaching this milestone. Enjoy reading your posts, looking forward to your next 100 RG
  17. Well really no after the fun getting dressed ritual. But one of the ladies I've seen, well on our first encounter, she had another appointment (not as an escort btw) right after our date. She had her bra in her hand, but couldn't find her panties (no didn't steal them LOL) She was in a panic, "where are my panties, can't find my panties" and we both looked high and low in my hotel room Well black panties when tossed on the floor half under a desk are hard to see...but we found them But she was really cute, this beautiful lady, in a panic, searching high and low in the nude...did I mention she is beautiful?...for her panties. I was a bit more relaxed searching, the room wasn't that big and I knew the panties didn't run away, and they were actually found pretty quickly I liked the way she put on her bra too, (well I like any way a lady puts on her bra.) She put it on backwards, spun it around, slipped her arms through the straps and then adjusted the cups with a lot of jiggle...don't know if that was for my benefit or not but I did like seeing her do it, I must confess. RG
  18. It is kinda weird when you think about it for a guy on this site wishing a Happy Mother's Day :-)...what would Freud say LOL But to all the mothers out in CERBland, wishing you all a Special and Happy Mother's Day RG
  19. Well this weekend I'm up visiting mom for mother's day. I took her out for breakfast. Me, I got what they called a Yukon Big Breakfast...3 eggs over easy, potatoes with onion & peppers, ham, bacon, a spicy sausage, sourdough toast and coffee....I skipped lunch LOL RG
  20. OK a joke, and I hope not a thread hijack, but a funny quirky post for a bit of a laugh How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumicestone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you. Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!! And I'm not saying what quirky things in that list I do,LOL RG
  21. Growing up, it was Cheryl Tiegs. Even now she looks pretty darn good It's a four way tie between Daniella Ruah (NCIS Los Angeles), Mariska Hargitay (Law and Order SVU), Catherine Bell (JAG) and Shania Twain. RG
  22. Loneskater What you have done, helping ladies out, great...I sincerely mean that, it is great. And I do appreciate your point about CERB being positive. But sometimes some things are posted warranting honest replies, I personally could see no other response to put to his thread than the one I did In this lifestyle, it is great when you make connections that are more than SP/Client and those great connections should be cherished But the OP (who btw judging from his handle name and profile has little experience in this field) is posting questions about managing ladies (as opposed to helping a friend) on the assumption they can't manage themselves. And without stating what expertise he has in this field to be a lady's manager. Sorry, that just raises some red flags with me. Sounds like wanting to make easy money, but that is just my opinion. Anyhow a rambling RG
  23. I have to agree with Samantha. Schedule a encounter with a lady. But treat it like a date, with dinner out, conversation etc. It makes an encounter so much better if you are intimate with a lady you have spent time getting to know. And, if there is time, allow yourself time to just lie in bed with the lady, just relaxed, kissing and cuddling. I think the type of encounter you would want is a GFE (girlfriend experience) Also, when you contact the lady, first, as has been said, let her know your age and that you are a virgin. But, and so this isn't a shock for you, she may employ verification/screening. That entails providing your real name, board handle confirmed by pm, your phone and email. Comply with the lady's screening protocols, it's nothing to fear, and something that many ladies do. If you get nervous, don't worry about it. Even ladies I repeat with, some of whom I consider friends, I am nervous, excited and looking forward to the visit, all in one. Just enjoy that nervousness, strange as it sounds it's part of the excitement of seeing a companion Finally, if I was in your shoes, well I'd be giving Soleil a call. If I should find myself in Winterpeg one day, I'd give Soleil a call. Ooops, one last thing, check the threads, New To This on CERB, it can help you too Good Luck RG
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