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Damned "X", I'm not as gracious as Penelope LOL XTC-Making Plans For Nigel RG

If a quick cash scheme on Irma Nici's part, I would think this will have the opposite effect. What gentleman would see her now, knowing that she doesn't know the meaning of the word discretion. Not only no quick cash, but any other guys looking to see a lady will think twice, if not more before seeing her RG

Lana Couple quick comments from a gentleman's perspective First, don't worry about possible poor reviews from guys who try unsuccessfully to low ball you. Instead be a good professional companion, and the good reviews/recos will come. And as a sidebar, no negative reviews are allowed on CERB Second, this old friend wasn't really a friend, if he is trying to nickle and dime you on an encounter. If a friend, he'd realize this is your livelihood and his lowballing you means less income...income to pay your bills, put food on the table etc etc etc. A friend wouldn't deprive you of income And finally glad I was able to provide you with a giggle Take care RG

Alan Parsons Project-Eye In The Sky RG

Well here's an idea, next time, if she asks to go out on a "date" say no, tell her you just met another lady (btw this can be made up) through the dating site and are going out on a date with her the night this lady planned See her reaction. If she is truly just wanting to be friends, she should be happy for you. If she doesn't want you to go out with this lady then discuss right then and there what sort of relationship she wants...and tell her if just friends, you will be seeing other people. One more thing, I appreciate you don't want to rock the boat, but keeping that phrase in mind, your really just on the dock so to speak, and there is no boat to rock Whatever happens, good luck RG

Your welcome Penelope, and well done :-) Nancy Sinatra-Bang Bang RG

Travis Tritt-Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) RG

Meet, did someone say meet or was that meat as in Meatloaf Meatloaf-I Would Do Anything For Love RG

My line to the ladies (just tongue in cheek here, versus the young guy's line given to Nicolette :-)) "I'm old (well middle aged LOL), bald, overweight and wear glasses and will never be on the cover of GQ But I'm a gentleman who happily pays the donation, plus a tip and gift RG

I find it surprising that given you both met on-line, (I assume a dating site) and stated your intents (ie romantic) but she said no, but wants to be friends, but you are both going out on dates First, if a dating site, was it a site devoted to romantic dating, friends with benefits, just friends, intimate encounters etc. Both your intentions must have been known even before you met I would take it slow, and while not closing the door on this lady so to speak, see other ladies, and from your standpoint, expect the worst, meaning don't expect this to last RG

Well lets not be prison bound then...lets get out of prison, and with this song Tony Orlando and Dawn-Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree RG

You know your old when you find yourself hating to drive at night...something you didn't mind doing in your younger days I know, just had an one hour drive back home in the dark RG

Happy Birthday Jennifer Enjoy your special day RG

Congratulations Phaedrus on your ascent to Godhood Well deserved sir RG

My first time was when I was 17 years old...she was an older woman...18years old, both of us virgins I had a summer job up in Parry Sound (Junior Rangers)...during that summer we had to take a 3 day canoe trip putting up prevent forest fires signs. Second night of the trip we stayed at a camp where an all female :-) workcamp (under auspices of what was called Ontario Experience 78, geez just reading it now, takes on a whole new meaning :-) ) was located. Well it started out all the guys/girls mingling over supper, and seeing as they were 18 (then legal age) a lot of beers by everyone was had Then a guy and girl just latched on to one another, went to somewhere secluded (me, it was a cabin, no one but the girl and me) and a beer or two, some kissing, then awkward fumbling, a messy orgasm, and we both lost our virginity And thats how I developed my love for the outdoors RG

A gentleman doesn't haggle. And if the guy can't afford your rate he shouldn't see you Anyone trying to low ball should get a canned response, gist of it basically don't contact me etc etc etc. Treat the attempt to haggle the same as a text/email that is rude or using vulgar language...and frankly attempting to negotiate is rude My 2 cents RG

I like shymale, confident enough to say he's shy :-), not to mention he's a respectful and positive member of the CERB community RG

Happy Birthday Daniel Enjoy your special day RG

Happy Birthday Old Dog Enjoy your special day RG

Well they may be the Kings Of Leon...but the "King" is none other than Elvis And although not about Folsom Prison, he did sing this little prison song "Jailhouse Rock" RG

Another Johnny Cash classic Folsom Prison Blues RG

As Gabriella already suggested, spend a couple hours with a lady. I understand your young and your priority is losing your virginity...but getting to know the lady, and she you, well it will make the first time all the more special. Your first time will be with a lady you spent some time getting to know, and not just a quick anonymous fling As for telling your friends, this is your life, not a case of bragging to your friends...but if needing to brag to your friends to prove your not a virgin is required, tell them a LIE, make up a story, and have fond memories of the PRIVATE time you had with a wonderful lady My guess, once you embark on this lifestyle, you'll continue to do so. And your in your twenties, I started at 49, and wish I had started much sooner Just remember to tell the lady ahead of time that your a virgin to avoid awkardness And treat the ladies like a gentleman should, be polite, courteous, good hygiene...and a little gift and tip are appreciated RG

I'm of the opinion that kissing is part of a GFE experience. No it doesn't have to be LFK or DFK, but at least kissing on the lips If a lady doesn't allow kissing, she shouldn't call her service a GFE. With that said, of course goes without saying YMMV (no kissing if you have bad breath for example) and all ladies have the right to set their boundaries and shouldn't be pressured to offer something they don't want to RG

Congratulations Angela my friend, on your ascent to higher heights than heaven Remember us mere mortals down here LOL RG

A tragedy, and at much too young an age Rest In Peace Sara RG