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Well my brain is coming up blank, and running is what I have to work with so it seems appropriate Running on Empty-Jackson Browne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJYRtOPUonA RG

And you know what flies, jet airliners Steve Miller Bands-Jet Airliner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs&feature=related RG

Well lapdances got me thinking of striptease...well the movie Striptease Womanizer RG

Well seeing as she was missed I like Julia (Julia's Undies) for her generally upbeat positive posts, although right now, while I'm on a diet, she's given me a hankering for some franks and beans, not good for my diet LOL And I agree with domino effect about the warm blanket and warm woman on a cold day...although any day with a warm woman is a good day RG

And another Tarentino film, Reservoir Dogs And I picked this song because I like it Here it is from the movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Wz59jc7lI but if that is too graphic and violent, here's the music video RG

The time it takes to spray on till it is ready to be used, the resulting shrinkage (as if I don't have enough problems LOL) a guy gets in fact creates the splooge room But are they lubricated RG

Nazareth-Love Hurts RG

Well not only guys need to volunteer, they would need ladies I would think, they are somewhat impacted by the protection a man uses RG Additional Comments: Ah, be positive, a lady spraying on a guys condom, slowly and thoroughly could be kind of enjoyable :-) RG

Can heaven and hell coexist in the same room Yes My nephew, born prematurely was placed in neo-natal intensive care You see a large room, with, for lack of a better word, terrarium like containers where the babies are kept...families around their baby Some get the bad news, their baby won't make it, he/she will die, and the families responding as expected, breaking down and crying over the loss of their baby...for them NNIC is hell Others, they get the good news that their baby will live, and the appropriate respond, smiles of joy and thanking the doctors/nurses...for them (and I'm in this group) NNIC is heaven And this is a daily occurence that the doctors and nurses deal with every day As a sidebar, for the nurses and doctors who work in this field of medecine, irrespective of individual outcomes, they are angels, working in a high stress environment RG

The Offspring...well my post will be "off" then..."spring" is a season, so Terry Jacks-Seasons In The Sun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhQ13geD2OA RG

Beatles-She Loves You And what does this have to do with the previous group. Well both the Rolling Stones and The Beatles were English bands, and both played on the Ed Sullivan Show RG

Lovin' Spoonful-Do You Believe In Magic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o89iKsKw19M RG

I like Mighty Pen for his well thought out and respectful posts. A real contributor to this board and community RG

Right now, two weeks into my New Years Resolution I have a hankering for this with this washed down with this But I am staying strong, and not slipping nor cheating RG

There was another thread that got me to thinking. All of the ladies out there are due a big thank you. If I'm an example of the average guy you see, there are probably a lot of other overweight, bald, middle aged or older guys you see as clients...men who don't fit the criteria of "attractive" or "handsome" You see us anyway, treat us like we are your boyfriend, and you, our girlfriend. You provide for us, companionship which is lacking in our lives for a variety of reasons. You don't come to the door, say hey, you don't look like what I expected, and leave. You arrive, and seem generally happy to meet us, or see us again. Yes, we do pay a donation, but that feeling, beyond just sexual, you give by showing us that smile, and happiness to see us, it does transcend money. You may not hear this enough, but ladies, you are appreciated. A sappy but sincere rambling RG

Well events like Groundhog Day are in fact conspiracies to not only cover up the truth, but make fun of blondes, who are far more intelligent than the rest of society. This joke, everyone laughs at, but it is the truth about Easter...and you heard it here first Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful." "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde. He asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter. And btw, there was six more weeks of winter that first Easter, he did see his shadow RG :-)

KC and the Sunshine Band-Boogie Shoes RG

Philosophically speaking, what I'm going to say won't be original and it echos much of what has been posted already. I do believe the concept of heaven and hell is a reward/fear concept that organized religion uses to gain, for lack of a better word, compliance to their doctrine. And don't even get me started on organized religion, their track record, they might be on the road to hell. Just as an example the natives being forced to send their kids to training schools, or the sexual abuse of children at training schools (ie Mount Cashel). I certainly would think that for the natives, or the children, that was hell, at the hands of organized religion. I also believe so called heaven and hell is both a state of mind, and state of existence, while you are alive. If you are in intense combat in a war zone, living in poverty on the street, living and dying in third world countries (Rwanda come to mind) etc etc etc that to me is hell. If you wake up each day, content and happy, well that is heaven. I personally am of the belief that you should live for today (yes plan for the future), treat others as you would like to be treated, meaning being treated with respect, and treating others with respect. Really don't even worry about an afterlife consisting of heaven/hell. For all we know there is no afterlife consisting of heaven/hell, maybe this life is it...make the most of it, and you'll spend all your life worrying for nothing That's my serious post after two humorous posts in this thread RG

This was the song that just popped in my mind after seeing Photograph, although Carly Simon's Nobody Does It Better (theme from Spy Who Loved Me co starring Barbara Bach) was considered Freeze Frame-J Geils Band RG

Supertramp-Take The Long Way Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23p86vJgrU&feature=share RG

On Marriage... "What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow." - Nathaniel Hawthorne "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner "Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." - Mickey Rooney "The appropriate age for marriage is around 18 for girls and 37 for men." - Aristotle On Marriage and Sex... "God created sex. Priests created marriage." - Voltaire "Extra-marital sex is as overrated as pre-marital sex. And marital sex, come to think of it." - Simon Gray "I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." - Zsa Zsa Gabor On Masturbation... "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." - Truman Capote "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin "If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin On Orgasms... "An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze." - Ruth Westheimer "An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away." - Mae West On Sex... "Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex." - Barbara Cartland "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal "There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." - Billy Joel On Kissing... "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman On Virginity... "The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity." - Ambrose Bierce "Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions." - Aldous Huxley On Infidelity... "What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." - Ken Hammond "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." - Steve Martin. "You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." - W. Somerset Maugham On Birth Control... "For birth control, I rely on my personality." - Milt Abel "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." - Bob Rubin "My best birth control now is to leave the lights on." - Joan Rivers On Kink... "Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken." - Unknown "I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults." - Gore Vidal "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." - Emo Philips "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property." -Napolean Bonaparte "I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child." - Dan Quayle

Stephenwolf-Born To Be Wild RG

Otis Redding-Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay RG