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George Jones-She Thinks I Still Care http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skw4LRMYFCo RG

I have eaten cow tongue Never have I ever had a vodka martini shaken not stirred RG

Congrats on 500. Enjoy your post QA Look forward to reading many more RG

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Wouldn't you rather see a photo of beautiful woman, like this one stand still instead of a rapid flashing pic so you don't get eyestrain RG

Of course it's unlikely, no one ever leaves the Bermuda Triangle LOL But I did see a tv show on the Bermuda Triangle once To get the game on track then I had sex in Germany Never have I ever had sex in the United States RG

Congratulations Malika. Enjoy reading your posts, look forward to reading many more RG

I hate getting behind someone who thinks driving 20-30 km below the posted Maximum is the speed limit RG

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I believe this is the cat's owner, for something really completely different... RG

I have had sex in Ottawa (more than a few times, and some with some great CERB ladies) Never have I ever watched the Ottawa Senators play (from what I've heard, no one has ever really seen them play) RG

I have jumped from a plane (allright, it was on the ground) Never have I ever had sex in the Maritimes RG

Maybe not sexy but more practical, these have wipers RG

I have had a cast (yes both the medical type and fishing type) Never have I ever eaten haggis RG

I have eaten Kraft Dinner after sex (ok, it was a few months after sex, does that count) Never have I ever ridden in an 18 wheeler truck RG

You can see the effects on this guy from too much masturbation RG

I have jumped from a bridge (alright, a little footbridge crossing a creek) Never have I gone to the top of the CN tower RG

I have tasted semen (well I kissed a lady after a bbbj, does that count) Never have I ever had a sex with a man RG

I have had sex with a friends mom (ok she wasn't MY friends mom, but she was someones friend's MOM does that count?) Never have I ever played the guitar RG

And then there is/was Bruce Willis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u01f4JjMXr0 RG

Here's one, shows more the dance step than anything or an oldie or this RG

I have ridden a horse (as a kid) Never have I ever been to California RG

I have been fishing (many, many, many, many,many times) I never have ever been married (thank god) RG