roamingguy

Definitely have to agree with you about CERB being a community. I enjoy coming on here, reading others' posts, and throwing a post or two in, and the mutual respect between the ladies and the gentlemen Most of all, I like the positive atmosphere of being a recommendation board, you want negativity, there are tons of sites for that Good thread RG

Roy Orbison (last name begins with O)-Oh, Pretty Woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBKdOtohALA RG

Shakira-She Wolf RG

Just a quick thought popped into my head. Why is asking for a recommendation so bad. It is the guy telling other guys how great a lady he saw is. If a gentleman asks a lady for a reference, which is a lady telling another lady that the guy is ok and a gentleman, no one seems offended. To those offended, remember, even though it is an intimate time together, it is for the ladies their livelihood. Likewise for the guys this is our escape A little scratching of each others back, if deserved, and asked for, really is that so bad RG

Styx-Babe RG

Me, I'm a cash type of guy when it comes to this Cash for the lady's donation and tip Cash to pay for hotel room (only use a cc for the reservation) Cash for gas to drive to and from the city I'm seeing a lady in Cash for buying incidentals (gift, wine or other refreshment etc) RG

Although posted before, this new thread and group inspired me to post this oldie but goodie How to Give a Pill to a Cat Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat's mouth open with small wrench. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet mignon. Hold head vertically and pour ½ pint of water down throat to wash pill down. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture store on way home to order new table.

Tom Jones-She's A Lady http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8 RG

Congratulations on your sobriety. Although never been in a twelve step I did have to stop drinking for other health reasons back in 1980. All in all, I don't miss it. I have, and speaking for myself only, a more fulfilling life without alcohol than I would with alcohol Good luck RG

I was talked into it by my cat...actually threatened that I would be a human scratching post unless I joined, so I joined RG

Samantha Fox-Touch Me(I Want Your Body) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYDa8_Bq1HQ RG

Gordon Lightfoot-Sundown RG

EMail I got today Thought I'd share RG

ELO-Hold On Tight RG

ZZ Top-Legs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EXXZVdUJ98 RG

Well this is what does it for me either Becks Non Alcoholic Beer (0 percent alcohol) or a hot cup of coffee RG

Peter, Paul and Mary-Leaving On A Jet Plane RG

Aerosmith-Janie's Got A Gun RG

What are people's thoughts on sleepovers, specifically should they only be done with a lady you have seen a couple times, or can it (I mean I know it can)...better put, should it be considered on a first time meeting? Personally, I would like to see a lady at least two to three times before considering a sleepover. My thoughts, at least you know the lady, and she knows you, it isn't two strangers meeting for the first time and you both are comfortable enough with one another to spend an extended period of time together RG

Nat King Cole-Smile RG

My sincere condolences for your loss Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family RG

Three blondes died together in an automobile accident on Easter Sunday. As they line up at the Pearly Gates of heaven, St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh really?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

Eagles The Long Run And what does that have to do with the topic at hand. Just a few days before going to Germany with the Forces, went to the BareFax, wet tshirt day (lap dances weren't even invented yet LOL) and one woman used this song for her dance I keep thinking of that day when this song plays RG

Faith Hill-The Way You Love Me http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTA1MjY1MTA0.html RG

Alicia Keys-No One RG