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Well first off guess you can call me pineapple dick then;):rolleyes:;), cause I've been/will be eating fresh pineapple (this is day 2) for three days. And I have heard the same thing about pineaple affecting taste want the ladies to :-P I've also heard eating beef leads to bad taste:sad:...haven't touched beef since Tuesday. And I'm always freshly shaved, head, face and the boys when I hobby (very carefull around the boys:shock:) RG

Well it looks good here, snowing now, but supposed to clear off at midnight, sunny tomorrow...good thing, going Christmas shopping in Toronto, and staying overnight,and have an early Christmas present for myself tomorrow night, if you know what I mean RG

Geez, kinda disappointed, when you titled the thread What is your #1 must see Xmas movie, my mind was in the gutter...thought Xmas on a site like this was double meaning...sex oriented Christmas movie...just kidding;):rolleyes:;) My number 1 movie, Christmas Carol, starring Alistair Sim...hands down, stands the test of time Number 2, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation RG

Alistair Sim, hands down...and even when shown colourized, I change the settings on my tv so it is black and white Just the change in expression and on Scrooge's face in the beginning to when he sees the light at the end, excellent acting on Sim's part...played the role well And it's my absolute number one favorite Christmas movie of all time RG

I'm going to live to 79 Do a little bit about the middle age spread and the age increases But accidents, some guy backed his van into me...not my fault, and I lose years RG

Believe me I can appreciate that...I know my heart was going pitter patter, pitter patter on that drive up to a certain special ladies place in Orleans ....4 hours pitter pattering and the song "Anticipation" playing over and over in my head And pitter pattering aside, that song aside, well lets just say meeting you was well worth the drive I see another drive in my future BTW, I like you, did you like me:D RG ;):rolleyes:;)

Enjoy your night Me, half the excitement of an outcall to your hotel is the waiting, watching the clock, heart beating with anticipation, then when it's time there is the knock on your door and ..... I'm going to be going through that excitement and anticipation, and more this Saturday Have fun RG

Me, I wouldn't neccesarily read too much into it. I've read good writing from people with high school only, and horrible writing from those with university degrees. BTW don't read into that that I'm saying university educated are poor writers and high school only are good writers. Just it depends on the person When I hobby, I'm looking for a lady to spend time with, not someone who can proofread my writing My 2 cents RG

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel :-D RG

You mean it's attractive to the ladies:bowdown:...there is hope for me From a bald guy:rolleyes: RG;)

Well for my generation...no change that, FOR ME, I know when I was a young pup tattoos were something soldiers, sailers and criminals had BTW my generation, born in 1961. Ladies were not known for having tattoos. One pleasant eye opener when I started hobbying :grin: was seeing how sexy and attractive tattoos can be on a woman, and it can be fun to look for all of them:D As for rough, ouch :shock:!!!... I don't wanna be hurt or beat up, supposed to be relaxation and recreation, not a self defence class LOL :lol: RG:D

Another question I hope this is worded right. I generally prefer independents over agencies, but there are a couple ladies in a couple agencies that I'd like to spend a couple hours with. My questions (and if answers not appropriate for public viewing, pm me the answer please) How can you determine what is a legit agency from one that, for lack of a better word, is acting like a pimp for the ladies Generally speaking, what is the ladies cut percentage wise I'd hate to pay, hypothetically speaking $300 hr and the lady gets maybe a $30-$40 cut...doesn't seem fair For my hobbying, if I went to an agency, it would be in Toronto (I already know which Ottawa ladies I have seen, will see) Which agencies should I steer clear of, which treat the ladies with respect (and obviously, pm me that info) I would ask via pm, but who do I ask? RG

A young hot mom is a young hot woman A older hot mom is a older hot woman They are all good, whether they are mothers or not Note to self, rent American Pie, still haven't seen it RG

You had to mention boat...just had to mention it. Now I'm crying, put my baby to bed a week ago, won't see her till spring Damn Winter Just kidding (bout the damn winter part)...I've got some activities planned over the next few months that will take the chill off...if you know what I mean RG Additional Comments: Just a little poem to add to this thread RG;):rolleyes:;) WINTER Poem It's winter in Winnipeg And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below. Oh, how I love Winnipeg When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave Winnipeg Cuz I'm frozen to the ground! Have a great day... 98% OF CANADIANS SAY "OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM NEWFOUNDLAND AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."

Or sackcloth...or for that matter, nothing at all, she sizzles RG;):rolleyes:;)

To me, any lady that has kid(s)...that's the "m" part The "ilf", thats a personal call, up to you RG

I feel normal now...whew I love the intimacy, hugging, kissing, talking etc The sexual aspects too, but the intimacy is at least for me more important. And I've found with my first repeat lady, it's even better the second time around, and assume third, fourth etc etc etc time around RG

Second that one, it takes a big man to admit he is wrong. He made a mistake, and apologized for it, publicly (and I gather privately)...to me, that says more about the type of person he is than the original thread. Agree this should be forgiven and forgotten. Welcome to the CERB family Origin RG

We decided this year, with family, a limit of $50.00 My nephew, another story, he's going to break the bank...but he's worth it. Plus some friends and I get together for a gift exchange, which runs about $150.00 total. So shopping trip to Toronto this coming Saturday, and as a present to myself, booked a room for the night, and seeing a lady from EC RG:D

I'll ask a question. Do the ladies prefer incalls or outcalls If incall, at your home/condo, or do you prefer getting a hotel If outcall, is the preference for a hotel or the hobbiest's home RG

Out For Fun No problem, and no need for apology We're cool RG :smile:

Question 1 copied/pasted 1) What are hookers' biggest fear. Getting old? not enough clients, privacy issues? And as the thread started, its purpose (copied/pasted) Many of us have questions that we wish to have answered by SPs and MPAs, to make us better clients and to understand you and the buisness more. I don't think anyone is getting down on anyone...the intent of the thread, now a question is answered. I view this thread as learning for everyone, not a put down on an individual...we all have things to learn at one time or another RG

I must agree, don't use the term hooker (or for that matter prostitute) I think using the term lady (ladies) or service providers is more appropriate and respectful, just in the same way us hobbiests don't want to be called johns. Mutual respect, treating others as you would like to be treated goes a long way. Just some thoughts RG

Agreed!!!...And who cares what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms/hotel rooms/kitchens/living rooms etc etc etc. As long as people aren't being exploited/hurt and they all consent, it's all good RG

Don't read anything in that there are no reviews. Some ladies don't like to be reviewed Some hobbiests don't do reviews. And a review has an element of ymmv, one individuals experience with a certain lady may differ from another individuals experience with the same lady And finally, who reviews the reviewer...on CERB you have members who have certain reputations. But maybe the reviewer if on another board, may in fact put a false review (ie it is the sp under a faked handle for example) to give herself a good review, as an example At the end of the day, take a leap of faith, you will probably be pleasantly surprised. And if not, chalk it up to experience, move on Some thoughts RG